Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *

Change the way you hydrate, brother.

are also neighbors of the Freemans.

and he was talking about changing some shit

His name is Barack? For real?

Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.

He's an Uncle Tom.

Hey. Get your hands off me.

Please! I have VIP tickets!

and my scrotum contract in shock

Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.

it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.

Ruckus? Oh, no.

but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, yes, he was.

Well, it's been a long, black struggle.

married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.

as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?

Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.

He can't enjoy nothing.

There was a problem or something with the tickets,

that today is a very special day for me.

If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.

Not even Robert Freeman himself.

What's "eh" supposed to mean?

I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.

And because of my pain and suffering,

I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,

I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."

* The same spark That lights the dark *

I hope this incident in no way affects my request

First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?

Second of all, we're not a team.

Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,

I sit down once again with Thugnificent,

I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.

There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!

It's a monkey stampede!