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Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs, but I suppose I can make an exception.
Incredible. Incredible.
- I just missed you so much. - I missed you too.
...that sense of awe, that sense of wonderment...
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
...on red-hot coals.
I'm a magician.
You quit?
- They called me Magic Bitch. - No.
And if you like steakhouses...
And in case you haven't noticed...
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
You're Rance Holloway.
He's in a very safe place.
Mm.
I don't eat from that tree.
Be there for the final hour of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
But I'll tell you what. That kid? That kid is your biggest fan.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.
You just want to get the show over with.
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
...with your longtime magic partner and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
- Poor, sweet Nicole. - My name's Jane.
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
...and there was this one kid in class who was always mean to us...
Oh, cool!
Well, here's the thing. I have not eaten in 24 hours...
...or live onstage...
Everything's in perfect alignment.
I'm sure this is normal, but my legs are shutting down.
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
They're calling him the future of magic.
- I will do it! - Good.
- Wow. You really were hungry. - Mm.
Steve Wynn, please.
- You kids wanna see some real magic? - Yeah.
You see that?
You live in a bubble or something?
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
All right, here we go. Here we go.
That's swelling up pretty quick.
That's crazy.
...and the burning edge...
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
And I'll always be your friend.
This is your town, Burt. Tomorrow you take it back.
Oh, my God.
to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.
I-29.
- Mm. - It's not about pulling a rabbit...
Are you sure about that, Judah? Are you sure about anything?
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your performance as a walking mannequin?
Would you tell the Hilton family Burt Wonderstone called?
Bun?
Walk off in a huff.
Surrender, Whorethy.
Do you know any other tricks?
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
- That's so cool. - Amazing.
$248.
Twerp. - Unh!
But I've been doing it for over three days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
Happy for you.
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
For a very long time!
- I missed the show. - Oh.
Oh, my ankles are broken.
- Is this your card? - No.
I said I've never heard of him.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
Hmm. Mm.
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
Hey. What if you put a plastic bag of water in the hidden compartment?
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
Okay, get off.
For ten years, I played the biggest room in Vegas.
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
So, Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?
- What about all my investments? - Yes, okay. Good.
Ah!
Women didn't have the same freedoms that they do now.
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
You got no joy in you, son.
You know what? I don't want you staying here.
- Happy birthday. - Thanks, Dad.
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
They said this was a magicians' bar.
You've done such a great job today.
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
...the first escape you learn is generally from a school locker.
- What is wrong with him? - "Will Burt poop?"
Do you remember what that was?
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can! - No, it's so small!