Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, here's the thing. I have not eaten in 24 hours...
- Poor, sweet Nicole. - My name's Jane.
And if you like steakhouses...
- That's so cool. - Amazing.
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
...with your longtime magic partner and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
So, Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?
All right, here we go. Here we go.
Oh, my ankles are broken.
They're calling him the future of magic.
- I missed the show. - Oh.
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
Okay, get off.
But I'll tell you what. That kid? That kid is your biggest fan.
Ah!
...on red-hot coals.
For ten years, I played the biggest room in Vegas.
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs, but I suppose I can make an exception.
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
...and there was this one kid in class who was always mean to us...
- They called me Magic Bitch. - No.
...and the burning edge...
Surrender, Whorethy.
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can! - No, it's so small!
I said I've never heard of him.
And in case you haven't noticed...
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
You're Rance Holloway.
Hmm. Mm.
You live in a bubble or something?
Steve Wynn, please.
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
And I'll always be your friend.
You just want to get the show over with.
I-29.
...the first escape you learn is generally from a school locker.
I'm a magician.
I don't eat from that tree.
Oh, cool!
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
Walk off in a huff.
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
Be there for the final hour of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
Would you tell the Hilton family Burt Wonderstone called?
Incredible. Incredible.
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
You quit?
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your performance as a walking mannequin?
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.
- What is wrong with him? - "Will Burt poop?"
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
He's in a very safe place.
Do you remember what that was?
- I will do it! - Good.
That's swelling up pretty quick.
I'm sure this is normal, but my legs are shutting down.
Do you know any other tricks?
But I've been doing it for over three days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
- I just missed you so much. - I missed you too.
Happy for you.
Oh, my God.
...that sense of awe, that sense of wonderment...
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
You see that?
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
That's crazy.
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
You got no joy in you, son.
- What about all my investments? - Yes, okay. Good.
Bun?
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
- You kids wanna see some real magic? - Yeah.
This is your town, Burt. Tomorrow you take it back.
- Is this your card? - No.
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
- Wow. You really were hungry. - Mm.
You've done such a great job today.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.
For a very long time!
Are you sure about that, Judah? Are you sure about anything?
...or live onstage...
Women didn't have the same freedoms that they do now.
They said this was a magicians' bar.
$248.
Hey. What if you put a plastic bag of water in the hidden compartment?
- Mm. - It's not about pulling a rabbit...
- Happy birthday. - Thanks, Dad.
Twerp. - Unh!
Mm.
Everything's in perfect alignment.
You know what? I don't want you staying here.