Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Wow. You really were hungry. - Mm.
...and there was this one kid in class who was always mean to us...
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
- I will do it! - Good.
You got no joy in you, son.
For a very long time!
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
Steve Wynn, please.
Surrender, Whorethy.
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs, but I suppose I can make an exception.
- Happy birthday. - Thanks, Dad.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
Happy for you.
You know what? I don't want you staying here.
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
Bun?
...and the burning edge...
And if you like steakhouses...
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.
Oh, my ankles are broken.
I don't eat from that tree.
Would you tell the Hilton family Burt Wonderstone called?
- You kids wanna see some real magic? - Yeah.
For ten years, I played the biggest room in Vegas.
...on red-hot coals.
Do you remember what that was?
Twerp. - Unh!
You're Rance Holloway.
- I missed the show. - Oh.
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
Everything's in perfect alignment.
Incredible. Incredible.
...with your longtime magic partner and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
Walk off in a huff.
They said this was a magicians' bar.
Okay, get off.
Mm.
$248.
...the first escape you learn is generally from a school locker.
I'm a magician.
I-29.
Hey. What if you put a plastic bag of water in the hidden compartment?
...or live onstage...
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your performance as a walking mannequin?
They're calling him the future of magic.
Are you sure about that, Judah? Are you sure about anything?
You just want to get the show over with.
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
But I've been doing it for over three days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
Be there for the final hour of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
Women didn't have the same freedoms that they do now.
That's crazy.
- They called me Magic Bitch. - No.
...that sense of awe, that sense of wonderment...
- What about all my investments? - Yes, okay. Good.
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
I'm sure this is normal, but my legs are shutting down.
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
He's in a very safe place.
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
That's swelling up pretty quick.
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
- Poor, sweet Nicole. - My name's Jane.
Do you know any other tricks?
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can! - No, it's so small!
You live in a bubble or something?
- Is this your card? - No.
Oh, my God.
You quit?
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
- I just missed you so much. - I missed you too.
- What is wrong with him? - "Will Burt poop?"
This is your town, Burt. Tomorrow you take it back.
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
You see that?
- That's so cool. - Amazing.
But I'll tell you what. That kid? That kid is your biggest fan.
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
- Mm. - It's not about pulling a rabbit...
Well, here's the thing. I have not eaten in 24 hours...
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
And in case you haven't noticed...
I said I've never heard of him.
So, Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?
And I'll always be your friend.
Oh, cool!
to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.
Ah!
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
You've done such a great job today.
Hmm. Mm.