Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tonight's top story:
Amy Green is a saint! You understand me?
You stay classy Sarasota
I’m Tom Scott and I’m mentally retarded
I miss you so damn much.
Even the guy who can’t think said something!
I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over 1,000
Children and animals hate you, Ron Burgundy!
Well that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears.
Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do
Even the guy who can't think bunts something
Corningstone disappeared in the midst of the biggest story of the year.
I don't know Don, that sounds kinda crazy
THIS IS HARD, I AM IN A PICKLE!
- Ron, help! - Veronica!
# Don't know what he's asking #
I'm impressive
because I know what it's like to be lonely in a new city.
I should have known Jax!
- How does the hair look? - Magnificent.
- I don't-- - Shh.
I'm gettin' too old for this shit.
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
I have to sculpt my guns at the office.
Mmm. I look good.
NO NPR NO MERCY
who claims to have a recipe for the world's greatest meat loaf.
- # Who's that lady... # - Hello, everyone.
It smells like a used daiper filled with indian food
Happy birthday Josh! You stay classy
hiya barre. jump in. i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world life in plastic it's fantastic you can brush my hair in a blonde bimbo world i'm always yours i'm a barbie girl in the barbie world life in plastic it's fantastic oh ken i'm having so much fun oh barbie we're just getting started
I didn’t have a mountain, I had a Facebook page
YOUR GRINGO TV... DISGUSTS ME!
- What? - I'm sorry.
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
And there's going to be flutes playing
- That's my line. - When do we get started?
1 - 0
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE A MOUNTAIN I HAD A DTLT NEWLETTER
Breathtaking isn't it? We call it Tomanaha we moved here after Atrus finished writing Releeshan.
# I'll take you to foggy London Town #
Weed. I smoked weed at lunch. That's why I'm doing this....
Yes, yes. Chris, listen to me.
What in the hell’s Two-Spirit?
Network is gonna be wanting plenty of coverage.
Nice work, everyone. Sharp broadcast.
You’re not Ron…
The waffle shirt is live!
Today we spell redemption B-A-M
i just burned my tongue
I had sex With my wife last night!
You dirt bags have miss the playoffs The last four years.
She's making us look like a bunch of fools.
- Tino! How are you? - So good to see you.
Hello, Veronica, this is Mike Rithjin
Blog watch! The mood is tense.
I’m gunna straight up murder your ass
YEAH!!! CONGRATS!!!!
Wordle Family
With a brain a third the size of us It’s science
Today we spell redemption Mike
I poured a glass of wine
Today we spell redemption H-U-N
You can use my office! Then afterwards maybe we can go to lunch!
covered in hair.
Ribs. The kids had ribs for lunch.
Thank you.
I don't know, Ron.
News team!
Angie had a very funny joke today I even wrote it in my diary
Lanolin?
That's all.
Uh, do as the Romans do?
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Liz had a very funny joke today!”
Every station it's the same.
Go Fuck yourself Cobb County
- Whoop! - You guys have it, I think.
What did you say?
Well, looks like we got ourselves an AMTA bloodfest
Nice work, everyone. Sharp receipt snapping.
RIP FRED WILLARD WELL WE'VE BOTH SEEN OUR SHARE OF PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS, SISTER.
Double Bogey Dave is a saint! You understand me?
Let's dance, dickweed.
wow that escalated quickly kampf scored
I love Lau! I love Lau.
It’s hockey MAN, not hockey LADY!
More than anything in the world CFU
where'd you get that watch? at the... toilet store?
I’ve got no heart Because a she-devil stole it!
Dane Donovan is a saint!!
Hennessy's 60% of the time, it works every time!
No, I can't say that I do.
The whole states in jeopardy
Now this is happenin'.
You're looking fantastic.
Watch out for the hen!It'll getcha
- # Who's that lady? # - Hello.
You stay classy WHILians!
Finch watch The mood is tense
dont you tell me make it work like ECARS
thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Chief had a very funny joke today!”
My left one is James Westfall,
Hey, Burgundy.
OLLIE GORDON WATCH!
Hey Everyone Come see how good my A1c is!
Tasers 60% of the time they work every time
she has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon
Why don’t you stop talking for a while? Maybe sit the next couple of plays out.
Brad hand was a bad choice
Action.
# Gonna make our own lightning #
Brought To You By MohammaD [SHoCk Movies]
I am shocked and offended and hurt.
