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[sighs]
[Jack] She's out of town. Relax.
you never saw me.
[upbeat music playing over speakers]
We have a new chef, cutting-edge.
♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪
[Tandy] Scuse me! Coming through.
[Maggie] You know who he looks like?
[Tandy] Okay, so first,
It wasn't your pleasure?
Yeah, that's how a bear got my uncle.
I'm all about the grind. [chuckles]
I was living in the van--
[clears throat] Henry, can I ask you a question?
we will open our eyes,
♪ But I've never been to me ♪
[Ron] Prom?
Did we call you back?
Oh, hey, Henry. Uh- uh, all good at the bar?
[Ron chuckles]
slinging d'oeuvres with the old gang.
Uh, great!
- Oof. - [Lydia sighs]
Why does anybody say that?
You never got to go to the prom?
♪ I've got you ♪
this is our new chef, Lucy Dang,
[Lydia] Escapade never got one.
M-more like investor.
What this is,
and that screws them up?
[chuckles] Just go hide somewhere.
I see now. Solid plan.
- Nice. Thank you! - Thank you for coming.
You just want basic-ass, boring shit for normies?
But I'll come back with the calendar, okay?
my headshot, and extra charm.
Your body?
and we are here for--
There is a drinking fountain in the toilet.
I don't know. I'm not a lawyer.
It seems super obvious when you say it out loud.
God never closes a door without opening up a window.
[Henry] Sure.
Whoa. [chuckles]
like, change-your-life big,
Not just death.
but there's a bathroom here with mirrors on either side,
- Mm-hmm. - Anyway, I'm really sorry.
Then we handcuffed her to a radiator
[chuckles] Mmm.
- Oh. - [guests] Aw!
Uh, speaking of circulating,