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* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
The American press struggles
No. That's impossible.
the Federal Reserve and all that bullshit.
to comprehend the incident.
You can't do this to me! I'm a Civil Rights legend!
Ain't that a surprise.
not our friend list.
* Obama, Obama *
"Please find enclosed two VIP tickets to the inauguration,
* Dick-riding for America Dick-riding for Iraq *
Well, I mean, it's no secret
What are the three branches of government?
and try to crown Obama with a brick, but who am I fooling?
No, I think...
Plus, that greasy nigga is really fast.
to radical leftist figures to make him appear un-American.
* Dick-riding for tomorrow *
"Office of the president-elect?"
You can sit on your ass all day and hope.
REAL NIGGAS DON'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
Like, from now on, I'm calling all my niggas "Obamas."
Think about it. If you was a bitch, right,
so we only had one and I let her have it.
Oh, them bricks ain't mine.
No, I got it from the guy at the car wash,
Oh, I knew it was gonna end badly. I told them.
Like, having tighter clothes
Barack Obama?
but mostly me, struggled for. Sacrificed for, you can say,
Just what the hell is going on here?
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
He is such a wonderful, wonderful man.
we gotta change ourselves first.
"I look forward to sharing this historic day with you.
I started looking into his political positions and his...
We're just gonna drive to Canada
Operation Exodus.
I never said that... Why ain't you like Barack Obama?
while in no way threatening
How?
What's going on? I'm going to the inauguration.
and the government is lying about 9/11.
running for president named Barack Obama?
You're our only hope