Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happy birthday Jason “I love scotch”

Well done, sir.

OCC Called PAX are not showing up

I trying this new fad called uh, jira. I believe it's jira or yira. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently it helps you keep track of projects. It's supposed to be wild.

It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.

60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.

He's a live bear. He will literally rip your face off."

I am in a Pickle!

Good evening, San Diego.

You Might Want To Bring A Coat.

You've gotta meet this girl.

I don't know Ron that sounds kinda crazy

Boy, that de-escalated quickly.

I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something.

Son of a bee sting.

I'd put Brick on, but unless he's tracking a storm front, he's useless.

Today we spell redemption K-A-E-P

I’m going to defeat this pandemic then our children will form a family band.

Jasim... which of course in German means "a whale's vagina"

Hay Team…assemble!

- Yeah. - Yes, tell us.

Breathe, Ron, breathe.

As a journalist, I should get to know

I believe "Bored" is an Old, Old, Wooden Ship

*spits out food*

Smells Like Bigfoot’s Dick

Hold on. Why are we all standing around? Let's go!

I’ll be honest with you. This tastes like pure gasoline.

It might be a soft "J"

YOU'VE GOT A DIRTY WHORISH MOUTH... THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE...

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed, birds

Geetha and Aaron are pregnant and having a girl

Years later, a doctor will tell me

Ron's using the machine

I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary. Chad made a very funny joke today.

You're so wise.

This is worse than the time the raccoon got caught in the copier!

Katherine watch! The mood is tense!

Bobby Bark twice if you need saving

3 DAYS LEFT IN THE KCDC CFP!!!

17% of the time, it’s cosmic... every time.

Emily Baker is a saint!

Hey everyone! Come and see how good I'm being!

No, wait. Wait. Let me say something.

Oh, look out. Next up, it's Whiskerus Maximus.

Scott killed a guy

I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.

Oh, whoa, whoa. Network talent scout.

“Might be in trouble on that one”

Jackie almost killed a guy

How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm?

- Really? - Yes.

Seattle to Texas right now

I’m a man who discovered the wheel And built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn

Denny, are you paying attention? - Nope.

I even wrote it down in my diary “Mucci had a very funny joke today”

Gents, assemble!

Turn the music off! I'm still talking!

Jesus, she's terrifying!

i'm proud of you fellas. you all kept your heads on a swivel, that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight

- Oh! - I just want you all to know

STOOPS WATCH DAY 10: THE MOOD IS TENSE

Oh, Miss Corningstone.

What do you say we go on a date? Have some chicken Maybe some sex. You know, see how it goes

This is worse than the last time Hump showered back in 1998

fighting, screwing and reading the news.

- Ed, hello. - Listen, Ron.

- You asked me to come by, sir. - Oh, did l?

TJ WATT IS A SAINT!! HE’S A SAINT!!

Today we spell redemption DOC

All right. Thank you, Mr. Harken.

50% of the time, I’m there every time

The mood is tense

Because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts?

You’re my hero, Bo

Unique New York.

- Get it goin', Ronnie! - Yes! Please.

- Hey, Ron. - Hello.

It’s the December choke We do it every year

Congratulations Dodger fans.

NO. HIPOS COMING ITS THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST WE DO IT EVERY MONTH

More than anything in the world, Ron

Let’s leave the mothers out of this, alright? It’s unnecessary

I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen I was a First Sergeant

What do you love?

"Kill the druid?" i thought you were kidding! i thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary, "Teshki made a very funny joke today!"

This is killing me. I'd rather slit my throat.

You're our leader. Look what you're doing to the group.

60% of the time, it works every time.

That's a given.

Gene Tenace at the plate And WHAMMY!

Well, well, well,

How Now Down Dow

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

- Is this Ron? - Who is this?

Guys, take it easy. Just take it easy!

That’s amazing

I'm Veronica Corningstone for Channel 4 News.

