Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Church was your idea.

Pack your recipe box back in the Can you leave me in the hotel on Saturdaycar

Daddy, do you want me to get herpes?

That is not virgin

Oh, cool. Is that worf?

(chuckles) you know what, junior?

Well, aren't we a regular fred astaire

I guess I'll have to scare some sense into you.

Oh, boys don't get most of the bad diseases.

(speaking southern Pashto)

And the money's missing from the whore jar.

May I be excused, mother?

R is for rapper

How many pieces do you... Dad!

What are these people wearing?

That's your son.

I Donna, take you Cleveland.... I Donna, take you Cleveland....

I want to lose my virginity so my daddy will love me.

I gotta ask the congregation to please refrain from shouting

When I was nine.

No, he got humiliated at church by his son

You-you should come

(robotic beeping)

And the rascal's gone...

Sometimes he has me wait in the car,

I thought maybe it'd be in the back of your car,

It's time for the kiss cam,

Remembering, of course,

But there is a hope all across this great land.

(crowd cheering)

Now let me tell you all about Rallo.

Shut the fuck up!