Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Sewers Run Red With Burgundy’s Blood

that lives deep within my loins, like a--

Dan. Where are you?

You Blew My Snow?

Today we spell redemption

- Let's go to Brian Fantana live... - Gimme a tighter one on two.

reporting from the San Diego Zoo.

Ooh, now that's a hot lead.

Did you just throw a burrito out your window?

You're gonna deprive them of that because I have breasts?

we've been replying to the same thread for a year, now and in no way is that depressing

Off the coast of Tampa Bay yesterday,

Rico watch. The mood is tense.

Panda watch The mood is tense

Son of a bitch!

More than anything in the world.

ITS THE WELLBEING BREAKFAST WE DO IT EVERY 3 MONTHS

At least LeBron offers hope

Joyce Baldwin is a saint! You understand me? Joyce Baldwin is a saint

I'm a mess without you

Well, you have no hair

you are acting like a baby

Besides, I'm sure Wes here

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

I don’t know if you heard me I did over 1000

I thought you were kidding! I thought caroling was a joke!

It stings the nostrils.

- after her big break. - Where's lan? Ian!

60% of the time, it works every time.

who's filling in for kathy hillary? irene gray.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Mark made a very funny joke today!

I saw that… Erik killed a guy

BGA is kind of a big deal

Even the guy with 3 drafts going, says something!

Well that's just great...

*spits out food*

I thought it was a joke, I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary, google made a funny joke today!

BARK TWICE IF YOU’RE IN MILWAUKEE

What's that? If you were a man,

Oh, she is a saucy mama! I mean, I would...

directly from WYPN

Forty Percent Of The Time They Hit Every Time

You're live, Mr. Burgundy.

This is a big one.

oh the patio! i love it bring siritthas out! oh he loves it. whha waah! have learnt to speak can talk hi mama hi dada say hello to great grandma auntie gayle hi grandma great auntie gayle. oh siritthias loves his new life.

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! Even wrote it down in my diary. Marissa made a very funny joke today!

I’m Shouting Happy Birthday!!!!

Because of your actions, you scorpion woman!

That was half a lifetime ago. We're different people now.

Damn it! Who passed that note to POTUS?? Anything you share, Biden will read!

Yeah, I'm gonna quit sayin' things

39% of the time it works every time

Anyway, I've become kind of famous

start a fire in someone's kitchen.

Emily Baker is a saint!

Apparently you just tread for 12 minutes

60% of the time it works everytime

I know what you're asking yourself,

Scotty, I have the shot.

- Is there an anchorman there? - Hold on.

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

It’s Reid watch 2022

Well, Ron, I'm gonna put poison--

I hate you, Vegas. I hate you!

It's the pancake breakfast. We do it every gabs

When you Tee it low hitting into the wind

- Ron Burgundy? - Yes?

Well, I can't help it.

Oh Veronica My little china doll, you look ravishing!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE! I EVEN WROTE IT DOWN IN MY DIARY, TIKTOK HAD A VERY FUNNY JOKE TODAY!

Go screw yourself, NoahDoesYARNS!

60 percent of the time I fuck up everytime

is just upset over finishing second in the ratings again.

It was quite a show down here at the Pet Shack.

Tomorrow we spell redemption D-o-c

It’s a 9:30 start. We do it every night.

Champ Kind went on to become a commentator for the NFL,

I’m not a baby. I’m a man! I’m an Anchorman!

an unusual aquatic daredevil.

you stay classy secreteriats

The sewers run red with Bulldog blood

I believe “Malala” is an old, old wooden ship…

Why can't you be proud of me

YOU KNOW I DON'T SPEAK PORTUGUESE. IN ENGLISH, PLEASE.

I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen

Mike will be there It’s the bno dinner. We do it quarterly.

Keep your head on a swivel

- They don't really ever listen to me. - Just get it done.

Good buddies sharing a special moment.

Chris killed a guy.

We're work associates. I work at the station.

7% of the time, it works every time.

I don't know a Ned

I saw that. Brick killed a guy.

