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lusty sex with Barack Obama?

the president's a real nigga, we can't do nothing."

I paid 10 bucks for this T-shirt.

What is wrong with letting people be happy?

Actually, he has promised

Anyone hoping to get tickets at this point, don't bother.

Not according to this little nigga.

If he wins, I think it will literally be

Due to the conditions of my parole,

I ain't doing no more homework, nothing.

And check this out:

Did they leave each other glitter comments?

I don't believe you. Stop fucking with me.

that's all I know.

they might actually try and put me in jail for it.

I am unable to leave the country at this time.

* Dick-riding for today *

to do damage control.

And I felt me and Barack deserved a party.

or suffering the early stages of dementia.

How do you feel being teamed up with your archenemy?

Barack Hussein Obama will be

We remain a young nation,

Just as happy as a pig in shit.

And the cops, he gonna be like, "Oh, snap, Riley a real nigga,

my constitutional right to bear bricks.

motherfuck America's daddy!

but I consider myself to be the next best thing.

And knowing these liberal activist judges,

"Real nigga" is two words.

And so much more.