Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And turn promise into despair.
Kids today. Just makes you think about our country's values.
These fancy hats of fruit, feathers and foliage.
Having good time at the ballgame. (music plays)
We took a break so we could laugh at your gay son.
Then he gives Aunt Donna the finger, This is what you get for yelling at your daughter for something she did not do! Now you calm yourself and when you do, go apologize to your daughter, and start a new beginning!
Ain't nobody getting off this whip
* my flow is the noise, white boys do my voice *
But they were terrible women.
Hey, xianhanxinganwa.
(giggling) excuse me.
* where everyone will know *
Well, thank you, cleveland, jr.
Hold my beer, rallo.
who's filling in for jordan? tenae.
* with my new family *
Abababa a abababa a Me when i
What do you want?
But I'll kick your ass if you do that again.
That-that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
(audience cheers, applauds)
And other fun things.
Roberta, do you know what a hymen is?
* straight out of stoolbend *
Oh. Hey, what year was she born again?
I saw a lady with two virgines yesterday.
I might be a virgin,
Probably went to go stab a guy in the neck with scissors.
If I told you that you could open up a new soda pop
Because the flavor has been tainted,
Roberta, I'd very much like your virginity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then cleveland jr. Must have overhead us making fun of him.
(SNORING)
* like upgrading to an escalade from jetta *
Cleveland, what do you think you're doing?
What, are you nuts?
(crowd booing)
A crazy motherfucker named IceJJFish.
Rallo, your phone's made of chocolate.
Nick, nack, paddy wack, crack-a-lack, jack!
Oh, man, this is going even worse than when I invented
Behold the terrible, ugly consequences of male virginity!
Oh, sorry. Cleveland, can we get another groomsman to do the toast, because Ollie can do a long toast. He can just do a quick toast and we’ll raise our cups.
And I’m kind of hungry, So make some motherfucking lasagna
"oh, that's okay.