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I don't believe you. Stop fucking with me.

Due to the conditions of my parole,

* Dick-riding for today *

they might actually try and put me in jail for it.

or suffering the early stages of dementia.

What is wrong with letting people be happy?

motherfuck America's daddy!

Actually, he has promised

And the cops, he gonna be like, "Oh, snap, Riley a real nigga,

to do damage control.

Did they leave each other glitter comments?

And I felt me and Barack deserved a party.

How do you feel being teamed up with your archenemy?

lusty sex with Barack Obama?

"Real nigga" is two words.

the president's a real nigga, we can't do nothing."

Not according to this little nigga.

And so much more.

And check this out:

that's all I know.

If he wins, I think it will literally be

I ain't doing no more homework, nothing.

And knowing these liberal activist judges,

I paid 10 bucks for this T-shirt.

Barack Hussein Obama will be

but I consider myself to be the next best thing.

Just as happy as a pig in shit.

my constitutional right to bear bricks.

We remain a young nation,

I am unable to leave the country at this time.

Anyone hoping to get tickets at this point, don't bother.