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my constitutional right to bear bricks.

the president's a real nigga, we can't do nothing."

Actually, he has promised

I ain't doing no more homework, nothing.

that's all I know.

What is wrong with letting people be happy?

or suffering the early stages of dementia.

Just as happy as a pig in shit.

Did they leave each other glitter comments?

And knowing these liberal activist judges,

Due to the conditions of my parole,

We remain a young nation,

Anyone hoping to get tickets at this point, don't bother.

I paid 10 bucks for this T-shirt.

How do you feel being teamed up with your archenemy?

And the cops, he gonna be like, "Oh, snap, Riley a real nigga,

* Dick-riding for today *

I don't believe you. Stop fucking with me.

motherfuck America's daddy!

"Real nigga" is two words.

they might actually try and put me in jail for it.

Barack Hussein Obama will be

but I consider myself to be the next best thing.

Not according to this little nigga.

I am unable to leave the country at this time.

to do damage control.

If he wins, I think it will literally be

And I felt me and Barack deserved a party.

And so much more.

lusty sex with Barack Obama?

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