Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That portable shoe toilet.

Junior, go play with your action figures.

Now let’s welcome the girl of the hour. Whoops. I mean the woman of the hour. Anita Josefina Teresita Beatriz del Carmen Margarita Palacio.

And if you get herpes, who cares?

And jeans were only worn by prisoners.

* they call me hot brown and the c. Bizzle *

* drinking melted butter for a midnight snack *

* and so I found a place *

Midnight. Take it or leave it.

She's not born again.

Jesus wants to keep the females pure, not the males.

Our pastor is giving a sermon on teen abstinence this Sunday.

Roberta doesn’t act out as much as Rallo. But she’s mouthy and talks back. I’m sick of it!

Iosibtamsbramaoadr

Any other new business?

You’re two feet tall with a three foot Afro

How come security didn't stop you on the way in?

(exhaling squeakily)

* now I'm doing much betta *

I'm the high priest of our home.

Oh, I don't if I could possibly...

* you can't get rid of me *

Well, I called them all whores, like you said

I ran up the stairs.

To church today, cleveland?

The extra-virgin kind, not the regular kind

One bounce! Coming along, george, coming along!

I'll be right in.

Waterman cable-- we're a monopoly.

I can do you both right here, right now

And you'd wind up talking for eight straight days.

You guys don't even work here.

* razzle, dazzle, doozle, day *

I’ll pack your rusty but back in the car

A crazy motherfucker named Cleveland

(growls louder)