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Whoa. You're talking to Seattle?
The party is back on. Yes!
away from Beverly.
You can't call Seattle before 8:00.
"List of stuff to get for our kick-ass Risky Business party
Everything's gonna be all right. Mama will fix it.
Her name is Feather Locklear. Real head turner.
and yet you still have her taking gym class.
because Ellen has a male roommate
Yep, Lainey was happy to be a Goldberg,
doesn't mean his feelings aren't real.
I know. I know. I know.
So help me God, you are in so much trouble.
She's my soul mate.
Those six months you spent in ROTC
Turns out it actually comes in handy
and I'm like, "But I love you,"
Hey, is it cool if Anthony Balsamo's brother
I eavesdrop like a badass, and you know it.
Turns out the fax totally sucked back then.
Point is love.
Only comes around once every lifetime.
Lying, sneaking out, betraying my trust.
¶ Like toy soldiers ¶
Okay, you're useless to me.
¶ He'd punch a stegosaurus
Fine.
It's called a break-up letter.
There, I see it. Halley's Comet.
He's a real stud. (CHUCKLES)
Lainey's dad had won in college.
Here's a list of more demands. Meet them.
ADULT ADAM: As Lainey was starting to panic about her new smother,
Huh? Tell me. I can't remember.
I once dated a Filipino woman via telegram.
and all about the kick-ass Risky Business party.
Okay, damn it! Just tell me what you want! Just tell me!