Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mm.
Happy for you.
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
Walk off in a huff.
- What is wrong with him? - "Will Burt poop?"
- Happy birthday. - Thanks, Dad.
- Wow. You really were hungry. - Mm.
to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.
Ah!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.
You've done such a great job today.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
That's swelling up pretty quick.
- What about all my investments? - Yes, okay. Good.
Well, here's the thing. I have not eaten in 24 hours...
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
This is your town, Burt. Tomorrow you take it back.
$248.
Be there for the final hour of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
But I'll tell you what. That kid? That kid is your biggest fan.
- I missed the show. - Oh.
For a very long time!
...that sense of awe, that sense of wonderment...
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
But I've been doing it for over three days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
That's crazy.
- Poor, sweet Nicole. - My name's Jane.
Oh, my ankles are broken.
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
They said this was a magicians' bar.
- You kids wanna see some real magic? - Yeah.
Twerp. - Unh!
...on red-hot coals.
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
- Is this your card? - No.
So, Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
He's in a very safe place.
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
Steve Wynn, please.
You know what? I don't want you staying here.
- I just missed you so much. - I missed you too.
...and the burning edge...
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs, but I suppose I can make an exception.
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can! - No, it's so small!
...with your longtime magic partner and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
You got no joy in you, son.
Do you remember what that was?
Would you tell the Hilton family Burt Wonderstone called?
...the first escape you learn is generally from a school locker.
You quit?
I'm a magician.
I don't eat from that tree.
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
Hey. What if you put a plastic bag of water in the hidden compartment?
...and there was this one kid in class who was always mean to us...
- That's so cool. - Amazing.
Surrender, Whorethy.
- I will do it! - Good.
For ten years, I played the biggest room in Vegas.
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
And in case you haven't noticed...
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
- They called me Magic Bitch. - No.
Everything's in perfect alignment.
- Mm. - It's not about pulling a rabbit...
You see that?
Hmm. Mm.
Oh, cool!
You just want to get the show over with.
I-29.
Do you know any other tricks?
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
Bun?
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
And if you like steakhouses...
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
You live in a bubble or something?
Okay, get off.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
Oh, my God.
Are you sure about that, Judah? Are you sure about anything?
I said I've never heard of him.
Incredible. Incredible.
They're calling him the future of magic.
And I'll always be your friend.
Women didn't have the same freedoms that they do now.
...or live onstage...
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your performance as a walking mannequin?
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
I'm sure this is normal, but my legs are shutting down.
You're Rance Holloway.