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He always calls me a jerk and a dingbat! And Roberta has a potty mouth, and she talks back. I’m sick of their behaviors!
Junior, we're not going to that dance.
I want to be able to bring my brown sugar home at 1:00 am.
* and I'm kind of hungry, so make some lasagna *
(running up stairs)
The christian church has been frowning on sex
* I got a son *
Bragging about how many girls you slept with in high school.
I would like roast beef for dinner.
In case she does make that choice.
Sure.
Peace!
I know you think you did,
There's no way that he and I could do that
But every girl needs a man to tell her
I will. I, brandy young, pledge my virginity to my dad!
Not no 10:30 pm, yo.
Fuck yeah, you’re small and skinny
Michael? Oh, man, he hung up.
Which one would you prefer?
(all laugh)
To destruction in our lives
Okay, okay. I got one.
Knickknacks
Uh, he look like he could be your son?
And I saw people doing all sorts of naked things to each other.
(song ends, applause)
And that this is my son,