Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And the rascal's gone...
Church was your idea.
Pack your recipe box back in the Can you leave me in the hotel on Saturdaycar
But there is a hope all across this great land.
May I be excused, mother?
Now let me tell you all about Rallo.
And the money's missing from the whore jar.
That is not virgin
Oh, boys don't get most of the bad diseases.
It's time for the kiss cam,
How many pieces do you... Dad!
Well, aren't we a regular fred astaire
Shut the fuck up!
R is for rapper
That's your son.
(SNORING)
I Donna, take you Cleveland.... I Donna, take you Cleveland....
Remembering, of course,
You-you should come
Daddy, do you want me to get herpes?
(crowd cheering)
No, he got humiliated at church by his son
Sunday brunch?
Oh, cool. Is that worf?
What are these people wearing?
(chuckles) you know what, junior?
I want to lose my virginity so my daddy will love me.
Sometimes he has me wait in the car,
(speaking southern Pashto)
"not listed"?
When I was nine.
(robotic beeping)
I guess I'll have to scare some sense into you.
I gotta ask the congregation to please refrain from shouting
I thought maybe it'd be in the back of your car,