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How do you feel being teamed up with your archenemy?

Due to the conditions of my parole,

Did they leave each other glitter comments?

* Dick-riding for today *

And the cops, he gonna be like, "Oh, snap, Riley a real nigga,

"Real nigga" is two words.

I ain't doing no more homework, nothing.

What is wrong with letting people be happy?

I don't believe you. Stop fucking with me.

to do damage control.

If he wins, I think it will literally be

Just as happy as a pig in shit.

or suffering the early stages of dementia.

the president's a real nigga, we can't do nothing."

And so much more.

We remain a young nation,

they might actually try and put me in jail for it.

I paid 10 bucks for this T-shirt.

lusty sex with Barack Obama?

but I consider myself to be the next best thing.

Actually, he has promised

that's all I know.

And knowing these liberal activist judges,

I am unable to leave the country at this time.

And check this out:

And I felt me and Barack deserved a party.

my constitutional right to bear bricks.

motherfuck America's daddy!

Barack Hussein Obama will be

Anyone hoping to get tickets at this point, don't bother.

Not according to this little nigga.