Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ADD MITCHELL! ADD MITCHELL!
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FOR THE LAST TIME, ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER JUSTIN BURGUNDY WILL READ
DAMN IT!
It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
I believe Budget is an old wooden ship!
Yeah.
That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy.
Boy... that escalated quickly
Tonight's top story the streets run red with Jeegohhnys blood hyah! hyah!
And then our children will form a family band.
Last time I looked, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Well that’s just great Amber… Falcons!
vivufuuf? what do you want vrostrophia? feed the vitasoyvicryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal vitasoyvic! betrayal vitasoyvic! virufufu vititirjdmdkmddjterratetvookavirtual! thank you vaceeroiomp valasaluter! you're welcome viitutjtuttujd vomitrufudjjjxorder!
Who typed a question mark at the end of of the QOS?
YOU CAN USE MY USP THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH
Beer was a bad choice!
Jack Cousins is a Saint!!! You understand me?
when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk.
THAT’S NOT A GOOD START
I hate you Bo Nix, I hate you
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it in my diary. Jeremy had a very funny joke today.
go fuck yourselves pypl bagholders
When you left the hurt was so deep… I don’t know if I can go through that again
Aaaafternoon Delight
It might be a soft "J"
I even wrote it down in my diary! Jason picked a very cool beer today!
Boy, that escalated quickly
And I'm Tits-- I'm Ron Burgundy.
I'm having very strong feelings for you, Mr. Burgundy.
Sweet grandmother's spatula!
- I hate you! - I hate you more!
Today we spell redemption J. O. E.
I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
Atish, are you paying attention? Nope.
I dont envy you But dammit do I respect you
Dire wolves Now you're putting the whole realm in jeopardy
It's clear now.
IT'S THE GOBBLERITO... WE DO IT EVERY YEAR
Here are the stories we're going to be chasing today.
Smells like bigfoot's dick
Compelling, and rich
for an extended period of time.
Just Take It Easy, Champ ...
That was our newest reporter, Veronica Corningstone.
and the Channel 4 News Team.
Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius
Dammit! Who put "repeat the line" on the teleprompter?!
Because of my breasts?
I know one day Kelly and i Will be married on top of a mountain
Why did you say that? Why?
Boy, that escalated quickly
Jackie almost killed a guy
it's made with bits of real panther So you know it's good
I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Burgundy, but not from you.
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
People who overreact to the Coronavirus
I wanna polka.
H-a-w-k-s
out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Why, Ron? Why?
Okay. Bye-bye.
No, Lynnsey will be there. It's the Crackhead Hour. We do it every week.
Ron, are you okay?
You get train ran on 50% of the time All the time
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
He’s gonna put Armia on PP1
If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back.
Livestock ,Carnival and Pet the the Bunnies.. We do it every Houston Rodeo Tejano Day
Oh, mi corazón está en fuego! Julio!
Scholars maintain that the owner was lost hundreds of years ago.
You're gonna need to move to Moscow.
100 watch The mood is tense
I LOVE STAIN
I miss--i miss my ceo.
No there’s no way that’s correct
Jesus, She's Terrifying!
Let ‘em work it out! It’s between the two of them!
Nice work, everyone. Sharp suite release. Really good. Everyone one on the floor as well. Really a lot of hustle, I liked it
I've had enough of you, Mantooth.
Beer was a bad choice!
Come on! Oh, God!
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It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
Would everyone love to hear Andre 3000 play "yazz" flute?
This could be the big story of the summer.
A La Jolla man clings to life
is to give her two tickets to the gun show...
Construction on 95 South during rush our is Grade A Baloney
Well, agree to disagree.
It's a community event
Sixty percent of the time... My memory works every time
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can''t understand you.
But if I had to guess, I’d say… female
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Oh, come on. Audrey.
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
It’s clear now
Dorothy Manmouth is a Saint!
Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone.
Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth
How now brown cow
Foggy London Town
You really want to know what love is?
60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.
AND I DO MEAN AN-Y-THING
63% of the time it works every time
♫ Afternoon delight. ♫
Kevin killed a guy
Well, well, well,
and this is what's happening in your world tonight.
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke. I even wrote in my diary, "Dear Diary, Ashley had a very funny joke today"
You weren't here. Why are you being this way?
Kirkland: so you know it's good
and the Channel 4 News Team.
Here we go... LEt the games Begin!
When an STi passes you
Tonight the sewers run red.. With Buchanon’s blood!
I nailed the steak
I'm gonna straight up murder your ass!
Finch watch The mood is tense
It's always a long fall from the top, isn't it?
# The greatest wealth that exists in the world. #
I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many.
And Baxter here of course
From everybody here, Go Fuck yourself Kathy Hochul
I'm just gonna put that out there
- And that is a scientific fact! - Uh-huh.
Hey, Ron.
М-м-м... Це смачне фондю
But you and l are mature adults.
Oh, that behind is driving me loco!
The Sewers will run red with Rhule’s Blood
I saw that, Mike killed a guy
as one professional helping another professional,
"mentally retarded."
No, no, that's... very exciting.
Mike had a very funny joke today I even wrote it in my diary
Don’t get me wrong I loooove Greek Food
Mm, 9:00.
I’m Ron Burgandy Go tuck yourself Kathy Hochul.
It's actually an optical illusion.
stinking up the joint with your craziness.
OUr children will form a family band
Whale, whale, whale,
It always goes down smooth.
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
put away the clothes. oh!!!
If I'm a dullard, you're the, uh, the dull--
Correa Watch The mood is tense
Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth
Ahhhhh!
Drink it in. It always goes down smooth.
