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because your pride is wounded.
(laughing): Wasn't my idea.
to need your help?
um, some of the kids are allergic to nuts, okay?
(phone chirps)
Better. Foie gras
Well, honey, looks like we pulled it off.
What? What's wrong?
pull the trigger on that one.
So what?
(scoffs) Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
I think you're the one with the problem. Not me.
the same way we crush marriage and parenting.
I'm just saying, it just sounds like a lot of work.
It's like watching a turtle try to cross the highway.
You just won't have to make any of the decisions.
What smells?
Oh, you coming back in? Okay.
deviled eggs.
There's too much of everything.
No! Singing fish?
Okay. Fine.
I'll send out an e-mail, and I'll blind cc myself,
Was it something at home?
Let's take a look.
Yeah. I totally forgot about making the turkey
or 30 kindergarteners?
Cape? What are you guys doing over there?
ALL: Happy Thanksgiving.
Can you say a prayer for Jerome?