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¶ Left, right, left
Wait, for real? Oh, yeah, sure.
Yeah, Todd. He's a lifeguard,
¶ I don't know the future
You were right, Dad.
Risky Business wasn't just a movie.
(SCOFFS)
¶ And dinosaurs ¶
Suit yourself, man.
Yeah, well, I remembered
Chill. I'm just telling her what she wants to hear.
She's gone. You can drop the act now.
So maybe you won't push me away as much?
and I was in my first official long-distance relationship
Depends if you won't get carried away so much.
I know I told you never to Tom Cruise the floor,
But as fate would have it,
(INTRO PLAYS)
Showing questionable taste in boys. That's fair.
Yeah, but not this much.
...and when the smoke clears, clean up their mess.
Or Vegas, whichever one's closer.
I'm sorry, Lainey. I just really need my mom's full and undivided attention.
And of course, Todd tagged along because he speaks French.
I want to believe you, but your story has some holes.
Okay, pay attention. This might be helpful to you.
Did you see it?
And wash that apple.
Yeah, no party. Not feeling it.
I am not flappy.
Hey.
Dave Kim likes 'em thick.
and Saturdays at 8:00 a.m. When you're nice and fresh.
Yeah, here's the thing. I'm not going to college.
Face!
¶ Fathoms in the oceans, kilometers on the street
Do you want to crack your head open?