Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The birdcage? That's your son.

Teenagers are taking a pledge, the purity pledge;

* and I am proud to be *

For $35, they'll take anything

(cheering, applause continues)

I love minor league baseball.

(snickers) cleveland, it's your hot stepdaughter and her boyfriend.

Junior, a boy's virginity is a terrible burden,

Oh, thank god! (unzips pants)

Mmm, good sundaes like ice cream

Cleveland’s fat! Um, Ollie, aren’t you gonna raise your glass and say “To the happy couple”?

But I didn't want to sit on the wet seat.

Born-agains are crazy and off-putting.

Mmm, good sundaes.

Don't cry, junior.

Specifically for prostitutes is missing...

Please stay a virgin, roberta.

Donna, your idea of safe sex is why

What can I say except delete this.

I'm not that broken sausage.

* this is the cleveland show. *

You'll end up like this.

Ho-ho-hold up, pops.

Nasty, nasty roberta.

Go up and twist your fingers all up, like, "westside!"

* I'm spittin' more wisdom than morgan freeman *

Have we lost our way?

Baking melted butter for a motherfucking midnight snack

You-you think he died so that men don't have sex?

To hand over their virginity to their fathers,

Obesity, illiteracy and diseasacy.

All right, so your pops want me to put you up on game, right?