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I don't eat from that tree.
...and the burning edge...
But I'll tell you what. That kid? That kid is your biggest fan.
Well, here's the thing. I have not eaten in 24 hours...
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your performance as a walking mannequin?
And I'll always be your friend.
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can! - No, it's so small!
Happy for you.
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
...the first escape you learn is generally from a school locker.
I-29.
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
- That's so cool. - Amazing.
- You kids wanna see some real magic? - Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.
...with your longtime magic partner and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
- Poor, sweet Nicole. - My name's Jane.
Steve Wynn, please.
You see that?
That's swelling up pretty quick.
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
...that sense of awe, that sense of wonderment...
You quit?
For a very long time!
to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
- Wow. You really were hungry. - Mm.
You're Rance Holloway.
Incredible. Incredible.
Everything's in perfect alignment.
You got no joy in you, son.
You live in a bubble or something?
Walk off in a huff.
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
Hmm. Mm.
I said I've never heard of him.
- What is wrong with him? - "Will Burt poop?"
Are you sure about that, Judah? Are you sure about anything?
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
So, Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?
He's in a very safe place.
This is your town, Burt. Tomorrow you take it back.
Be there for the final hour of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
And in case you haven't noticed...
Twerp. - Unh!
And if you like steakhouses...
- Happy birthday. - Thanks, Dad.
- Mm. - It's not about pulling a rabbit...
- I will do it! - Good.
You just want to get the show over with.
Ah!
That's crazy.
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
- I missed the show. - Oh.
Do you know any other tricks?
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
They said this was a magicians' bar.
...or live onstage...
- Is this your card? - No.
Surrender, Whorethy.
Oh, my ankles are broken.
...and there was this one kid in class who was always mean to us...
Women didn't have the same freedoms that they do now.
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
...on red-hot coals.
Do you remember what that was?
Okay, get off.
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
I'm a magician.
But I've been doing it for over three days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
- They called me Magic Bitch. - No.
I'm sure this is normal, but my legs are shutting down.
Would you tell the Hilton family Burt Wonderstone called?
Hey. What if you put a plastic bag of water in the hidden compartment?
You've done such a great job today.
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
- What about all my investments? - Yes, okay. Good.
Oh, my God.
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
Mm.
For ten years, I played the biggest room in Vegas.
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
Bun?
Oh, cool!
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs, but I suppose I can make an exception.
They're calling him the future of magic.
- I just missed you so much. - I missed you too.
You know what? I don't want you staying here.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.