Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, both aren't gonna happen.
Within three hours, Lainey's house was jumping.
His, his name was, uh...
that worked just fine.
I'm really not. Oh, you are.
(MUMBLING) No Tom Cruising.
The good news is, Lainey,
I'm a visual thinker. Hush up!
but she will know how I feel,
how long I've waited for this moment.
Oh, it's kind of my thing. You'll see.
Mom, stop right there, okay?
He was a pantless, partying badass in tube socks.
BOTH: Really? Yeah.
Lainey Lewis. (TIRES SCREECHING)
It lost its minty flavor.
(SLOW-MOTION) No!
No Tom Cruising.
The fax machine.
and decided to let loose.
We're gonna throw a real, live kick-ass Risky Business party!
Oh, hell no.
Porsche. There is no substitute.
We're gonna have so much fun.
You don't have to break up with what's-her-face.
a new advancement in phone technology would let me talk to Dana,
You can only parent your own child.
Hello!
But don't say I didn't warn you.
Learn how to shred the axe? You will.
She's taken his last name for insurance purposes.
So, I'll watch it from here and you'll watch it in Seattle.
I told you I don't need or want your help.
in the end, he knew
willing to risk everything for her kids...
I demand you make her captain, and I want her on top of the pyramid.
I may not be able to call or fax Dana,
Your mom's very pushy.
¶ Karate kick Godzilla
but the Goldbergs weren't so happy.