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Hold my beer, rallo.
A crazy motherfucker named IceJJFish.
I might be a virgin,
* like upgrading to an escalade from jetta *
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
But I'll kick your ass if you do that again.
(SNORING)
Kids today. Just makes you think about our country's values.
Oh. Hey, what year was she born again?
(audience cheers, applauds)
Roberta, do you know what a hymen is?
What do you want?
* my flow is the noise, white boys do my voice *
Hey, xianhanxinganwa.
Roberta, I'd very much like your virginity.
Behold the terrible, ugly consequences of male virginity!
who's filling in for jordan? tenae.
Then he gives Aunt Donna the finger, This is what you get for yelling at your daughter for something she did not do! Now you calm yourself and when you do, go apologize to your daughter, and start a new beginning!
Rallo, your phone's made of chocolate.
* straight out of stoolbend *
Nick, nack, paddy wack, crack-a-lack, jack!
What, are you nuts?
Then cleveland jr. Must have overhead us making fun of him.
Oh, sorry. Cleveland, can we get another groomsman to do the toast, because Ollie can do a long toast. He can just do a quick toast and we’ll raise our cups.
But they were terrible women.
I saw a lady with two virgines yesterday.
Ain't nobody getting off this whip
* where everyone will know *
And other fun things.
* with my new family *
And turn promise into despair.
These fancy hats of fruit, feathers and foliage.
"oh, that's okay.
And I’m kind of hungry, So make some motherfucking lasagna
Oh, man, this is going even worse than when I invented
Well, thank you, cleveland, jr.
(crowd booing)
Having good time at the ballgame. (music plays)
We took a break so we could laugh at your gay son.
Abababa a abababa a Me when i
If I told you that you could open up a new soda pop
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because the flavor has been tainted,
(giggling) excuse me.
Probably went to go stab a guy in the neck with scissors.
That-that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Cleveland, what do you think you're doing?