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Can't keep a good man down, can you?
God, a-- Ho!
Getting a little spiffed up for Lisa.
Johnny's Jewish?
of our perfect love match.
You better find yourself a roommate, Lisa,
than ladling out the soup.
[♪]
Yoo-hoo.
Well, gentlemen, I rest my case.
Yeah. I mean, that was-- She--
I mean, can't we just be friends?
And now, nothing stands in the way
who are lower than Johnny Johnson is right now.
[CLEARS THROAT] Um, Johnny,
Let me tell you something, Joe. Uh, evil makes a terrific hobby
in this office here?
BOTH: Tell him. Tell him. Tell him.
Hey, sugar puss.
Well, of course he lives on the street.
You know, this is hard for me too.
Oh, God. I just don't get it.
I mean, I got a-- I got a stack of Harlequin romances,
That's just crazy talk.
it's like a tractor beam for my tongue.
Not.
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