Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
...and there was this one kid in class who was always mean to us...
Would you tell the Hilton family Burt Wonderstone called?
But I've been doing it for over three days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
For ten years, I played the biggest room in Vegas.
- What is wrong with him? - "Will Burt poop?"
For a very long time!
You live in a bubble or something?
I-29.
...on red-hot coals.
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can! - No, it's so small!
You know what? I don't want you staying here.
- Is this your card? - No.
Twerp. - Unh!
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
- Mm. - It's not about pulling a rabbit...
I don't eat from that tree.
Hmm. Mm.
- Happy birthday. - Thanks, Dad.
- I will do it! - Good.
- That's so cool. - Amazing.
Oh, cool!
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
- I missed the show. - Oh.
I'm a magician.
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
Hey. What if you put a plastic bag of water in the hidden compartment?
You quit?
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs, but I suppose I can make an exception.
Incredible. Incredible.
Steve Wynn, please.
Do you remember what that was?
He's in a very safe place.
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
They said this was a magicians' bar.
And if you like steakhouses...
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
Walk off in a huff.
You've done such a great job today.
Be there for the final hour of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
Are you sure about that, Judah? Are you sure about anything?
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your performance as a walking mannequin?
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
Okay, get off.
So, Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?
Well, here's the thing. I have not eaten in 24 hours...
- Wow. You really were hungry. - Mm.
But I'll tell you what. That kid? That kid is your biggest fan.
They're calling him the future of magic.
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
...that sense of awe, that sense of wonderment...
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
I'm sure this is normal, but my legs are shutting down.
Women didn't have the same freedoms that they do now.
- You kids wanna see some real magic? - Yeah.
You're Rance Holloway.
...or live onstage...
I said I've never heard of him.
And in case you haven't noticed...
to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.
Happy for you.
Mm.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
- They called me Magic Bitch. - No.
Surrender, Whorethy.
- I just missed you so much. - I missed you too.
- What about all my investments? - Yes, okay. Good.
Bun?
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
...the first escape you learn is generally from a school locker.
And I'll always be your friend.
...and the burning edge...
...with your longtime magic partner and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
Oh, my ankles are broken.
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
This is your town, Burt. Tomorrow you take it back.
Do you know any other tricks?
- Poor, sweet Nicole. - My name's Jane.
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
Ah!
Everything's in perfect alignment.
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
That's crazy.
$248.
You just want to get the show over with.
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
You see that?
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
You got no joy in you, son.
That's swelling up pretty quick.
Oh, my God.