Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* they call me hot brown and the c. Bizzle *

Midnight. Take it or leave it.

* you can't get rid of me *

You guys don't even work here.

* razzle, dazzle, doozle, day *

Iosibtamsbramaoadr

The extra-virgin kind, not the regular kind

That portable shoe toilet.

Roberta doesn’t act out as much as Rallo. But she’s mouthy and talks back. I’m sick of it!

Waterman cable-- we're a monopoly.

I'm the high priest of our home.

I ran up the stairs.

And you'd wind up talking for eight straight days.

Now let’s welcome the girl of the hour. Whoops. I mean the woman of the hour. Anita Josefina Teresita Beatriz del Carmen Margarita Palacio.

Oh, I don't if I could possibly...

You’re two feet tall with a three foot Afro

And if you get herpes, who cares?

Any other new business?

(exhaling squeakily)

How come security didn't stop you on the way in?

I'll be right in.

(growls louder)

And jeans were only worn by prisoners.

Well, I called them all whores, like you said

A crazy motherfucker named Cleveland

One bounce! Coming along, george, coming along!

Jesus wants to keep the females pure, not the males.

Junior, go play with your action figures.

* and so I found a place *

She's not born again.

Our pastor is giving a sermon on teen abstinence this Sunday.

To church today, cleveland?

I’ll pack your rusty but back in the car

* now I'm doing much betta *

I can do you both right here, right now

* drinking melted butter for a midnight snack *