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I'm gonna be like, "Don't make me call the president, bitch."

as much as $50,000 for VIP inauguration tickets?

I hope this incident in no way affects my request

and my scrotum contract in shock

Please! I have VIP tickets!

Well, it's been a long, black struggle.

that today is a very special day for me.

Oh, yes, he was.

There was a problem or something with the tickets,

He can't enjoy nothing.

I'm calling my nigga Obeezy.

are also neighbors of the Freemans.

It's a monkey stampede!

There ain't no nigga running for president named Barack Obama!

First was the controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

Perhaps the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.

* The same spark That lights the dark *

I sit down once again with Thugnificent,

Huey Freeman decides to leave the country for good.

Kids like this need to be on America's shit list,

it's Civil Rights legend Robert Freeman.

married that nigga O.J. Back on February 2, 1985.

Some have accused Obama of being a socialist.

and he was talking about changing some shit

Change the way you hydrate, brother.

I swear that boy just likes to be miserable.

He's an Uncle Tom.

I say motherfuck America, motherfuck America's mother,

* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *

Hey. Get your hands off me.

Second of all, we're not a team.

His name is Barack? For real?

Not even Robert Freeman himself.

but I'm like, hey, I did my part, you know what I'm saying?

And because of my pain and suffering,

Ruckus? Oh, no.

And he's gonna get the troops out of Afghanistan, right?

What's "eh" supposed to mean?

If you're a black leader, I'm glad I'm a white man.