Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A crazy motherfucker named Cleveland

To church today, cleveland?

And jeans were only worn by prisoners.

Junior, go play with your action figures.

* you can't get rid of me *

And you'd wind up talking for eight straight days.

* drinking melted butter for a midnight snack *

Oh, I don't if I could possibly...

That portable shoe toilet.

You guys don't even work here.

One bounce! Coming along, george, coming along!

I ran up the stairs.

Iosibtamsbramaoadr

I'm the high priest of our home.

Roberta doesn’t act out as much as Rallo. But she’s mouthy and talks back. I’m sick of it!

I can do you both right here, right now

Jesus wants to keep the females pure, not the males.

Waterman cable-- we're a monopoly.

Midnight. Take it or leave it.

* razzle, dazzle, doozle, day *

I'll be right in.

Our pastor is giving a sermon on teen abstinence this Sunday.

* and so I found a place *

I’ll pack your rusty but back in the car

Well, I called them all whores, like you said

How come security didn't stop you on the way in?

She's not born again.

Now let’s welcome the girl of the hour. Whoops. I mean the woman of the hour. Anita Josefina Teresita Beatriz del Carmen Margarita Palacio.

The extra-virgin kind, not the regular kind

And if you get herpes, who cares?

(growls louder)

* they call me hot brown and the c. Bizzle *

Any other new business?

You’re two feet tall with a three foot Afro

(exhaling squeakily)

* now I'm doing much betta *