Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Three kids, two cats, and one mortgage. Yech!

- How did you know that? - Know what?

Do you know what it is that you do to me?

Are you married?

Hey, nice job on that union scandal, Kent.

- Gosh, Clark, I'm sorry. I'm booked. - Oh.

You got me? Who's got you?!

Bring the cameras over here. Okay.

maybe it's because...

- ...to come later. - Don't move!

I was a reporter before most of my friends were copy boys.

It... I didn't think you'd let me later.

Hey, it's Superman. It's Superman!

Please, come on, turn over.

whose perversions and unreasoning hatred of all mankind...

I don't know who you are.

But I do know one thing:

Have one aboard for transfer, over.

No. No, now you listen to me.

I can't believe it. I just cannot believe it. He got her.

This could be a series of articles:

You were followed again.

Sherman... Haven't I told you to stop telling lies?

All right, men. Gather around.

And just now orphaned.

You don't even care where the other missile's headed, do you?

Hey, fresh fruit and vegetables. They're so fresh...

You can see right through me.

but on the whole, I mean, meeting you and Jimmy Olsen and Mr. White...

These are important matters, to be sure, but still matters of mere fact.

Bad vibrations?

Febrairu 11, 2001

Intercept both birds.

Everything looks good. See you at base.

When you first came to us, we thought people...

Get away from there. Get away, get away, get away!

- Gee, thanks, mister. - Well...

Otis, take the gentleman's cape.

Well, what do you think, Supe baby? Interesting?

Chief among these powers will be your sight...

You were great in your day, Superman. But it just stands to reason...

The world doesn't make sense. You ought to know that by now.

Oh, of course not, Lois.

All I can send you...

Any more at home like you? Not really, no.

Now, wouldn't that beat all get-out?

Come on, come on. Get in here. Don't do anything.

Yes, I can. Well, pretty much.

Which, by the way, is target zero, right...

You absolute idiot! i left my robe on!

And it is time for you to do so.

- Look. - Oh, my God!

Charismatic. Fiendishly gifted.

Yeah, right here. There are some papers in a pile...

No matter that it takes an eternity, you will bow down before me!

and looking like a football team.

- Right. - Right.

I don't know, it's...

and scientific fact from dozens of other worlds...

Miss Tessmacher!!!

Miss Teschmacher!

The council has already evaluated this outlandish theory of yours.

no careless product of wild imagination.

Okay. You don't need these.

The population is warned to be aware of...

Come on. Get along.

- You nitwit. Nincompoop! - Guard, guard...

and the proximity to our own solar system...

Miss Teschmacher, how many girls do you know...

Bye, Clark. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye.

The early history of our universe was a bloody mosaic of interplanetary war.

drifted to Earth.

And don't call me sugar.

Lex, my mother lives in Hackensack.

You fellas get back into that thing and back it off the road.

- Jimmy Olsen was fantastic. - Hey, come here.

- I don't think he wants me to, Mr. Luthor. - Luthor, where's the gas pellet?

Come on, let's get out of here.

That would be too obvious, I grant you.

Take him away. Take him away.

I'm sorry, Miss Lane. I didn't mean to embarrass you.

Please don't point that at me, sir.

They have the new B-20 low-level avoidance systems.

To commit the crime of the century...

Wondering why you are...

- How many T's in bloodletting? - Two.