Binance 60% of the time it stinks every time
Children, grow up.
TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION TRAVIS
Aluwakbar Apple Ass Bang Bastard Bitch Bittersweet Bleep Broccoli Bullshit Chicken Cock Cow Diddy Eggward Elephant Faggot Freeze Fucking Gravy Horse Krampus Mash Neddy Pee Pee Pig Piss Pussy Sandwich Scumbag Shit Sky-Walker Slut Squidward Talking Twat Vinnies Wank Willy Wolf Yorkshire-Pudding Zebra
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
# She got the way to groove me... #
Two tickets to the Gong Show
easily and she goes hoonk hoooonk hooooonk when she wakes up every morning! yes and firiH ifiiT6 uyyffY jfui are greek phrases the snaurf guests on board speak! and she's got rsstitianoexpoediaphoenmedia now! and she's 838377 years old!
It’s so damn hot Milk was a bad choice
The people who overreact after going out in public Thanks Coronavirus
Position : Tech Lead , Enterprise Innovations Damn it who put a comma in the description?
You smell.
Yes! Yes!
Dr Manmouth is a SAINT!
Then afterward maybe we can go to lunch
I saw that, and nobody killed anyone
Oh, Jeez.
# Because you are what? #
He will read anything you hand him
CAT SQUAD ASSEMBLE
Chris Kennedys ass is grass
Whale, whale, whale.
I don’t know a Ned!
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Mark made a very funny joke today!
We go into the bear pit.
Good. Good one!
I thought you were KIDDING!
Have the courage to say something. Hello!
After you get your powdered brows Brows & Co
Hey NetApp You dirtbags have been in 3rd place for 5 years
Sorry.
ANB
This is worse than the time the racoon got caught in the copier
He’s gonna hire Beilein!
I made out with Georgia Blatch I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.
It truly is beauty and the beast Might I add to that, a handsome beast
This is worse than the time the raccoon got in the copier.
Warzone Squad, Assemble!
Jesse killed a guy
What's this?
# These ain't dues... #
I have some information that you can choose to use or not use.
TJ WATT IS A SAINT!! HE’S A SAINT!!
Nathan Gendreau’s Ass is grass
KEN WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE
Well, well, well,
I saw that. Brock killed a guy.
and that is a scientific fact
IT’S QUITE PUNGENT
one lucky cameraman happened to catch
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That’s why I’m doing this.
Today we spell redemption A-I-D-A-N
Screwing?
It's instinct.
He's gone soft on us like some school boy bitch
I’m JT?
Like a used diaper filled with indian food.
I just-- I got excited.
ANC make funds available for corruption
We have been working for the same company for 15+ years And in no way is that depressing
Oh, no.
I'm like a night wolf.
60% of the time, it works every time
proudly reporting once again for Channel 4 News.
Today we spell redemption Ray!
you Destroyed the only thing I love
even the guy who started keenan allen beat me
Ducks
Let the games begin.
That, uh, expression
Veronica corningstone and I had sex
I tried to ask her out on a date.
Oh, mi corazÛn es en fuego!
who's filling in for marina and the diamonds? kate donohoe.
I believe Dakar is an old old wooden ship
JADMTP
TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION TIM
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Marissa made a very funny joke today!
I love Nas
I saw that. Mark killed an animal.
Ron, there are literally thousands of men
Lorraine Meissner is a Saint! You understand me?
I don't know, Ron. That sounds kinda crazy.
Jasim. Drink it in. It always goes down smooth.
Julio, fuego, fuego, fuego!
Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?
Oh, God, this is a mistake.
'cause I will give you a rap right on the Jack Johnson!
I have had a crush on you since I was a little girl.
My stomach's itchy.
She's turning the entire office against us.
Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Mmm I just burnt my tongue
I'm going to take your cousin, Kelly Moran, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
I believe, if I’m not mistaken That “Malala” is an old, old wooden ship…
It's National Weatherperson's Day! (Thanksfully, Mike is much better than this guy)
What do you say we get you in your pj's and hit the hay?
Hi. Didn't see you there.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...?
[laughter]
You’re not al.
Ah, cream and sugar is for little fairy boys
BRING ON TOXIC FRIDAY!!!
It's not a given anymore
Basically the biggest story of my career,
Me when I leave the gym
than you do in your entire body, sir!
This is Dr. Chim I’m a professional doctor
- San Dieg-ons. - San Diegans.
