Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
Everything's in perfect alignment.
...and the burning edge...
And in case you haven't noticed...
...the first escape you learn is generally from a school locker.
Oh, my ankles are broken.
But I've been doing it for over three days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
Happy for you.
Ah!
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
- You kids wanna see some real magic? - Yeah.
- What is wrong with him? - "Will Burt poop?"
All right, here we go. Here we go.
- Wow. You really were hungry. - Mm.
You quit?
So, Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
- I will do it! - Good.
Hey. What if you put a plastic bag of water in the hidden compartment?
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
And I'll always be your friend.
Well, here's the thing. I have not eaten in 24 hours...
I'm a magician.
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
Okay, get off.
Twerp. - Unh!
- I just missed you so much. - I missed you too.
- Is this your card? - No.
- Happy birthday. - Thanks, Dad.
He's in a very safe place.
For ten years, I played the biggest room in Vegas.
They said this was a magicians' bar.
...that sense of awe, that sense of wonderment...
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
Be there for the final hour of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
- Poor, sweet Nicole. - My name's Jane.
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
Oh, my God.
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
Hmm. Mm.
I said I've never heard of him.
...or live onstage...
- They called me Magic Bitch. - No.
But I'll tell you what. That kid? That kid is your biggest fan.
Walk off in a huff.
Are you sure about that, Judah? Are you sure about anything?
- What about all my investments? - Yes, okay. Good.
Would you tell the Hilton family Burt Wonderstone called?
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
Do you know any other tricks?
Surrender, Whorethy.
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can! - No, it's so small!
Oh, cool!
...on red-hot coals.
This is your town, Burt. Tomorrow you take it back.
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
Do you remember what that was?
That's swelling up pretty quick.
You see that?
- Mm. - It's not about pulling a rabbit...
- That's so cool. - Amazing.
For a very long time!
That's crazy.
I'm sure this is normal, but my legs are shutting down.
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your performance as a walking mannequin?
I don't eat from that tree.
Women didn't have the same freedoms that they do now.
Incredible. Incredible.
...and there was this one kid in class who was always mean to us...
You live in a bubble or something?
Mm.
to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs, but I suppose I can make an exception.
They're calling him the future of magic.
Steve Wynn, please.
- I missed the show. - Oh.
...with your longtime magic partner and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
You got no joy in you, son.
$248.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.
You just want to get the show over with.
I-29.
Bun?
And if you like steakhouses...
You've done such a great job today.
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
You're Rance Holloway.
You know what? I don't want you staying here.