Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How about if I let you call her again?

You hang up. You hang up.

Take those sunglasses off and look me in the eye.

written by my brother and starring me.

One down, one to go.

I think it's fair to say this was everyone's fault.

I can't hear what Jake is saying to the fat man.

Oh. Save us from ourselves.

Chill. It was actually awesome.

Good luck with Mr. Shrimpsteen.

I... I really do.

(TIRES SCREECHING) (ALL SCREAMING)

¶ No distance can defeat us

Again with the girlfriend! Unbelievable!

Stop writing lists! Learn from your mistakes!

It's like there's two moms now.

No, you're the weird guy in the movie who sits in the back.

and demands that we get the best teachers and classes.

ERICA: Shut up, booger.

Maybe this is all a blessing in disguise.

and none of us knew about it.

But this was supposed to be my Risky Business moment. I'm Tom Cruise.

Oh, sweet Lord. It's the demanding of excellence.

It's incredibly risky.

¶ Like toy soldiers ¶

The weirdo's right.

that I actually knew a guy who pulled it off.

Dana would have my passionate love letter in her hands in mere seconds.

I thought Danielle lived down the street.