Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(running up stairs)

Uh, he look like he could be your son?

Michael? Oh, man, he hung up.

And I saw people doing all sorts of naked things to each other.

But every girl needs a man to tell her

To destruction in our lives

* I got a son *

And that this is my son,

Not no 10:30 pm, yo.

I want to be able to bring my brown sugar home at 1:00 am.

Bragging about how many girls you slept with in high school.

Junior, we're not going to that dance.

There's no way that he and I could do that

Fuck yeah, you’re small and skinny

In case she does make that choice.

I would like roast beef for dinner.

I know you think you did,

He always calls me a jerk and a dingbat! And Roberta has a potty mouth, and she talks back. I’m sick of their behaviors!

Which one would you prefer?

The christian church has been frowning on sex

I will. I, brandy young, pledge my virginity to my dad!

Okay, okay. I got one.

* and I'm kind of hungry, so make some lasagna *

(song ends, applause)