Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* but more dudes have laid on you *
Hey, morning, cleveland.
We gotta go shopping, daddy,
You know, you know, cleveland, for, for centuries
Shut the (bleep) up!
(sobbing)
And then I explained what happens to whores.
Ooh, chocolate-vanilla swirl, chocolate-vanilla swirl!
I, laura davis, pledge my virginity to my dad.
Listen, man, I need a hookup on a suit.
Then we're adjourned.
And the best part is, the reverend says
Oh, no. Not two-virgine marlene.
And take this honorable purity pledge?
It'll leadeth to pregnancy,
Ernie! Where the hell are you?
(water sloshing)
A crazy mother fucker named Dewey
She's right.
Roberta, I’m very sorry. Give me a hug. Or as I say, aunt and cousin. Then, the apology brings us to the fun: the firework show!
Folks went to bed at a decent time,
The girls and I get to go to a purity ball...
(r&b music playing)
Of the letter of chlamydias to the gonorrheans:
Since nobody wants it.
I want you to at least try.
Where is he? He said he was coming over here.
So, you're not ashamed of me?
(gulps)
Aw, blap! You flipped the script!
Oh, the pageantry!
And I am kind of hungry, so make some pussy
Fine.
(inspirational song playing)
No. I'm not going.