Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mmm, good sundaes like ice cream

Donna, your idea of safe sex is why

For $35, they'll take anything

Cleveland’s fat! Um, Ollie, aren’t you gonna raise your glass and say “To the happy couple”?

Obesity, illiteracy and diseasacy.

Teenagers are taking a pledge, the purity pledge;

* this is the cleveland show. *

Oh, thank god! (unzips pants)

I love minor league baseball.

Nasty, nasty roberta.

(snickers) cleveland, it's your hot stepdaughter and her boyfriend.

Baking melted butter for a motherfucking midnight snack

Born-agains are crazy and off-putting.

Don't cry, junior.

To hand over their virginity to their fathers,

What can I say except delete this.

* I'm spittin' more wisdom than morgan freeman *

All right, so your pops want me to put you up on game, right?

(cheering, applause continues)

* and I am proud to be *

Go up and twist your fingers all up, like, "westside!"

Junior, a boy's virginity is a terrible burden,

You'll end up like this.

But I didn't want to sit on the wet seat.

Have we lost our way?

Specifically for prostitutes is missing...

Please stay a virgin, roberta.

You-you think he died so that men don't have sex?

I'm not that broken sausage.

Ho-ho-hold up, pops.

The birdcage? That's your son.

Mmm, good sundaes.