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Having good time at the ballgame. (music plays)
Because the flavor has been tainted,
* like upgrading to an escalade from jetta *
And I’m kind of hungry, So make some motherfucking lasagna
(crowd booing)
Oh, sorry. Cleveland, can we get another groomsman to do the toast, because Ollie can do a long toast. He can just do a quick toast and we’ll raise our cups.
Behold the terrible, ugly consequences of male virginity!
Oh, man, this is going even worse than when I invented
"oh, that's okay.
Roberta, I'd very much like your virginity.
who's filling in for jordan? tenae.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What, are you nuts?
That-that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Then he gives Aunt Donna the finger, This is what you get for yelling at your daughter for something she did not do! Now you calm yourself and when you do, go apologize to your daughter, and start a new beginning!
(SNORING)
A crazy motherfucker named IceJJFish.
I saw a lady with two virgines yesterday.
Roberta, do you know what a hymen is?
But they were terrible women.
Probably went to go stab a guy in the neck with scissors.
Rallo, your phone's made of chocolate.
Well, thank you, cleveland, jr.
(audience cheers, applauds)
Kids today. Just makes you think about our country's values.
Ain't nobody getting off this whip
* where everyone will know *
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We took a break so we could laugh at your gay son.
And turn promise into despair.
Cleveland, what do you think you're doing?
But I'll kick your ass if you do that again.
I might be a virgin,
Nick, nack, paddy wack, crack-a-lack, jack!
Abababa a abababa a Me when i
These fancy hats of fruit, feathers and foliage.
What do you want?
If I told you that you could open up a new soda pop
And other fun things.
* with my new family *
Then cleveland jr. Must have overhead us making fun of him.
(giggling) excuse me.
* straight out of stoolbend *
* my flow is the noise, white boys do my voice *
Hold my beer, rallo.
Hey, xianhanxinganwa.
Oh. Hey, what year was she born again?