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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm okay.
Oh, and tomorrow is the Highbrow Artists Parade. [giggles]
Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Tracy Letts?
-Huzzah! -Yay!
[man on TV] I knew just one thing.
[both] Cognoscenti, cognoscenti,
Oh, I would love to attend that school.
and Martin Prince come to the big city,
[cheering and applause]
from the dead-eyed ding-dongs in Springfield.
Your work is derivative,
But you'll never get this.
[gasps]
Who just interrupted my play?
Uh, we're putting on a staff excursion, and, uh...
[through teeth] Thanks, Aunt Selma.
[Patty grunts]
[grunts]
Cool your jets, toots.
[crowd gasps]
[panting]
like Don Draper and Pete Campbell
Best 12 hours ever! [grunts]
This is your moment.
Oh, is that a book of poetry by Sylvia Plath?
[coughs]
we'll be around for a little longer,
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