Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm bro P?
Doesn't mean we can't have fun.
You'll find it.
So Awful
Oh! I've never heard of it.
Well Looks like We Got Ourselves A Billingual Bloodfest
Hello, Edward.
Go screw yourself, NoahDoesYARNS!
Hey!
Get out! Just go!
I don't believe you.
Go Fuck Yourself Bags Text Group
- To the news van! - Okay!
Did you hear that Yavar, BEARS? Now you're putting the whole firm in Jeopardy.
Everyone here knows it.
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
Burg, are you paying attention? Nope!?
I'm so happy! You are alive!
I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you!
All right. Let's go!
That's it.
Your just a woman with a small brain
It's Rocket Man not Rocket Lady
where'd you get that watch? at the... toilet store?
Well, believe it or not,
Veronica Corningstone and I had sex,
Oh Jerry, you can't bark the gay away. Stop projecting, its ok...
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read.
- # Sunshine, go away today... # - Damn it!
anything you put into email Rebecca will report
MM! BREATHE IT IN.
When this all gets sorted out I think me and you should get an apartment together..again
We really should be going.
Bob Dylan once wrote,
- Blade! - Here you go, mate!
Burgundy! Burgundy!
- A straight shot. - Ooh, ow.
Knights of Columbus!
Do you really love the toy, or are you saying it because you saw it?
Hey, Aquebogue!
He kills people. He saws a woman in half!
I think she bought it
Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?
I'm a professional doctor.
Uh-oh.
I'm going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
50% of the time, I’m there every time
Well, believe it or not,
Little "Ham and Eggs" comin' at you. Hope you got your griddles.
Right now it's 82' in our fair city,
You wanna dance, Ronnie?
Pointed to your boobies
Never ceases To amaze me
Sky!! Rockets In Flight
You’re not Denise.
Looks Like We’ve Got Ourselves A Bilingual Bloodfest
Tornado watch
What’s this?
No Commericals No Mercy
Foxtober
Anything you put in the DFIR chat Brian Mize will google
Oh yeah.
I don't know if you heard me counting But I did over 1,000
Champ Kind, sports.
Go fuck yourself, Kim Gardner!
Living Legends Uninvited Guest
to this news station's already sterling reputation.
I don't know, Ron.
Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, "When in Rome."
Tonight's top story: The sewers run...white...with aphids' blood!
What's it like, Monkey? - The Premiership Points?
and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd.
Jesse killed a guy
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther.
Really good. Everyone on the floor as well.
Katherine watch. The mood is tense!
Ah, jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
I AM FULL OF IT TONIGHT
#NOVARKWATCH
Hennessy's... 60% of the time, it works every time!
What did the bad man do?
He kills people. He sawed a woman in half!
I can't work with this woman. It's terrible.
Anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.
Today we spell redemption X.F.I.T.N.e.r.d
it used to be anne-marie leaving shades with hentai on kate donohoe but she quit so it would be andrew sargent taking those duties wouldn’t it? yes.
Go fuck yourself NAVAIR.
In other words, Matt rhule was the balls
Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?
That was half a lifetime ago We’re different people now
I believe I did.
Today we spell FREEDOM R - O - N
You got knocked up. You should probably get out of news.
IN PORTUGUESE, PLEASE!
Oh, I'm storming your castle on my steed, milady.
He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr,
Sorry. Sorry.
60 percent of the time it works every time
We've both seen our share of pornographic materials.
It truly is beauty and the beast.
HUH?!
You know how to cut to the core of me, Maw.
I am hung over.
What's this?
Belle Harder is a SAINT
48% of the time It works every time.
I thought you were kidding I even wrote it down in my diary, "karah had a very funny joke today"
I thought you were kidding! I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. "The agent made a very funny joke today!”
I’m telling you, this lady Has really crawled into Kyle’s head!
I am completely miserable, San Diego
Military phrases!!
You kept your head on a swivel.
- We did it. - What is this, amateur hour?
Poop Poop Mouth!
you have a massive erection
I mean, come on. It's bullcarson!
Don't get me wrong, i love the gravy. it rev's my engine
STOOPS WATCH DAY 4: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Channel 4 News,
Make sure these guys don't party too much They never listen to me
Ned? I don't know a Ned
I believe Rizz is an old old wooden ship Used during the Civil War
I’m not a baby! I’m a man!
Anna Page is open this week!
Mr. Holmes, you have a massive erection
It's Purview So you know it's good
Sixty percent of the time, I’m right every time
A real ice queen.
Jacob Trouba is a saint
And the couch ballet Is grade a baloney
Kennel Watch Day 3
What in the hell is diversity
I don’t know if you heard me counting I did over 1,000
I saw that. Riggs killed a guy!
Mance and Justice Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt
Why dont you stop gambling for a while
"Where's your mommy? Someone's gotta change your diapers."
Dan. Where are you?
That jumped up a notch
Thank you.
Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy
Brian?
You were amazing.
I love Yermin. I love Yermin....
That’s not a good start
He - I don’t - I think he bought it!
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me?
I don't often make myself out of clay and fire But when I do I make sure i'm extinguished first
Come get a taste.
Today we spell redemption BVU
DAMN it, who typed a typo in the SPF RECORD?!
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Ed.
I saw that. Kyle killed a guy.
Or Chinese, or something weird.
today we spell redemption bruceyfruit
I even wrote in my diary “David said I would be SacPeat today”
That's wonderful! Thank you!
Nothing. All I can see is a blue curtain.
GO
It's the pancake breakfast We do it every month
Rangers lead the way
Mm-hmm.
