Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No Latin stuff tonight. - No. No, thank you.

What, uh, what did he say?

A Junior Swamp Scout's always true.

[laughs] Oh, I don't know.

[♪ Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow]

- A musical number? - Yes, yes.

[audience boos and hisses]

♪ For just a birdie and a birdie who goes nowhere ♪

Thank you! Well, those of you with nervous dispositions

♪ Whene'er I see a little pet ♪

You've got a fish sticking out of your ear.

Well, maybe, uh, somebody ate them.

[both shouting]

I said that I don't wear jeans

♪ And just like honey from the bee ♪ Whoo-hoo!

♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪

- ♪ If you will play from a copy ♪ - ♪ One with ♪

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

- ♪ That is simply because ♪ - ♪ Play a simple ♪

- The boiler? - I'll get up the steam.

- Yeah. - Gonzo, your lunch is here!

I never thought of putting you in the melodrama.

if you're gonna train Mexican jumping beans.

[all trilling, shouting]

- ♪ Of a tune that is choppy ♪ - ♪ Good old-fashioned ♪

but whatever it is, it is not safe.

[stammers] Well, I may not love it, but I'll introduce it.

Explodaphone? Jean, you could get killed!

50 SHADES OF PIG SHITE Starring BOBBY BELTER, MISS PIGGY, KERMITT THE DOGGER AND MAX DA BOY