Today we spell redemption S-T-R-O-S

Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

Anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read

I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape.

I hate you, Ryan Walters. I hate you!

Looks like we got ourselves a bilingual noodlefest.

- This is grim. Real grim. - What are we gonna do?

1/2 of schools, open 1/5 of the time for 1/8 of the year. Works every time.

Oh, okay. I understand.

- Whoo! Marco! - Polo!

I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song!

No, she gets a special cologne.

I just the call from Poona

That's a given.

KYLE GALUSHA IS A SAINT

You know those Ratings Systems are Flawwed! DUH! Nexstar Media Group Propaganda!

I thought it was a joke

I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary- "TZP made a very funny joke today." I laughed about it that night

In case we die here today,

I could be wrong, but I believe Sarah Olle is an old, old wooden ship

I miss my musk.

- What happened? - She knew it was me.

Damn! That dude cleans up good!

and-- and hurt.

If you were a man, I'd Punch You! I'd punch you right in the mouth.

Ed, she insisted on coming in.

with a little bit of pepper, and, uh, some cheese.

3 DAYS LEFT IN THE KCDC 2023 CFP!!

I miss you man!

No, Travis is coming

on top of a mountain.

It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.

Polyethylene Panther Works 60% of the time til you’re 100% Dead

Today we spell redemption

Will is BALONEY!!!

any new staff starting today? yes katya arnold stephen katniss kate jayron kimmy tessa and thurong.

I saw that miller killed a guy

Uncle Storky is a saint! You understand me?

Start cleaning your desk,

Quit the singin'!

YOU Were my hero MBEAUTY

Moose killed a guy.

and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Great story. Compelling and rich.

with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe beauty is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era

to keep her in line, is bed her quick.

60% of the time It works every time.

Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in the ADF-C and I'm invited?

You did? It just came through me. It was so organic.

Hey!! Donald J. Trump is a saint!

Well that’s just great.

And I’m Tits McGee… I’m Ron Burgundy.

Hey everyone, shut the hell up! The Celtics are on!

Finch watch The mood is tense

Hey! You're making me look stupid. Get out here, Baby Jerk

yes beryl gangreengrenedagregranolavillerette? what do you want? i want to do some pancacking on pie face in penruith.

Okay. No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants.

today we spell redemption DTR

I believe it's Tech or Jech. It might be a soft "J."

friend me on it!

I even wrote in my diary “mark O had a very funny joke today”

RWV is a saint!

BRICK WHERE'D YOU GET A DART?

Great Odin’s raven!

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Oh, that was one crazy party.

Do you even know what you just said?

Mouse Watch. The Mood is Tense.

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

But soon, with a simple act of littering,

You hear me pussy? Nelson pussy

Whenever you like.

actual footage of trump talking about how important women are.

Well I could be wrong,

TONIGHT, WE SPELL REDEMPTION N...O...B...L...E

Keeping that in mind, I'd like to introduce the latest addition

Entering the contest was a bad choice

What did you say?

43% of the time, it works every time.

We were just flapping our gums.

Today we spell redemption RODGERS

I don't remember doing it

#shootingmyshot

I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be?

Right to the baby maker

Hey everyone come see how good i can see

Think about what you're asking.

Let the games begin

and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

So there I go, head first, boom!

The man punted legend

Tonight the sewers run red With Bulldog blood

YEAH, WELL You're about to be in dead place

1999 is a saint!

Your Guests be like:

im kind of a big deal

I hate you, Gill Minter. I hate you!

She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!

Bang, boom, they were showing lasers

TODAY WE SPELL REDEMTION M.A.D.C.L.A.W

It's the semi-annual unload, we do it every 4 months.

Neither have I, Sister Margret I was just speaking in generalities

If you're coming down the baseline, you gotta take home plate from me!

they're gonna make linderman a supervisor

I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned

What is this, amateur hour?

Have Some Breakfast burritos, Maybe Some Sex

Ruggs Killed a guy

Poppy had a very funny joke today

I miss your musk.

