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Operation Exodus.
* Dick-riding for tomorrow *
Plus, that greasy nigga is really fast.
You can sit on your ass all day and hope.
the Federal Reserve and all that bullshit.
so we only had one and I let her have it.
I never said that... Why ain't you like Barack Obama?
Ain't that a surprise.
"I look forward to sharing this historic day with you.
Well, I mean, it's no secret
"Office of the president-elect?"
We're just gonna drive to Canada
Oh, them bricks ain't mine.
running for president named Barack Obama?
How?
Like, having tighter clothes
The American press struggles
Just what the hell is going on here?
REAL NIGGAS DON'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
and try to crown Obama with a brick, but who am I fooling?
You're our only hope
What are the three branches of government?
* Obama, Obama *
* Dick-riding for America Dick-riding for Iraq *
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
Think about it. If you was a bitch, right,
He is such a wonderful, wonderful man.
You can't do this to me! I'm a Civil Rights legend!
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
to radical leftist figures to make him appear un-American.
to comprehend the incident.
No, I got it from the guy at the car wash,
"Please find enclosed two VIP tickets to the inauguration,
Barack Obama?
No, I think...
Like, from now on, I'm calling all my niggas "Obamas."
we gotta change ourselves first.
not our friend list.
Oh, I knew it was gonna end badly. I told them.
No. That's impossible.
and the government is lying about 9/11.
I started looking into his political positions and his...
but mostly me, struggled for. Sacrificed for, you can say,
What's going on? I'm going to the inauguration.
while in no way threatening