Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nuh-uh. You're me.

Except we're not sitting face-to-face on the same horse.

Oh God. Do you think this has happened to anyone else?

I woke up in my dad's body.

♪ Body crazy, curvy, wavy Big tittles, little waist ♪

-[Susan] Marty? -Who?

Here it goes. [exhales]

But won't you miss those baby bubble baths?

Just go with it. Remember, you've been in there before.

-[Nick as Seamus] What happened? This is Andrew.

And so Jay is now my body brother,

before I rip them off the vine.

[Jay] No! I'm not a magician anymore.

-You big little pervert. -Aw.

Oh, great. Now he's got fucking dementia too.

It's perfectly normal to absolutely obliterate your pants

What the hell is that depraved sicko doing with my body?

[Jay] Come on. Tell them, Steve.

Well, Nathan Fillion said I need to learn a lesson to swap bodies back.

Maybe we could use your father's body to woo your mother back

Elijah, I accept you for who you are

I still have no idea what my dad's job is.

-[burps and farts] -There you go, you little fart factory.

Ugh, don't talk like your father, Andrew.

It's like a cellar down here.

-But so is this can, eyebrows, eyebrows. -[knock on door]

[Andrew] Guys, I've been looking around for 20 minutes.

then maybe you can.

Uh, Mr. Fillion, they're ready for you on set.

Marty, your apology got me all hot and bothered.

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

because I'm Canadian beefcake Nathan Fillion,

-and God's a total asshole-- -God's a total asshole.

[Jay] No, not cool. These guys are losers.

Dad, what do we do?

Why the hell is my penis so short and fat?

[Jay] Uh, no, Steve. I didn't wanna come because magic sucks rock-hard shit.

Barbara, you haven't been this damp in years.

May I speak with your daughter, madam?

I'm, in fact, TV's Nathan Fillion trapped in a young girl's budding body.

to help us bring back The Magnificent Gary.

And I've got The Blind Side on DVD if you wanna, you know, hang out.

Hard Daddy out.

♪ I'm present when I'm absent Speaking when I'm not there ♪

Monica, I didn't think anything could be as gorgeous as your eyes,