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and he was talking about changing some shit

First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?

I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."

Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,

Ruckus? Oh, no.

There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!

Change the way you hydrate, brother.

He's an Uncle Tom.

Please! I have VIP tickets!

Second of all, we're not a team.

Oh, yes, he was.

I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,

married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.

If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.

it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.

Well, it's been a long, black struggle.

and my scrotum contract in shock

It's a monkey stampede!

Not even Robert Freeman himself.

I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.

And because of my pain and suffering,

Hey. Get your hands off me.

that today is a very special day for me.

are also neighbors of the Freemans.

Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.

Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.

And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?

I hope this incident in no way affects my request

* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *

I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.

There was a problem or something with the tickets,

What's "eh" supposed to mean?

He can't enjoy nothing.

but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?

Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.

I sit down once again with Thugnificent,

His name is Barack? For real?

* The same spark That lights the dark *