Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? Tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!!

It's boring But it's part of my life

Hey Ray, where did you get that mouse At the toilet store?

Samsung logo balls

Desire smells like that to some people.

Mare Will Copy Anything In Clip Review Emails

Stream me on it!

I pooped a hammer.

Oh, it’s a deep burn

You here me? Dave, Look at me!

All right, now...

Count me down. Three.

from my co-anchor,

I guess I’ll have to take you at your word Number two

Today we spell redemption... F.I.R.M.

solana was a bad choice

Linda and I had sex And now we are in love

I love lamp! I love lamp.

Now this is happening

Denny, are you paying attention? - Nope.

Burgundy! Burgundy!

You know how to cut to the core of me Brando

I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.

There's never been a woman anchor.

I AM SHOUTING!!!! Happy Birthday, Kevin!!!

You say, "Whenever you like."

50% Of Schools, Open 20% Of The Week For 15% Of The School Year. Works Every Time.

an old old wooden ship

Don't you get it, Ron? I wanna be an anchor.

#NOVARKBIRTHDAYWATCH

That’a not a good start

You stay classy, Buffalo.

I’ll be honest with you. That tastes like pure alcohol

I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. "Allison had a very funny joke last night!"

I got no heart!

Ryley's thoughts on his doctor appointment yesterday

My sweet Brick.

I have many leather-bound Wide receivers

Nice work everyone, shar

If I were to give you money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?

FLORIDI-ANS, FLORIDI-ITES... FLORIDI-AEGONS

You stay classy, National City.

Tonight the sewers run red with Buchanon’s blood

Mike’s grandmother is a saint! - Hey.

But while they're laughing and grab-assing,

Mill Men Assemble!!!

You Hear That Ed, Bears

more than two television sets and other things of that nature.

Hey everyone Come see how DRY I look

Well that’s just great.. You hear that..

Mike Ritnitjun. It's not important.

an absolutely breathtaking...

I saw that Kuraly killed a guy.

What is this? Jewels Mobile Kitchen Hour?

I'll be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.

It's Channel 4 News at 6:00.

I mean, come on. It's bullcarson!

And 38° in the Middle East

Brick killed a guy

I’m Baker Mayfield?

You hear me? Audrey, look at me!

That’s not a good start

Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.

Give me a free day off!

I believe it's "jamming" or "yamming" It might be a soft "J."

Freddie Coleman is a saint!!

and just bite, bite, bite, bite, munch, munch, munch!

Mr. President, why does the U.S. have so many more cases of coronavirus than the other countries?

- Give him a hand. - I'm not prepared. Not at all.

Today we spell redemption DAN

They want to hurt you.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “SAMMY Had a very funny joke today!”

They want Tyson's blood

Stephen Wright is a Saint!!

speaker vote. the mood is tense

Brent killed a guy.

I even wrote in my diary

Agree to disagree

- Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! - Hey.

I named my penis. It’s called the Octagon. And my tested, The left one is James Westfall and the other is Dr. Kenneth Nosewater.

Baby watch 2022

60% of the time it works every time

Stop hiding behind those phony numbers!

Tonight the streets run red With Biegalski’s blood

I love Veronica Corningstone.

i don't know a Ned H o t t o g o Ned Griffith Is Hot-To-Go

School Boy Bitch

Up a little. Up, up.

I DONT KNOW A NED!

When do we get started?

I don’t know if you heard me counting....

I even wrote it down in my diary Andrew had a very funny joke today

- Hmm. - Great.

You and I have had this discussion a million times.

Rob killed a guy!

Damn it! Who typed the "N word" on the Teleprompter?

Reed was a bad choice

How now brown cow.

The first time I ever smoked was this way Really, How was that?

I even wrote it down in my diary "Rickard had a very funny joke today"

- Brian. - I'm Brian.

She was Brazilian, or Chinese…something weird

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Chuck will read!

Damn! That dude cleans up good.

I bet you play Professor Oak before Pokeball

I guess i’ll just have to take you at your word number 5

You look like a blueberry.

Happy Bday Scotty! Scotty, Scotch, Scotch!

Every news outlet in the world is looking for coverage on this.

Because of my breasts? Exquisite breasts?

Iike a used diaper filled with lndian food.

Your just a woman

I might be in trouble on that one...

Does she tuck you in, Ronnie?

The price of Thirsty Thursday

Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth

Kyler is swiffering his butt cheeks? I'm not even mad. That's amazing

Equilibrium Pages Smithsonian Hope Heritage

What are you doing? Why didn't you get help?

By the boner of Zeus!

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Go fuck yourself Angela.

I think they bought it’s not Elias

All right? I'm sorry.

Alan Soutar is a saint!

Touchy situation.

# Afternoon delight #

I have been on some serious, serious reports,

- But this is not a date. - No, of course not.

They’re gunna put Lead story Ledonne on!!!

Rub Vaseline all over your heinie

Nobody talks about my city that way!

Unique New York.

You're pathetic.

He’s gunna put Bella on!!

LET'S LEAVE THE FATHERS OUT OF THIS

Burgundy and the ladies went out for a stroll, huh?

the skunk sat on the stump the stump sat on the skunk the skunk sat on the stump the skunk sat on the stump the skunk sat on the skumk the stump sat on the skunk the skunk sat on the stump

Broken Sword The Sleeping Dragon

*spits out food*

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Im proud of you fellas

Moms, daughters, nieces Aunts, grandmothers, greatgrandmas

I heard that. Marty killed a guy.

but God does not want her to live.