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Cometz had a very funny joke today
Whispered Secrets The Story Of Tideville
Burk had a very funny joke today
Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional,
Got an invite
Damnit who put an issue in the teams chat?!
He said knull!
yes beryl fleshkins? what do you want? i want to do some bohouoperowoweieoupering in snagra.
to the Bush White House.
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter,
BOTLANE, ARE YOU PAY
I hate you Orient road railroad crossing. I hate you!
When someone is unexpectedly losing their shit and catches you off guard... I DON'T know what you're yelling about???
Acuna Watch! The mood is tense..
Audrey - I look like hell I've got bags under my eyes!
He will read anything That is put on that teleprompter
That doesn't make sense.
you really want to know what love is?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Happy Birthday Renaud?
Oh, I'm so happy!
- Ron! - He took him!
I thought it was a joke I even wrote it down in my diary. "Liz had a very funny joke on FaceBook!"
I love her I dont love her
It's actually an optical illusion
Well, well, well.
You have your ubulus muscle
Miss Veronica Corningstone.
Cyclone Watch DAY 7: still waiting
Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.
I'm Veronica Corningstone.
Broderick killed a guy
Kandance Belk is a saint!
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch
You have a massive erection Don't act like you're not impressed
I mean, come on. It's bullcarson!
SAID!
Asana Workflows Have always been a small passion of mine
What? Were you saying something?
Don't want to wake up your friends.
Huh? Network? Are they here?
Veronica and I are trying this new fad called,
Paul where’d you get a hand grenade
Today we spell redemption J-A-N
Mike Pence had a very funny joke today
- It's Ronnie! - Ron!
I just want to shout it from the top of a mountain
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
Brian Woods, Weather.
Stings The Nostrils In A Good Way
Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
YOU KNOW HOW TO CUT TO THE CORE OF ME
STOOPS WATCH DAY 12: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Mentally retarded
i’ll be honest with you layla, that smells like poop mixed in mud.
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
will read anything that is put on that Teleprompter.
and, Jay, let's take the bass line for a walk.
I don't remember doing it
Go fuck yourself, Michigan
When all this gets sorted out you and me should get an apartment together
The kind of shot that gets you to the top of network news.
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary danilea made a very funny joke
Ladies and gentleman. May I have your attention please. Britney is celebratiing 8 years with liberty today!
I might be in trouble on that one.
This has to be the feeblest
Rangers lead the way
Why don't you stop applying for a while
Yes?
Ron, what do you think?
Immediately after getting my lashes done
Ribs... Weed. I had weed for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
Really a lot of hustle. I liked it.
Jim Bowlin at the YMCA…
Today we spell redemption J O H N
It’s a 9:30 start. We did it every night.
I've got to do the news!
I can't believe I'm about to do this.
Let the games begin!
Oh!
I friggin' love you back!
I'd also like to share that I own a lambo & you’ll never own one
It was Wes Mantooth.
- I can't understand you. - Sorry.
7% of the time, it works every time.
and 38' in the Middle East.
My little China doll.
Mr. Holman, You have a massive erection
It is not baloney. Now, go do your job, missy!
You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.
And you come out with stink like that poop!
60% of the time, we work every time
This is definitely a man's world.
MMM I JUST BURNED MY TONGUE
Don’t hide in those JSN quarters zips!!! I’m coming after you!!!
Well, I have one great passion that--
You stay classy, San Diego.
We're api first?
It sure is good to be number one.
Go fuck yourself, board 8
It always goes down smooth
Team USA will hold up anything that is put on a banner
I love Lampkin. I love lampkin.
Stove is a Saint!
- Uh, Champ? - Yeah.
60 percent of time time, it works every time.
Wipe the dribble away from your bubblin' lips.
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
and I would like to be able to do my job.
Tell you everything's gonna be okay?
The sewers run red with @Zardywacker's blood
I didn’t get my vitals checked even tho I was On air for over 45 min
Now this is happening.
And we are very good friends.
I've just been handed An urgent
and my apartment
And it's right here.
Today we spell redemption A-I-D-A-N
Calm down.
But I also nicknamed my testes.
Todd are you paying attention??? Nope
Happy Valentines Day to my Beauty
Shotgun willie's is a saint!
The mood is tense!
Go fuck yourself, Padres Go fuck yourself, Tatis & Machado
Who typed that into the Teleprompter?
Wait! Did you just hear something?
I wanna be on you.
Oh! Great Odin's raven!
I think MCC killed a guy
No Commercials! No Mercy!
Excuse me, Veronica.
Pick up the phone! Let's gooooo!
She’s so damn fussy That nap was a bad choice
You got knocked up. You should probably deny it on social media
But I didn't have a mountain, I had Facebook
was that those were not real pirates.
and it's not going well.
Why don’t you stop talking for a while? Maybe take the next couple of plays off.
Great. Bears.
I feel like I have proven myself as a journalist
When in Rome.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Trump has the personality of a mortician
COVID-19 WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE
Hannah... I miss being near you. I miss your laugh!
Take me to Pleasure Town!
Our Children Will Form A Family Band And we will tour the countryside.
*spits*
they had to bring a female in.
there's something that you should know.
Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, baby jerk. →
Maybe cool it with the Lols for a while…
That is Grade A baloney
Why don't you stop applying for a while
I don't remember.
It’s bull crap Acker Don’t get me wrong I love the ladies, they rev my Engine but they don’t belong in the MCU
GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE
Nope.
I'm gonna take a run at the new girl.
Fuck you, Chinese Government
That’s a given, that’s a given
Happy Birthday Ryan?