Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No daddy washy assy.

Uh, dang. There's no way I could've prepared for this.

Dad? Is that you?

You're always telling me that. I mean, telling Nick that.

[Jessi] Where am I? Why can't I move?

And nasty, and loud, and cheap, and--

Oh, shit, Nick. You turned into a California Raisin.

I'm not Seamus, Mom. I'm Nick.

And why do I feel my skeleton?

-Well, then, who are you? -Uh, I'm Jay.

[Jay] It's working.

Maury, I'm going to hell.

No shit, you tall moron.

if you'll have me… have her.

Like… physically.

'Cause I'm a rotten guy?

Be there in a minute,

[Jessi] Mm, Connie, I feel like a little mummy.

Yeah, I guess he does.

How did this happen?

I fixed everything.

No. I mean, yes.

-Uh, Missy? -Elijah.

[chuckles] Okay.

I can't go to school like this.

[Andrew as Marty] Mrs. Birch, I need to talk to Nick.

-This one, that one. That one. -[Jay] Whoa, Steve. We're doing it.

Oh, thank God, Jessi. Do you know where Jay is?

Holy shit. Andrew?

[Jessi] Oh fuck. So is the baby me?

but everybody else is acting very strange.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard,

Hey, hey, Rick. What'd I miss?

Yes, I want to be your girlfriend.

Good morning, Marty.

-What? -Don't worry,

Oh, that was crazy, huh, Jay?

Because that's what real men do.

It feels like I swallowed a square bowling ball.

Ah! My face. My body.

and why does he know my name?

Finally. We're all on the same page.

And I hope me being asexual doesn't mean we have to break up.

[gasps] Maybe you're Jay Leno?

You mean, like, the Jay who loves magic

I'm so sorry, Susan, but I have to go home and woo my mom.