Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, cleveland, brokeback mountain,

(crowd cheering)

(snaps fingers) wait a minute.

Because the other one might have blood in it.

"oh, no, my wiener fell off and broke.

* than a mattress named serta *

You're the one who said jesus hates sex.

* dropped loretta *

Where did you learn to dance so well?

Bad hormone-riddled adolescent! Bad, bad!

George: Thank you!

Now let’s welcome the girl of the hour. Whoops. I mean the woman of the hour. Donna Lou Retten Tubbs Brown!

You want to marinate 'em in your folds or eat 'em as is?

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Those fires that can lead

I just got kissed on the lips.

I haven't seen him.

And he and ernie decided to hotwire the rascal

Pledging his virginity to him.

Let me get a hookup from my man donovan mcnabb.

This afternoon at the baseball game, roberta and federline

And money designated

Rev up your engines! These boots are your ticket to ride.

I’m spittin’ more wisdom than Morgan Freeman

I'm telling you,

Thanks, dad. I'll get us some purity punch.

So, thank you, ma'am, but no thanks.

Dallas, texas, residence.

I forgot that virgins have so much free time on their hands,

That's just common sense.