Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're here today to celebrate the birth of a panda.

I've got to do the golf!

Even the guy who can't think says something!

Hey! Where’d you get those wins…? At the Toilet Bowl?

Thanks for stopping by

A whale's vagina

Yes I’m going to have three finger of Glenlivet

KEN WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE

Baby watch. The mood is tense.

Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in the ADF and I'm invited?

Brendan Fraser is a saint! You understand me?!

So much to think about.

In English please, you know I don't speak Ulster Scots!

Baby Watch! The mood is tense

I'm a mess without you

Chicken Jockey!

I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT AND IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN

Tasteful discretion is the name of the game.

You do not take a tone with me,

when people believed everything they heard on TV.

And a glass of Scotch.

AGED MIF AND NEW BUSINESS? NEATO GANG! SUPER DUPER!

Triple option is for little fairy boys.

- Super-duper, gang! - Yeah! Yeah!

Guess he should've ordered the decalf...

lol... stop It!

- Oh, we're going there! - Oh!

Damn that dude cleans up good

Where's the suit store? We've been walking for 45 minutes.

Don’t act like you’re not impressed

Ladies can do stuff now.

Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

I just made out with Georgia Blatch And I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.

pickup attempt that I have ever encountered.

0 - 100 real quick

I just....I got too excited Too excited....too early

The waffle shirt is live

No, I was talking to you. No, not her.

When a client decided to go DIY and the kitchen looks like a scene from a disaster movie.

BW was a bad choice

You know I don’t be speak Mexican

You could use my office And afterwards we could go to lunch

Here's the thing,

I told you that I wanted to be an anchor.

I guess i'll have to take you...................... at your word

Today we spell redemption... J O N.

Jackie pooping in Panera *Everyone walking into the bathroom - "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"

I'm Veronica Corningstone.

You smell like a used diaper filled with Indian food!

YOU CAN make use of digital methods for secure and anamized data gathering while also involving focus groups and key informant interviews for in-depth qualitative data gathering afterwards maybe we can go to lunch

He’s gonna put Armia on PP1

CHESAPEAKE WHICH OF COURSE IN GERMAN MEANS “NICE, SEPARATED AREA”

I’ve been watching this before every epic Euro trip for the last 10 years

Jan, kom terug naar hier!

Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux c'est que tu mérites mieux

Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius

Stay Classy A-Team & dOUBLE d'S

We've Been Here Literally The Entire Time You Have

Stay Classy Houston, TX

By the beard of Zeus!

"lntercourse lsland" on the Fox Network.

60% of the time it works...every time

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.

Mx9 I thought it was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary

we should all get an apartment together!

- I dabble. - Oh.

Lay low for a while

Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy

OK towel ready washing machine empty lizz

with a jump of seven feet, 10 inches.

THEY’LL GET YA

Put down the gun and let the marching band go.

I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale.

Switch me on it!

and we waited as long as we could, but--

For the last time, anything you put in the intercrediotr WSFS will sign it

Alvarez is lamp.

All right, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime.

I'm sorry, it's the--

what became of leanne may vandergarden? she pushed herself into anime and got electroucuted in bangalore.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Kevin made a very funny joke today!”

These grapes are good, but they are sour.

PASTA WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE

Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.

You sound like a gay

yes beryl moonsoonspillyourgutsfortheotherkidsrocketkeroskerosenetyreteethbladerette? what do you want? i want to do some a paul pulling trans in arnhem land.

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Trump will read.

Well, well, well,

that was used during the Civil War era.

I'm not a farmer, I am a whale. I am a beautiful whale

I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Stephanie made a very funny joke today!

I don't know how to put this, but... my wife is kind of a big deal

If I were to give you money from my wallet Would that help ease the pain?

TORNADO WATCH. The mood is tense.

What if we were Co-people

Oh! Can't think of anything to say, can you?

I'm going to take your cousin, Kelly Moran, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

I DON’T LIKE IT

1% of the time it works every time

One slip, and it’s over, (whammy)

I LOVE RUM. RUMMY. RUM. RUM.

Well, you have no hair

Now let's do this!

Go fuck yourself Nick Harvalis

I don't know a Ned!

I used to have familiar relations with.

I'm lead anchor Veronica Corningstone.

Simmo is a saint! You understand me

- No, I did it. - You bitch!

GARY COLPITTS IS A SAINT!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I'd punch you right in the mouth.

That will do it for us at 6:00.

That squirrel can water-ski

We're Dell We wear pants 3x a week

Audrey I look like Hell

Go fuck yourself, Donald Trump

All right. There it is. What do you love?

shovel me on it!

Kramer, where'd you get a hand grenade?

Mease Salazar GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE

There was a bowling alley and a man on fire. I killed a guy with a rock.

KAREEM WATCH! THE MOOD IS TENSE

I Am Shouting Happy Birthday, Kevin!!!

Wow... You know how to cut to the core of me, Jimmy

Dammit Who gave the ARMs permission to make memes

For the last time anything you put in DFIR CHAT BRIAN WILL GOOGLE

Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you.

I'll be honest. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.

What if, just for tonight, we weren't coworkers? We were co-people?