I saw that. Marty killed a guy.

It's a formidable scent.

Go fuck yourself Angela.

Dragon in bound Sky Rockets in flight!

I hate you Felipe carvalho, I hate you!

CÛmo est·n, pinches!

Lay low for a while Because you're probably wanted for murder

It's so damn bland!

Ready the announce.

Say Russ Maybe you should sit the next couple of plays out.

I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes.

You stay classy, Ohio

I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary for you

Time to musk up.

Today we spell redemption J. O. E.

It's so damn hot!

I just wanted to shout it From on top of a mountain

Emily Baker is a saint!!

come on mrs boing boing move if you’re gonna crash into prendiville catholic college then move your gurgry butt! thanks sweetheart snok boing reow! yrs grandma snell move ad well we jeed to get the balloon pie! thanks finally sweetheart reow!

and you come out and stink like that. poop!

It’s FOMC day We do it every month

and with that in mind--

GO F**K YOURSELF FLORIDA.

and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

We’re laughing, enjoying our deal.

U stay classy Texas!

It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.

Out of sight my man

It's the Draft...We do it every year.

When in Rome…

I even wrote it down in my diary “Veronica told a very funny joke today.”

I miss being with you.

And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?

SPEAKER VOTE DAY 3

More than anything in the world, Ron

baxter got kicked off the bridge. because you pirated a dvd! it's a serious crime to pirate dreamworks movies according to copyright law. please visit www.dreamworks.com eject this disc now!

You're not Ron.

Exquisite breasts?

- Is it a shortcut or not? - Okay.

Harken said he'd fire us if we talked to you.

I guess I have to take you at your word, number 3.

If you don't, send it right back.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE! I EVEN WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY! "TPRM HAD A VERY FUNNY JOKE TODAY"

Me: When a client no shows a confirmed appointment

Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty.

If you like it, you can take it.

I might add a handsome wolf at that.

Livestock show ,Carnival and Petting the Bunnies. We do it every Houston Rodeo Tejano Day

# Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight #

I have many leather-bound Wide receivers

MFC fan watch. The mood is tense.

look! it's eegreegor!

Well, well, well,

Jim leads the pack!

35% of the time He goes outside every time

samurai jack is a saint

Today we spell redemption BVU

I woke up this morning

I hate you Eric Biondo, I hate you!

Hello, This is Amazon. We need you root credentials

Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Ed.

it’s so damn nice out!

Today we spell redemption J O E

Congrats on 4 years!

Brick Tamland, weather.

I love lamb. I love lamb!

"Ed, come here, you big silly man! You big silly man!

I thought you were joking. I wrote it down in my diary Buffbeliever said there would be another Travis Hunter

4-4-2 Thanks for stopping by Don't miss sitters I'm Ron Burgandy

Well thats just great. You hear that Ed? “A war from within”

That's gonna do it for all of us here at 6:00.

You know what the worst part about it is?

Ron Burgundy's ass is grass!

Mr. williams, you have a massive erection.

You stay Classy, Alabama

MFC fan watch. The mood is tense.

I am in a pickle!

60% of the time, it works every time.

He's gonna put Corningstone on!

and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth,

go fuck yourself innerspaceexplorer!

Maybe wear a bra next time

And shocked and offended

I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Crotch made a very funny joke today!”

I love lamp! I love lamp.

Chychrun Watch!!! The mood is tense

That’s not a good start but keep going

I Mean, That Really Got Out Of Hand Fast.

This lunch is delicious, but it is filling.

Lobes killed a guy

Crypto was a bad choice

Getting into CRNA school

I’m pretty sure that’s not love

*spits out food*

everyone's ai posts right now

You stay douchey, Levi.

No… I did it. You bitch!!

It's Channel 4 News at 6:00!

Stop hiding in those JSN 1/4 zips!!! I’m coming for you Clayberg and Baldwin

Panel, (re)assemble!!

