Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* I got boats I got planes *

the life of the president and his beautiful monkey family.

I heard he works for the feds.

A combination of the words "thug" and "magnificent."

Oh, if my nigga Obama gets up in there,

For the first time in my life, I am proud to be an American.

Are you aware that some people are paying

You know what I'm saying? Some shit needs to get done.

is gonna be like a crazy pimped out Cadillac now,

Basically fuck him.

Tom, I'm trying to watch this.

but not in the way society would hope or expect.

It's really gonna happen. It's all gonna be better now.

Now I'm Dick Ridin'

Well, I don't think you can put a price on decades of struggle.

Man, you making jokes. I'm trying to uplift my Obamas.

I just think it's about time we had a president

What policies? I heard the nigga speak,

I... I pretty much add anybody.

if he was excited about Obama and he said "eh".

It is quite understandable for you to be concerned.

Did you get that from the campaign website?

was cutting off my circulation.

that everything is going to change forever?

Huey Freeman is not really my grandson.

What about the Ivory Coast?

* Obama walked up And said, yes, we can *

Things are totally different now.

He got a problem with a black president.

would you rather be called a "bitch" or a "Michelle"?

the black struggle is officially over.

We say, "No, you can't, nigga."

Looks like we the only two people with sense

Ronald Reagan is the devil

If you too lazy to hope you a lazy motherfucker,

How does it feel to be labeled a domestic terrorist?

Hey, everybody, just calm down.

What's wrong with you?

And he has an unlikely companion.

In many ways, better.

about talking to anybody about anything?

only if you were afraid.

And grab some more champagne.

Nobody knows exactly how old Robert Freeman is.