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Showing questionable taste in boys. That's fair.
Yeah, well, I remembered
Do you want to crack your head open?
And of course, Todd tagged along because he speaks French.
Yeah, but not this much.
Face!
¶ I don't know the future
And wash that apple.
I know I told you never to Tom Cruise the floor,
You were right, Dad.
Wait, for real? Oh, yeah, sure.
Risky Business wasn't just a movie.
Chill. I'm just telling her what she wants to hear.
Suit yourself, man.
Yeah, here's the thing. I'm not going to college.
and Saturdays at 8:00 a.m. When you're nice and fresh.
¶ Left, right, left
Hey.
Depends if you won't get carried away so much.
Okay, pay attention. This might be helpful to you.
...and when the smoke clears, clean up their mess.
I want to believe you, but your story has some holes.
(INTRO PLAYS)
I am not flappy.
¶ Fathoms in the oceans, kilometers on the street
Or Vegas, whichever one's closer.
Dave Kim likes 'em thick.
She's gone. You can drop the act now.
(SCOFFS)
Did you see it?
¶ And dinosaurs ¶
Yeah, Todd. He's a lifeguard,
and I was in my first official long-distance relationship
But as fate would have it,
Yeah, no party. Not feeling it.
So maybe you won't push me away as much?
I'm sorry, Lainey. I just really need my mom's full and undivided attention.