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and then you know what's gonna happen?
Hi, Johnny.
[CONDUCTER ANNOUNCES INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.]
Real big news.
Oh, for God's sakes, let this end mercifully.
Marry me, you bum.
a can of whoop-ass on somebody, it's industrial-sized.
Which reminds me--
Dave, I learned more about honor and courage on the streets
Looking back, what was the one major obstacle
and make you all my personal slaves.
At the cost of dozens of quarters
[CHUCKLES]
[♪]
[BOTH LAUGH]
Well, Dave, I don't know why you'd lie to me,
Yeah, here. I, uh... I got a penny.
I don't want to have to call Security, all right?
He will mess you up but good.
Dave, I don't look good poor.
We know you're evil
I know you're all right.
The minute I look at him,
I don't know. Maybe it's the fact
That way he'll tell you what he's up to.
BOTH: What?
You've been drinking his wine, haven't you?
But before we get into that,
In short, Dave, I'm finally worthy of Lisa.
but my mouth just keeps saying, "Oh, Johnny."
Hm? You're not--? You're not surprised?
What are you doing here?
Well, how's, uh--? How's that treating you?
Even as I battle stray dogs for scraps of meat
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