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lusty sex with Barack Obama?

Did they leave each other glitter comments?

they might actually try and put me in jail for it.

Barack Hussein Obama will be

I don't believe you. Stop fucking with me.

the president's a real nigga, we can't do nothing."

Due to the conditions of my parole,

my constitutional right to bear bricks.

"Real nigga" is two words.

And I felt me and Barack deserved a party.

If he wins, I think it will literally be

And check this out:

We remain a young nation,

* Dick-riding for today *

Just as happy as a pig in shit.

Not according to this little nigga.

And knowing these liberal activist judges,

I ain't doing no more homework, nothing.

motherfuck America's daddy!

to do damage control.

How do you feel being teamed up with your archenemy?

What is wrong with letting people be happy?

Actually, he has promised

Anyone hoping to get tickets at this point, don't bother.

I am unable to leave the country at this time.

I paid 10 bucks for this T-shirt.

but I consider myself to be the next best thing.

And so much more.

or suffering the early stages of dementia.

And the cops, he gonna be like, "Oh, snap, Riley a real nigga,

that's all I know.