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Barack Obama?
We're just gonna drive to Canada
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
Like, having tighter clothes
while in no way threatening
Well, I mean, it's no secret
and the government is lying about 9/11.
What's going on? I'm going to the inauguration.
Ain't that a surprise.
Just what the hell is going on here?
You can't do this to me! I'm a Civil Rights legend!
He is such a wonderful, wonderful man.
we gotta change ourselves first.
not our friend list.
"Please find enclosed two VIP tickets to the inauguration,
"Office of the president-elect?"
REAL NIGGAS DON'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
No. That's impossible.
You can sit on your ass all day and hope.
The American press struggles
running for president named Barack Obama?
Operation Exodus.
to radical leftist figures to make him appear un-American.
and try to crown Obama with a brick, but who am I fooling?
I never said that... Why ain't you like Barack Obama?
No, I got it from the guy at the car wash,
so we only had one and I let her have it.
* Obama, Obama *
* Dick-riding for America Dick-riding for Iraq *
I started looking into his political positions and his...
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
Oh, them bricks ain't mine.
No, I think...
You're our only hope
Think about it. If you was a bitch, right,
How?
Plus, that greasy nigga is really fast.
to comprehend the incident.
Like, from now on, I'm calling all my niggas "Obamas."
but mostly me, struggled for. Sacrificed for, you can say,
"I look forward to sharing this historic day with you.
* Dick-riding for tomorrow *
Oh, I knew it was gonna end badly. I told them.
the Federal Reserve and all that bullshit.
What are the three branches of government?