It's Summit... We do it every year
I don’t know what a bonus win is!
It might be a soft "J."
It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every Sunday.
You have...
He will read anything that is put on the sermon notes
NO ASSUMPTIONS! NO MERCY!
Here is a story of a 103-year-old woman
Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase.
and is one of the top political advisors
Thanks for stopping by
He's gonna put Corningstone on.
Yes.
No discounts! No mercy!
Don't act like you're not impressed.
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You’re not Buntz
Biden will read anything you put on the prompter Anything
Did you just throw a sturgeon out your window?
2pm
Excusez-moi, Numero Two.
It's the pancake breakfast We do it every month
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- Thanks for stopping by. - Stay classy.
She was Brazilian.
You pointed to your boobies.
Ya hear that Dan?? He dropped the ball!!
I love flag.
It’s a WWE ple We watch ‘em together every month
That squirrel can water-ski
Bear fight!
News team, assemble!
Do you know who I am?
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
HAPPY BIRTHDAY???
they're looking for a new anchor.
- Excuse me. - What are you doing?
Philly was a bad choice
When someone is unexpectedly losing their shit... I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
I saw that, Mike killed a guy
Wow. Quite a drink order.
I'm Ron Burgundy.
Joe Biden will read!
I think she bought it
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Andrew made a very funny joke today!”
When this all gets sorted out we should get an apartment together
They don't take into account houses that have more than two television sets and things of that nature
Garth, I need to look at these tapes for a potential lead.
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary.
be about a cat fashion show.
Emily Howe and I had sex And we are in looooovvvveeee!
It was a bad choice
This week we could spell redemption G-I-O
Oh. You son of a bitch!
I couldnt I’m totally unprepared
read something like this:
D
No discounts! No mercy!
after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs
London Gentleman, or--
Buzz are you paying attention? Nope.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Peter, what are you doing?
Times are changing, IFB women can do stuff now
James, are you paying attention? Nope.
Milk Was a Bad choice.
Today we spell redemption, J. O. E.
Burgundy will read.
toxic katherina rivenese was bohpa bohpa bohpa oboboloo lkajsjieieiriii's booohouppeproich wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
I’m here for the Director position
I am completely miserable SanDiego
*spits out food*
Go fuck yourself, Joe Biden
You were my hero Bryce
I laughed at it later that night!
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My reaction to finding out Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa left us
Tasers
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Ribs
Take me to flavor town!
Hey Y. Koo You're making me look stupid
Damn it! You know Leaky will read whatever you type in chat
Judge Perez will CNO anything that is put on that docket
It looks like a whale's vagina
60% of the time, it works every time.
Ya Hear that Dan? He dropped the Ball...!
You know I don’t speak Portuguese
Excuse me, I'm press. Thank you. What do you got?
Where you get that jersey? The toilet store?
yes raelene you old frumbled prune face granny! yes punched in like a gayle bradley knife! yes the other stanley knives are just plain old SliceCo's. thanks dear yes me frumples aren't filed under "S" after all!
SUR...... .....PRISE !
Today we spell redemption A-I-D-A-N
Stay classy charlotte.
When this all gets sorted out I think you and me should get an apartment together
I chose them as my replacement,
So Roon’s not coming?
The bottom line is,
I'm sorry.
When in Rome…
Ah! Knights of Columbus, that hurts!
Mmmmm take me to foot town wahaha
Veronica. She put that in the Teleprompter.
Champ, come on. Come on!
Boy, that escalated quickly.
You guys just stand there? Come on!
BABY WATCH
It is anchorman, not anchorlady!
Hey, lady in the red hat. Yeah.
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It's not a given anymore
Well that’s just great
It took my impending death for me to realise how much I need you
Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?
its the biggest party of the year we do it every year
You have broken my heart samwise Burgundy you have broken my heart
It’s the pancake breakfast Tom. We do it every year!
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.
Well I could be wrong, but I believe this beer tastes like an old old ship that was used during the civil war era
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy,
They’ll get y
I'M SHOCKED
*spits out food*
- We were just flapping our gums. - Oh, yeah.
today we spell redemption R - O - N
What did you say your name was?
I believe its a soft "J"
and suits so fine
Heyyy Oh! There he is!
We're laughing, enjoying our friendship.
Today we spell redemption RON
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!
Kit
I love poop! I love poop!
Mike had a very funny joke today i even wrote it in my diary
You're my hero, Ron.
All clear!
Way to go! Neat-o, gang.
Twenty Percent Of The Time It Works Every Time
When Leah gets her place in LCA I'm in a glass case of emotion
You're not very bright. You know that, right?
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
... And LIsten Emergency Heat Loan SEASON !!!!
Well thats just great, you hear that Flor? Bears!
To the news van!
- I can't find Corningstone. - Where the hell is she?
and I'm rarely late.
Why don't you stop talking for a while?
It's the Gobblerito...We do it every year
All right, guys. Let's focus up.
From all of us here at Channel 4 News,
You stay classy WHILians!
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
I guess we'll go back to doing what I do best, show off.
Hey!
Go fuck yourself detroitdad
You have always been a good friend!
Yeah I saw that. Jesse killed a guy
And you ate all the leaves?
It's ok! I'm here, we can do the TD now!
A Manhattan, and kick the vermouth
TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION Travis
I killed a guy with a trident.
Oh, it's the deep burn!
That's bush. Bush league.
Huh? Network?
When You start Working out and Eating right
They have Done Studies You Know Scott Sucks
I've got to merge my PR
This coffee tastes weird Yep, it's got real bits of panther in it
Baxter!