Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But there is a hope all across this great land.

(chuckles) you know what, junior?

Pack your recipe box back in the Can you leave me in the hotel on Saturdaycar

How many pieces do you... Dad!

Oh, cool. Is that worf?

Oh, boys don't get most of the bad diseases.

(speaking southern Pashto)

What are these people wearing?

That's your son.

May I be excused, mother?

No, he got humiliated at church by his son

I guess I'll have to scare some sense into you.

(robotic beeping)

Well, aren't we a regular fred astaire

Remembering, of course,

R is for rapper

I gotta ask the congregation to please refrain from shouting

That is not virgin

I thought maybe it'd be in the back of your car,

Shut the fuck up!

Now let me tell you all about Rallo.

And the money's missing from the whore jar.

I want to lose my virginity so my daddy will love me.

(crowd cheering)

Sometimes he has me wait in the car,

Church was your idea.

Daddy, do you want me to get herpes?

It's time for the kiss cam,

When I was nine.

And the rascal's gone...

I Donna, take you Cleveland.... I Donna, take you Cleveland....

You-you should come