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If it's not a date, why'd she say, every fifth day was free?
Dear Diary.
By "entertainment," they mean table shuffle board,
Uh, look, Karma,
and trying hard to be a better person.
I have to work tomorrow. Ugh!
to do with Robin's old room.
Yeah, she probably doesn't even want you there.
I want to ask her out again,
And I think you do, too.
but it's nice and private, huh?
I think deep down, they realize
I'll swipe Shirley's Rascal and drive to the train station.
Barney met a girl named Quinn,
if we want to hang out in the city.
We just connected.
You're welcome.
(music stops) Oh.
and sexy.
Who says? Who says any place is better for the baby
Shirley's 42, by the way, and rides a Rascal.
Great bowler, Shirley.
Or the weekend.
Ugh, get a life, Manager.
Well, I was going to say
The china cabinet I built had some design flaws.
You remembered all that?
Barney?!
Just for that, you're not getting any.
"Dear Diary. The fantasies of killing Marshall's mom
I see her shopping in the store;
And we can talk about you leaving then.
Oh, yeah? Oh! Yeah. Oh!
loved me back, she said...
maybe in the Mar-a-lago Champagne room?
See, for me, this place has begun to feel a little haunted.
Then, after Marshall and Lily leave for bingo night,
What are you doing in my old room?
"We're a hot dog eating team
the night.
"Karma, why aren't you booking more time
So, how are things?
I see her dancing on that pole, too.
What if I pay for a dance?