Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A month's salary. You all heard it.

This is my partner, officer Jones.

One dark, one with heavy sugar, light cream.

Thanks for coming so quickly.

Microwave! Yes!

See you next time somebody gets murdered.

And et al. Et al.

No need to salute.

and go right to your .357 or your .44.

What are you officers doing in here?

Why don't we secure the perimeter, I guess, or the hall?

They don't have anymore questions.

As far as joining the FBI is concerned,

I failed a test to be a member of a book club.

"aw, hey, you want to rob this store with me?"

$400, burning a hole in my pocket.

It was five of them ... Five black dudes.

And the county will not give us a new microwave

Some of you ladies, you're pretty,

We have this kind of junky, old microwave.

I'd think, "Wait a second. Why wasn't the ...

Shut up, shut up.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

after I saw, uh, that movie with Jodie foster

Okay, what we want to teach you today

And crew? And crew?

You know, I thought about joining the FBI

They're only seasonal, too, this time of year.

All right. Are you ready?