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so it was either this or escort work.
In my pretentious early years.
in a swag bag.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, coming up any minute.
♪ ♪
One, two, three.
I'm a business owner.
It's 1983, and the talk of the town
Oh, my God.
you're due for a Molly, like, now.
for possession of one kilo of cocaine
[scoffs]
- I will have-- - These will do, actually.
It's an event form. I need to throw a party.
this whole taste and flavor bullshit.
- What? - Which is fine.
[groans]
I mean, I went over this a thousand times.
do I...
So, uh, the house appears empty, right?
I'm free, and it's just gonna be like a little--
so my plan was, hide the note, Ron does his business,
[Ron] Look, look, this is a big opportunity.
- [all] Surprise! - [shouts]
a true artist...
And you just tell me like a normal person.
What's in these?
Yeah. Only slightly canceled.
Hey, who wears the pants, am I right?
[exhales heavily]
all the time.
tell everyone not to go in here.
[Tandy] Okay, so, everyone,
But it's day.
Well, because you said Evie was out of town,
- No. - Hmm.
Mm. The stinkier, the better, right? [chuckles]
So you don't act anymore at all?
Ah...
I see what you're getting. I'm getting that as well.
the blatantly misandristic alimony laws.
You know, just if you ever wanna collect.
I literally heard your boss
I mean, I was a little proud of it.
You see how classy this place is,
some child actors can end up with issues.
uh, what are you still doing here?
[Constance] ...always has 20...
And I got a great deal on these.
for my sense memory.
illegal poker tournaments,
- What? - [guests murmuring]
Ah, right on cue!
Uh, how--
[groaning]
Ron, I'm--uh, I'm sorry.
uh, you know, other nights.
- Get out! Pack it up! - I'm sorry. I got confused.
[Constance] ...let me tell you a story.
[indistinct chatter]
Hey.