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We're just gonna drive to Canada
REAL NIGGAS DON'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
running for president named Barack Obama?
Oh, them bricks ain't mine.
How?
Barack Obama?
* Dick-riding for America Dick-riding for Iraq *
not our friend list.
You can't do this to me! I'm a Civil Rights legend!
"Please find enclosed two VIP tickets to the inauguration,
the Federal Reserve and all that bullshit.
"Office of the president-elect?"
while in no way threatening
No, I got it from the guy at the car wash,
* Dick-riding for tomorrow *
No, I think...
I started looking into his political positions and his...
and try to crown Obama with a brick, but who am I fooling?
we gotta change ourselves first.
He is such a wonderful, wonderful man.
to radical leftist figures to make him appear un-American.
Like, from now on, I'm calling all my niggas "Obamas."
What's going on? I'm going to the inauguration.
The American press struggles
but mostly me, struggled for. Sacrificed for, you can say,
Plus, that greasy nigga is really fast.
to comprehend the incident.
You're our only hope
You can sit on your ass all day and hope.
I never said that... Why ain't you like Barack Obama?
Operation Exodus.
Ain't that a surprise.
"I look forward to sharing this historic day with you.
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
What are the three branches of government?
Just what the hell is going on here?
No. That's impossible.
so we only had one and I let her have it.
and the government is lying about 9/11.
Think about it. If you was a bitch, right,
* Obama, Obama *
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
Oh, I knew it was gonna end badly. I told them.
Like, having tighter clothes
Well, I mean, it's no secret