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the Federal Reserve and all that bullshit.
* Obama, Obama *
"Office of the president-elect?"
"Please find enclosed two VIP tickets to the inauguration,
while in no way threatening
and try to crown Obama with a brick, but who am I fooling?
What's going on? I'm going to the inauguration.
Just what the hell is going on here?
"I look forward to sharing this historic day with you.
I never said that... Why ain't you like Barack Obama?
Plus, that greasy nigga is really fast.
He is such a wonderful, wonderful man.
Ain't that a surprise.
What are the three branches of government?
You can sit on your ass all day and hope.
You can't do this to me! I'm a Civil Rights legend!
we gotta change ourselves first.
* Dick-riding for America Dick-riding for Iraq *
I started looking into his political positions and his...
The American press struggles
Like, from now on, I'm calling all my niggas "Obamas."
No. That's impossible.
Think about it. If you was a bitch, right,
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
running for president named Barack Obama?
REAL NIGGAS DON'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
not our friend list.
Oh, I knew it was gonna end badly. I told them.
to radical leftist figures to make him appear un-American.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
so we only had one and I let her have it.
to comprehend the incident.
Barack Obama?
* Dick-riding for tomorrow *
Oh, them bricks ain't mine.
Operation Exodus.
Well, I mean, it's no secret
How?
No, I got it from the guy at the car wash,
but mostly me, struggled for. Sacrificed for, you can say,
and the government is lying about 9/11.
No, I think...
We're just gonna drive to Canada
Like, having tighter clothes
You're our only hope