You might want to bring a coat

Stay pithed, San Diego

yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes when i'm a multicoloured rainbow pony jojo siwa candy balloons mood!

as a peer and as my gentleman lover?

sixty percent of the time it works every time

happy birthday Ron!

Mmm, that is good fondue!

FOR THE LAST TIME ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER THAT DUMBASS WILL READ

It's choco Tuesday, not choco chooseday And that is a scientific fact

Just Start Cleaning Your desk

Sue Ungar is a saint!

Why you take it easy today Phil

The sewers run red With bulls blood

Pearl Jam are a bunch of Saints!!

I'm getting some great stuff, Miss Corningstone.

Well, looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest.

Well, well, well…

It’s the structural HVAC. They miss it every year

BROWN WATCH! The mood is tense

It’s boring, but it’s my life

PEOPLE CALL ME THE BRY MAN

you've been spending a lot of time with this lady.

Hey Ray where did you get that mouse?

# Gonna grab some afternoon delight #

Hey everyone, shut the hell up! The Celtics are on!

He will literally rip your face off.

I've nicknamed my penis It's called "the octagon"

I like to eat ice cream,

ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT TELEPROMPTER, HE WILL READ!

Maybe you should stop talking for a while. Maybe take the next couple of plays off.

seems that our youngest chris was on ACID and firing a bow & Arrow into a Crowd You know how kids are...

My Wife and i had sex!!

60% of the time, it works every time

Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.

Stay Classy, Minnesota

i even wrote it down in my diary aa had a very funny joke today

39% of the time it works... every time

Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?

# When everything's a little clearer in the light of day #

I am completely miserable, Charlotte!

It's not a date.

I know... I saw that

of sexual harassment by Terry Bradshaw.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAY CLASSY!

I've been posting the same video every friday for 5 years now and in now way is that depressing

House vote. The mood is tense.

See this muscle, it is from ICMP

Go over there and see if you can get a shot. I'll go this way.

Oh, there it is.

Well, that might take some time.

Hello, neighbor.

Maybe sit the next couple plays out

if we continue seeing each other,

# La la la la la. #

Jason is a SAINT! You understand me!

I'm gonna straight up

Dan killed a guy

yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes gotta wet my sex bedsheets.

and in no way is that depressing

You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.

For the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter Biden will read

Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth

Happy Birthday Ollie Stay Classy!

Would everyone love to hear Ron Burgundy play "yazz" flute?

It might be a soft "J"

♫ Boo! Afternoon delight... ♫

Do you know who I am?

I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary - Chad made a very funny joke today.

I don't know a Ned!I

That’s a givens

Oh, I hate cats.

the most famous panda in the world,

What shoes you going to go with?

Sixty percent of the time... it works everytime

HEY EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP. LADY GAGA IS ON

Are you ready for our rendezvous?

Today we spell redemption: W-I-N

Biden will read!

I swore that I would never get involved with a coworker.

Iead anchor Frank Vitchard.

and the Channel 4 News Team.

It truly is Beauty & The Beast

That's baby-makin' music, that's what that is.

You continue to surprise me, Mr. Burgundy.

The team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at 9:00 instead of 8:00.

I was just speaking In generalities

It might be a soft "J"

He will read anything that is put on the teleprompter

Leave hunt out of this, all right?

Look! The most glorious rainbow ever!

I hate you, Ryan Walters, I hate you!

Damn it! Who types a “pause” on the teleprompter?

Ryan Reaves is a saint!

Get out here! Panda jerk!

Glass case of emotion

It was very hard for Veronica.

Hey, Daredevil in a hat. Yeah.

She's really great.

DEY GOHBIBDIIIIHS!

Hitting that sad man with his own helmet was terrible...

That squirrel can water-ski.

Dear John McCain, I often disagree with you, yet

It's kind of like...

He’s gonna put Armia on PP1

# Some man's gone, he's trying to run my life #

They’ll get ya

Get down here as quickly as you can.

Just want you to know if Ron does not show up, I am ready to go on.

and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis.

Well that’s just great

You keep your head on a swivel

- High-pressure system-- - Go stand over there.

Damn it who put that on the teleprompter

I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking.

to take on more challenging stories.

Go fuck yourself, Pete.

Hmm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?

I'D LIKE TO PUT SOME BARBECUE SAUCE ON THAT BUTT

And when I say anything,

Iike a flaming golden hawk:

What is that Smells like a turd covered in burnt Hair

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

then don't forget Channel 2 News with me,

So what other passions do you have, Mr. Burgundy?

I even wrote it down in my diary “Mucci had a very funny joke today”

God does not want her to live

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears.

who's filling in for anusha pillay? josh williams.

You’re not Tom Jackson

DOROTHY BLOODSAW WAS A SAINT!

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say "When in Rome."

I'm so lonely I paid a hobo to spoon with me!

My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!

Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded

STAY CLASSY A-Team & dOUBLE d'S

I’m outnumbered

Please, Brett Kavanaugh Say something

Oh, it's so deep.

Well, it's really quite simple

Hey, Lady in the red hat...Yeah

What the hell Are marathon socks

Even the guy who can’t think says something