Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I feel like we're perfectly capable at enforcing the law.

as it becomes available.

Yeah, they're making their toast.

is a little bit like being chaperoned, you know?

Just close your eyes.

Is that tear gas?

Whoa, there you are!

Pick somebody black so you can show the color on the force.

How about $1 a second?

You know, let's just move it out, please.

Oh, no, that's the kind that goes in the...

What do I get for the ... For the $400 there?

Has this body been touched?

Um, that is not sexy to me.

I want to get some pictures here.

it's completely covered by a sheet except for its feet.

Call 911, and when they say, "what's your emergency?"

She's throwing up.

You know, Trudy is off on Thursday and Friday nights.

"I want to work with people on the streets.

and you can't talk something out,

or a special hat.

You're never supposed to put metal in a microwave,

That was so classy.

Is that more coffee than ... No, no, no.

have been attributed to the junkyard dog

You don't want to look like you're racist.

I can't deal with this kind of incompetence.