Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A crazy mother fucker named Dewey
(sobbing)
Folks went to bed at a decent time,
Hey, morning, cleveland.
And take this honorable purity pledge?
We gotta go shopping, daddy,
(r&b music playing)
And the best part is, the reverend says
And then I explained what happens to whores.
I want you to at least try.
* but more dudes have laid on you *
The girls and I get to go to a purity ball...
Of the letter of chlamydias to the gonorrheans:
Ooh, chocolate-vanilla swirl, chocolate-vanilla swirl!
(water sloshing)
I, laura davis, pledge my virginity to my dad.
(gulps)
Shut the (bleep) up!
It'll leadeth to pregnancy,
Fine.
Aw, blap! You flipped the script!
Since nobody wants it.
Ernie! Where the hell are you?
Where is he? He said he was coming over here.
So, you're not ashamed of me?
She's right.
You know, you know, cleveland, for, for centuries
Oh, no. Not two-virgine marlene.
And I am kind of hungry, so make some pussy
No. I'm not going.
(inspirational song playing)
Roberta, I’m very sorry. Give me a hug. Or as I say, aunt and cousin. Then, the apology brings us to the fun: the firework show!
Listen, man, I need a hookup on a suit.
Oh, the pageantry!
Then we're adjourned.