Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dana would have my passionate love letter in her hands in mere seconds.
Again with the girlfriend! Unbelievable!
¶ Like toy soldiers ¶
ERICA: Shut up, booger.
The weirdo's right.
It's like there's two moms now.
Good luck with Mr. Shrimpsteen.
(CHUCKLES)
I can't hear what Jake is saying to the fat man.
Stop writing lists! Learn from your mistakes!
I thought Danielle lived down the street.
Maybe this is all a blessing in disguise.
and demands that we get the best teachers and classes.
(TIRES SCREECHING) (ALL SCREAMING)
Take those sunglasses off and look me in the eye.
But this was supposed to be my Risky Business moment. I'm Tom Cruise.
I... I really do.
I think it's fair to say this was everyone's fault.
It's incredibly risky.
(CHUCKLES)
¶ No distance can defeat us
Chill. It was actually awesome.
It was my mom.
No, you're the weird guy in the movie who sits in the back.
Oh. Save us from ourselves.
How about if I let you call her again?
One down, one to go.
(TAPPING)
You hang up. You hang up.
So was my mom.
Oh, sweet Lord. It's the demanding of excellence.
written by my brother and starring me.
and none of us knew about it.
that I actually knew a guy who pulled it off.