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His name is Barack? For real?
First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
What's "eh" supposed to mean?
There was a problem or something with the tickets,
He's an Uncle Tom.
And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?
I hope this incident in no way affects my request
that today is a very special day for me.
He can't enjoy nothing.
There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!
* The same spark That lights the dark *
but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?
Ruckus? Oh, no.
Hey. Get your hands off me.
Please! I have VIP tickets!
it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.
Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.
I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,
are also neighbors of the Freemans.
I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.
and my scrotum contract in shock
Change the way you hydrate, brother.
Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.
If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.
Second of all, we're not a team.
I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."
I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.
I sit down once again with Thugnificent,
as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?
And because of my pain and suffering,
Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.
married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.
and he was talking about changing some shit
* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *
Well, it's been a long, black struggle.
Oh, yes, he was.
Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,
Not even Robert Freeman himself.
fuck this
It's a monkey stampede!