PPR is for little fairy boys

Ron, where you going? What, are you crazy? Ron!

Burk had a very funny joke today

BANDA WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE!

Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.

Draymond green is a saint

More than anything in the world, Ron

Anything you put on that prompter, Joe Biden will read!

You stay classy, planet Earth.

I'm proud of you fella!

You know I don't speak Spanish.

God, you are so beautiful.

Your just a woman with a small brain

- No! - This is wonderful.

What is this? Amateur hour?

- Champ! - Ron!

Well, looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest.

Wheaties, Still the breakfast of champions

but nothing like this.

Watch out for the cars. they’ll get you

They will read anything that is put on that teleprompter i mean an-y-thing

When the clock struck 6:00,

Every newsman in this city's laughing at us.

I love the ladies. They rev my engine. but they do not belong in the dugout!!

but I believe nexus one is an old, old wooden ship

Well, it's really quite simple.

You sound like… a gay

and horrifying news story.

Mom jeans was a bad choice

You're probably right, but this is bad, Ron. Real bad.

Stay Classy, GTS

for my signature catchphrase, "Whammy!"

Damn it! Who typed 'Indigenous Creature' on the Teleprompter?

I believe its Gif or Hif. I'm not sure. It might me a soft "G".

Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth

Kyle killed a guy

I HAVE CORONAVIRUS!

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Old Style made a very funny joke today!”

Hit 'em in the uvula!

We've been coming to the same party for 12 years now and in no way is that depressing

That's a nice grill GRILL ME ON IT

Don't get me wrong. I love the ladies.

You might want to buy a coat.

Damn it! Who typed the "N word" on the Teleprompter?

Oh, well, when in Rome.

Dammit! Who added the extra node to map 5?!?

When you walk into the back of Jersey mikes

hey bryan, where'd you get those players, at the toilet store?

Have the courage To say something!

Baby Watch! The mood is tense

60% of the time it works everytime

Whale, whale, whale,

I love to slay Slay-y slay slay

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. "The agent made a very funny joke today!”

London made a very funny joke

Anything you put on that prompter Ra will read

He — I don’t — I think he bought it!

Tonight's top story:

60% of the time, it works every time.

Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the plants party.

you started without us??

TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION T-I-M

What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

My Wife and i had sex!!

I love to slay Slay slay slay

I even wrote it down in my diary andrew told a very funny joke today

Carol Ann IS THE saint

And 38 degrees in the middle east

What Is This, Amateur Hour?

Lower your voice, Don

You are truly an awful man Mr. Lasky

But they dong belong on a jobsite!

It's so damn bland!

They looked a lot smaller from up there.

You kept your head on a swivel.

I believe it's jogging or yogging. It might be a soft "J."

But god damn it, do I respect you.

Oh my god it does!

You can't say something? Even the guy who can't think says something!

Well, well, well,

Today we spell redemption... F.I.R.M.

I just can't believe what Ron did to you.

Quite different.

I think that put a stop to that debate!

35% of the time He goes outside every time

For the last time anything you put on that prompter Biden will read!

I believe it's called Barr-ay or Beare. I'm going to need some help with this.

When you sign your kids up for soccer and then get the practice schedule for the season:

It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!!!

Sweetheart, we were so worried about you,

When transphobes hate on you You clearly have an erection

Hey Everyone Come and see how good Dang looks

many leather-bound books,

You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

Christina Lemley is a saint!

Doodling helps your brain. Do it every day.

and he's three years old.

you're not michael & Zac

I BELIEVE IT'S JUTTERS OR YUTTERS. IT MIGHT BE A SOFT "J"

Niagara in June?!?!?

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD ME COUNTING I SENT OVER A THOUSAND

I guess we’ll have to take you at your word number 2

and the Channel 4 News Team.

Gentlemen, let's try to get in a good position for the story.

When do we get started?

It's unnecessary.

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears.

That Escalated Quickly We Would Have predicted that

I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over 1,000.

Oh Chuck, you're still alive!

People call me the Bri-man.

and the Channel 4 News Team.

That's what you gotta do when you're in a vicious cockfight.

Damnit! Who forgot to tell Jacob what domain to use?

That is so refreshing to me.

Great story. Compelling and rich.

The sewers run red with Burgundy's blood.

Spotify is an old old wooden ship…

I've just been handed an urgent

Chris killed a guy.

BlahBlah Boooom.

the city that I'm covering.

you know i dont speak spanish

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Niantic made a very funny joke today!”

I’m Burgundy Maroon?

Ms. Veronica Corningstone.

when the local anchorman reigned supreme,

You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.

and she is quite a handful in the bedroom

Good evening. Ron Burgundy is off tonight.

You are pathetic.

about a lack of diversity on the news team.

60% of the time, I’m right every time.

Vikings were a bad choice

and practicing my nonregional diction.

When I saw your email

That's gonna do it for all of us at Channel 4 News.

I don't know what it means.

I don’t know how to put this but… I’m kind of a big deal.

We’ll that’s just great Amber!

I'm very important.

This one was different. I have to be honest.

I dont know how to put this but... i passed the pe exam and i'm kind of a big deal

Keep a tight perimeter.

39 percent of the time it works... every time

Out of sight my man

Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth