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There was a problem or something with the tickets,
but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?
I hope this incident in no way affects my request
What's "eh" supposed to mean?
His name is Barack? For real?
First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,
Hey. Get your hands off me.
that today is a very special day for me.
Ruckus? Oh, no.
as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?
I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.
are also neighbors of the Freemans.
Please! I have VIP tickets!
There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!
fuck this
Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.
He's an Uncle Tom.
Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.
Not even Robert Freeman himself.
* The same spark That lights the dark *
Well, it's been a long, black struggle.
And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?
and my scrotum contract in shock
It's a monkey stampede!
I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.
I sit down once again with Thugnificent,
He can't enjoy nothing.
Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.
* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *
And because of my pain and suffering,
Second of all, we're not a team.
married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.
Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,
it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.
Change the way you hydrate, brother.
and he was talking about changing some shit
I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."
Oh, yes, he was.
If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.