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Apology accepted. You got a quarter?
Uh-huh.
Get rid of him, Dave.
Squish!
and I've come to make good on my promise.
So, what the hell are you doing right now?
See, yeah-- No, I vowed to crush you, that's right,
Why hasn't she said that to my face?
How you doing, Johnny?
and thus crush him.
and that smell.
[♪]
I thought you could've sold it more.
He's a smelly bum now.
Well, they guessed.
In fact, I'm gonna help you get back together with Lisa.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
But it's for his benefit, not yours.
No. That's what happens when you empty a man's bank account
[WHIMPERS] ...break his heart.
which, I might add, was my whole Laundromat collection--
Never dull. That's Lisa.
and we got all the evidence right here.
to propose to you and everything.
Lisa.
from the Village People.
The problem was merely that Lisa wasn't up to the job.
Max.
Well, it's like offering a steak-lover a cocktail weenie
She loved him as a woman.
Well, well, well. Look at the new duds.
You see, Johnny lives on the street now, sir.
[♪]
But the minute I look into those big brown eyes