I'm a mess without ya.
You pointed to your boobies
Happy Valentine’s Day to a force of nature
# That girl #
Kobe Bryant was a Saint!!!
You be a woman.
I make fart noises with my mouth
soaphanie makes good soap cakes. did you hear that steven? what? ashley said soaphanie makes good soap cakes. ashley do you want me to take you downstairs to see kerry bain? no. well don't upset stephanie.
60% of the time, it works every time.
heinie.
gonna find our bella gonna ping her tight gonna make some memes tonight
Order Of The Light The Deathly Artisan
Why don’t you stop talking for a while? Maybe sit the next couple of plays out.
I don’t know if you heard me I’m level 100 Pokémon flare
Wait a minute! I-- pickup attempt?
- Oh, I should have known. - No, no.
There's somebody in the bear pit!
I thought you were joking! I even wrote in my diary, snoop dog had a very funny joke today
Hey! You're making me look stupid!
Atish, are you paying attention Nope.
Its made with real bits of AI So you know its good
People call me the Ry-man
Very well. Ian?
Oh.
From The Screen To The Ring To The Pen To The King (Ned) Where's My Crown That's My Bling Always Trouble When I Ring (Twm)
I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Veronica made a very funny joke today!”
I'm so happy! You are live!
I hate you, Chris Martin! I hate you!
Scorpion Woman
Um, I could come back later, Mr. Harken.
Oh! Saint Damien's beard!
No. Hold on.
Outta sight, my man!
anomaly detection is a saint!
Alan Sugar is a saint! Do you understand me?
San Diego's waiting. Go get 'em.
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.
The sewers run red with Man City’s blood
I have something magnificent to tell you.
You know how to cut to the core of me, PRoss.
She’s better than me.
Love.
The pod express is amazing I just wanted to shout it from the top of a mountain
and garlands of fresh herbs.
2 Hotel
Rosa Flecha IS A SAINT!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary "Product made a very funny joke today"
*spits out food*
Don’t get me wrong I looove the ladies...but they don’t belong in the newsroom!!!
We dont speak retard English please
Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth
Bill in his younger days
and the Channel 4 News Team.
F
I'll take you to foggy London Town
that gorilla is a saint!
My hands are tied. I--
Bark Twice If You’re In Kaukauna
i love post i love post
Hello, this is Ron.
You're not Marina.
I'm using the tape.
He will only write CFs on the board exactly as DALLAS tells him I mean an-y-thing
I thought you were kidding! I though it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary! Buz made a funny joke today!
Sweetening emails to purchasing is the key.
Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee Hello!
I even wrote it in my diary... Sean Marks had a very funny joke today.
that’s a formidable scent… stings the nostrils
Let's go. These people are about to pull you apart.
Those bears are gonna hurt them!
Begin ! Boshla!
My sweet brick
Ron Burgandy’s Ass is grass!
- Honestly, I'm-- - Come on.
I saw that. John Elway killed a guy.
ND choked to NIU today
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “sTEPHEN HAD a very funny joke today!”
of sick, tasteless joke.
La-lanolin? Like sheep's wool?
Panda Express…made with real bits of Panda So you know it’s good..
Man.
You hear me? Timothy! Look at me!
Brick killed a guy
I hate you daizen maeda, I hate you
Go fuck yourself, TENNESSEE.
What is this, amateur hour?
OMG YOU DID!
I am gonna go on, and if you want to stop me, bring it on.
You know, times are changing Bitcoin can do stuff now
It 's the Pancake breakfast... We do it for Elkton High Football!
Today we spell redemption H-U-N
DID YOU JUST THROW A BURRITO OUT YOUR WINDOW?
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Liz had a very funny joke today!”
Anything you put in that demo script... ...Presales will read (maybe?)
.
I’m proud of you fellas
That yacht girl is no victim She's a villain!
Damn it! Who typed end of quote on the teleprompter?!
Today we spell redemption Xfitnerd
- Did you throw a trident? - Yeah.
that we should keep it relatively quiet around the station.
IT’S THE ANNUAL GOLF TRIP WE DO IT EVERY YEAR
The only way to bag a classy lady
Nora Brady is a saint! Do you understand me?!
Also, I Don't Know If You Know LPL Financial. It's Pretty Cold.
What Brian didn't tell you
skank me on it!
THAT’S NOT A GOOD START
Lanolin, like sheep's wool?