Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

An empire? This?

Okay. I'll just wipe it off, that's all. It's a little town.

you know, the things you could do, and that worried us a lot.

you are not one of them.

What the hell's going on out there?

There's only one P in rapist. Lois Lane, say hello to Clark Kent.

- And L, as in ladder! - Ladder, Mr. Luthor. Coming right up.

Take it! Join us!

I amn't your master. I'm your father. I'm your father, amn't I? I amn't your master. I'm your father. I'm your father, amn't I?

I don't know whose reason, but whatever the reason...

Let me tell you something, Miss Lane, I think he really cares about you.

Miss Teschmacher, some people read War and Peace...

Miss Teschmacher, when I was 6 years old, my father said to me...

You take things easy, Jonathan.

I am Donnie...el You do not remember me...

Well, I... l set the first...

At last, it's official.

Look at this dispatch from Addis Ababa.

Lois, have you got a minute?

In approximately five minutes, a poison gas pellet...

It isn't that we question your data. The facts are undeniable.

That's okay! Miss Lane will be driving by soon.

You do. Of course you do.

I mean, is it showing off if somebody's doing...

the second one to 67, and the third one to 117.

it would have been me.

is embedded in the crystals which I have sent along with you.

Well, I suggest vigorous chest massage.

Come on, step back. Step back, folks.

- Your bookie, right? - My what?

and what do they take? A worthless piece of meteorite.

There's somebody in there!

All those things I can do...

- Can you give me a lift? - Home early!

- It's a little-bitty place. - Otisburg?

Oh. Well, gee, Mr. Luthor.

Febrairu 5, 2001

N, as in Neanderthal, nincompoop, nitwit.

Well, not yet, thank goodness.

even in the face of our deaths.

who that boy's proper family is.

Good evening, Miss Lane.

on those accused.

And don't call me sugar.

Yes. I'm here to fight for truth and justice and the American way.

all this and more...

- Forgive me! - I shall return!

Put your luggage up the top.

which happens to be owned by...

Be like superman! fight for truth, justice, and the american way.

Febrairu 19, 2001

Lex Luthor, incorporated.

What the fuck what the fuck

Sure. Sounds like it'd be a lot of fun.

Martha, are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

Do you know where you're headed?

Martha Clark Kent, are you listening to what I'm saying?

Here I am, like a kid out of school...

- Okay, okay, hold it there. - Just a minute, mister.

Say, Jim, whoa! - Excuse me. That’s a bad outhouse!

Earthquake warning for California. Hello New West Coast.

You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton.

Um, I mean, I was, at first, really nervous about tonight.

for a few miserable rooms off a common elevator?

- Here, let me carry that for you. - Oh, thanks a lot.

Thanks a lot, Superman.

If you promise me, I'll believe you, because you always tell the truth.

Haven't I told you to stop telling lies?

McDonald, I thought you told me this road was blocked off.

You can't just stand there.

Clark, have the clothes washed and ready...

when he dances with the animated penguins, like Mary Poppins!

Chief, that's my beat.

- Yes, it is. So? - Oh, you see, I...

Get away from the building.

Golly, how come you get all the great stories?