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"Real nigga" is two words.

lusty sex with Barack Obama?

And the cops, he gonna be like, "Oh, snap, Riley a real nigga,

the president's a real nigga, we can't do nothing."

I paid 10 bucks for this T-shirt.

that's all I know.

* Dick-riding for today *

Did they leave each other glitter comments?

And knowing these liberal activist judges,

my constitutional right to bear bricks.

What is wrong with letting people be happy?

to do damage control.

Just as happy as a pig in shit.

Barack Hussein Obama will be

I don't believe you. Stop fucking with me.

We remain a young nation,

And check this out:

but I consider myself to be the next best thing.

they might actually try and put me in jail for it.

I am unable to leave the country at this time.

Anyone hoping to get tickets at this point, don't bother.

Actually, he has promised

Due to the conditions of my parole,

And so much more.

Not according to this little nigga.

I ain't doing no more homework, nothing.

And I felt me and Barack deserved a party.

How do you feel being teamed up with your archenemy?

If he wins, I think it will literally be

or suffering the early stages of dementia.

motherfuck America's daddy!