- When we get to the pet shop-- - Cough!

When you left, the hurt was so deep.

That’s not a good start

97 Percent of the Time We Get 500pg All the Time

Emergency HEat Loan SEASON

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Veronica Corningstone.

We are watching history.

you have a massive erection

I'm not sure, but apparently you just run

Clearly, after today, I will no longer--

That's what kind of man I am.

You read my news!

I think you and me should do a podcast together

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE

- She's got feelings, too. - Oh, my God!

I think you and me should start a podcast together.

Today we spell redemption A-I-D-A-N

60% of the time, it works every time.

When this all gets sorted out, I Think You And Me Should Get An Apartment Together.

Boy, that ejaculated quickly.

But I didn't have a mountain top, I had Facebook.

Look, drunkie, you been coming in here every day,

This Corningstone business is really hurting our rep.

Today we spell redemption T-O-M

Are you and Champ having a good time, Ron?

And thanks for stopping by.

i even wrote it down in my diary. aa had a very funny joke today

I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Savannah made a very funny joke today!”

Simon Gamache is a saint!

IUF Watch, the mood is tense

Look, I don't speak Spanish.

When your boy complains about women always leaving him

Well, looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest.

You destroyed the only thing I love.

When this all gets sorted out,

I heard that. Marty killed a guy.

It’s quite pungent

And this is the moment

Everyone, just relax. All right?

Well, jazz flute

6% Fees I did not see that coming…

# She got the way to groove me #

I AM SHOUTING HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I know. I love this city. It's a--

Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux

You're not atra

It looks like our broadcast last night

- Now I'll be number one. - No, you won't!

I believe it's jogging or yogging. It might be a soft "J."

Memorial of Christs death

Tim killed a guy

I gotta fire you.

If I were to give you Maxey out of my Team, would that ease the pain?

I even wrote it down in my diary!

Where did you get that swing? At the toilet store?

We don’t know how many games he’ll be suspended. But it could be a lot. Or a little. We don’t know.

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter Josh will read!

Well you have bad hair

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Am I right? Look at these guys.

I love Coke Cokey Coke, Coke.

Oh this is awkward

It's the Big Bore birthday Lunch We do it every year

(White) ladies can do stuff now

You are truly a disappointment to us all, Mr. Burgundy!

Do you even know what you just said!?

OH MY GOD I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!

I love ribs.. ribs ribs ribs in my belly

For the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter he will read

Well done, sir.

Yes, I can. I can think of a lot of things to say.

Harbaugh Watch The Mood Is Tense

I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you.

I've just been handed an urgent News flash!!

YOU'RE NOT BASTIAN

Ryan Reaves is a saint!

I even wrote it down in my diary! Veronica had a very funny joke today.

You kill me, Burgundy.

I believe surplus is an old, old wooden ship that was...

I KNOW THAT ONE DAY, LISA AND I ARE GONNA GET MARRIED ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN

That dirtbag has been in third place for years

That's the smell of desire, milady.

I even wrote it down in my diary Jake had a very funny joke today

I met her in the bathroom of a K-mart,

0.09765 percent of the time, it works every time

I’m not sure but apparently you just run For an extended period of time

I am in a pickle!

You're not atra

Are you happy Zo?

What in the hell's an Andrew

Jess, are you paying attention? Nope.

How do you deploy your Jenkins? I Dable in JaaS

That's a rash decision. Is this about something else?

when was the time i starred in the movie the dish? when you had to know that you knew about clive trainor going "goodbye julia rudd english clapham! let's go to timezone!"

No, Ryan's coming It's the Invitational, We do it every year

Today we spell redemption J-O-N

I saw that. Kevin hit a guy!

Move Team, Assemble!

Ed, there's 300 very angry San Diego-ites.

Come Get A Taste Mustangs

when you called me your lead anchor.

Happy Birthday Emmett Stay Classy

What'd she say?

Let the games begin

How Ellen seems to feel about J Lo

- Brick? - Don't! That tickles!

How now brown cow. How now brown cow.