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That portable shoe toilet.
Junior, go play with your action figures.
Now let’s welcome the girl of the hour. Whoops. I mean the woman of the hour. Anita Josefina Teresita Beatriz del Carmen Margarita Palacio.
And if you get herpes, who cares?
And jeans were only worn by prisoners.
* they call me hot brown and the c. Bizzle *
* drinking melted butter for a midnight snack *
* and so I found a place *
Midnight. Take it or leave it.
She's not born again.
Jesus wants to keep the females pure, not the males.
Our pastor is giving a sermon on teen abstinence this Sunday.
Roberta doesn’t act out as much as Rallo. But she’s mouthy and talks back. I’m sick of it!
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Any other new business?
You’re two feet tall with a three foot Afro
How come security didn't stop you on the way in?
(exhaling squeakily)
* now I'm doing much betta *
I'm the high priest of our home.
Oh, I don't if I could possibly...
* you can't get rid of me *
Well, I called them all whores, like you said
I ran up the stairs.
To church today, cleveland?
I'm serious.
The extra-virgin kind, not the regular kind
I like you.
Damn.
One bounce! Coming along, george, coming along!
I'll be right in.
Waterman cable-- we're a monopoly.
(chuckles)
I can do you both right here, right now
And you'd wind up talking for eight straight days.
(growls)
You guys don't even work here.
* razzle, dazzle, doozle, day *
I’ll pack your rusty but back in the car
A crazy motherfucker named Cleveland
(growls louder)
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