You’ve got poop coming out of your shower

Howie, we have the shot.

... Why Don't You Stop Talking For A While?

Oh, let me get this over here.

It's the story you were born to tell.

time to spice things up

“Might be in trouble on that one.”

You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang.

Boy, he really likes that pillow.

I did not see that coming!

DOROTHY HUMPROF IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

I am shocked and offended and hurt

I could be driving a Mercedes and I can’t Because of you, you Scorpion woman!

Brick, are you saying

Me: When a client no shows a confirmed appointment

can I Please have your attention?

Papa John Schnatter is a saint! You understand me?

For now, why don't you just grab a desk in the bullpen?

Anything you put in that script Presales will read (maybe?)

My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!

With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

c'est que tu mérites mieux

STOOPS WATCH DAY 5: THE MOOD IS TENSE

I will smash your face into a car windshield

Addams family values

You're probably wanted For rape

GREEN RATS ASSEMBLE

One percent of the time it works every time

I-- I don't-- I didn't understand one word you said.

with every inch of me,

Let’s not leave the mothers out of this today HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

I believe Jamara is an old old wooden ship, that was used in the Adam Cooney Era..

FartWatch! The Mood is Tense!

People call me the Bri-man.

Burgundy, of course, was the foundation, the rock.

I hate you, Adam Sandler! I hate you!

Well that’s just great. Goodbye, Kevin…

but I'm kind of a big deal.

RIP FRED WILLARD

Are you happy, Ron?

- Whatever. - We're live, Mr. Mantooth.

They don’t take into account houses with two TVs

I was just speaking in generalities.

Authorities are still uncertain as to why the man

I think I was in love once

I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary, "karah told a very funny joke today!"

you keep your head on a swivels

he would have gotten ahold of German pornography.

I don't know what to say.

STOOPS WATCH DAY 6: THE MOOD IS TENSE

Don’t get me wrong I love the ladies But they don’t belong in my soccer pocket

Moose killed a guy.

Wait, Wait! America, Pelase Tell me this is some some king

I even wrote it in my diary Today Joseph wrote his first par loan

You stay classy, San Diego.

i need all of you to stop what you're doing & listen

FartWatch The mood is tense

I've got Josh Jenkins and Ren O'Leary waiting for you right here

Lay low for a while

Yes…please, go on

Don’t move your furniture in! I’m still working!

alec baldwin killed a guy

You know those rating systems are flawed.

It truly is beauty and the beast.

Nevo be like GTM TEAM BE LIKE

Well, well, well…

Have some sex, maybe some chicken.

Well, well, well…

There she is! Veronica!

Mentally retarded

to the KVWN News Team,

It is so awful.

Why dont you both stop gambling for a while Sit the next few ones out

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Stop hiding behind those phony numbers, Burgundy! I'm coming after you!

The sewers run red with Ollie's blood

We-- you should move.

- # And I like to cut-- # - Hey, nut job!

the mood is tense

Everyone! Come see how thoughtful I am!

I even wrote it down in my diary “Mucci had a very funny joke today”

i have many leather-bound sources

I thought it was a joke I wrote it in my journal, black fox made a really good joke today

ITS THE ANNUAL GOLF TRIP

Trade watch And the mood is tense

or saving the woman

Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux

It’s Wild Card weekend, we do it every year.

Damnit. for the last time anything you put on that prompter Burgundy will read!

Ann Polaneczky is a saint!

How 'bout that?

Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Jeff.

I believe NBA YOUNG BOY is an old, old wooden ship that was USED DURING THE CIVIL WAR

Well, well, well.

Thank you, Mr. Harken. That felt good.

I hate you, Salesforce! I hate you!

Ripping blades at redwing all morning

I will say one thing for her, Ed,

God, no, it smells like--

When you ask if Im doing well in tennis

to play his local Emmy acceptance speech from last year.

You scorpion woman!

Probably not the same one. Probably not the same guy.

It looks like Ling Wong,