Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah. - Yeah? You're still gonna paint though, right?
- Where's your tattoo? - Oh, my God.
- What are you doing? Why are we slowing down? - Turned off my battery.
Huh?
Not so bad, Huh?
Whoa. Did you just make that up?
We passed some crops on the way here. They're growing.
Missing the latest quarantine news... Hi. Excuse me sir. I’m supposed to get out of prison today.
He tried to ruin the country by pouring toilet water on crops.
about to change the entire course of human history.
And so it went for generations...
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- Where's Officer Collins? - Shut up!
People who didn’t hear the governor's latest speech.
for exactly one year is set to begin tomorrow.
I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day. Let's go.
They chained me to a big rock.
and over here we have contestant number 19... well i'll just take all the tasting things!
Tell people to stay in school, you know.
People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories...
- Come on! - All right, let's go get my billions.
- Number two, he's got a higher IQ than any man alive.
here are our four finalists in random order: "cruel runnings" "classical smash" "car washed" "frogs legs"
Justice wasn't just blind, but had become retarded as well.
BRAWNDO'S GOT WHAT BATTERIES CRAVE IT'S GOT ELECROLYTES
There’s that fag talk we talked about
why is your nickname for wendy simpson "wendy bomp"? i don't know i guess i just thought that it would evolve naturally over time.
Justice wasn't also blind, but had become retarded as well.
Soon after Collins's arrest and the massive scandal that followed...
Can't believe you like money too.
'Cause of the interest, it'll be worth billions of dollars.
Oh, yeah, baby. I can wait so good.
- It's a weird feeling being smarter than everyone. - Mm-hmm.
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No, you fuckin' moron. To the Rehabilitation place.
GET THIS SHIT STARTED
- Oh, my God! - You're not unscannable, are you?
Oh, man.
DON’T WORRY, SCROTE
Yeah, there's a time machine now that can take us back to the past...
you get a full presidential pardon.
Upgrayedd.
Oh, yeah. Butt first!
with the local authorities in running his pimp game.
- Okay, I'll, uh, throw in another couple billion, all right? - I like money.
The computer did that auto-layoff thing to everybody!”
Are you ready for a monster-truck duel to the death?
Unscannable!
Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
He's rozco's stepbrother
But it was not immune from human error.
- Who's smart now? - Let's bring out our criminal.
how are you gonna pick the kids up? i’ll get some scales put it onthe boat chopmy head off and weigh a gram.
with the C. E. O. of the Brawndo Corporation.
there's the dorgillian there's the gilligette
- With Einstein and guys like that? - Uh-huh.
And get you one too.
- You a fag? - I'll fag your face!
Yeah. Don't worry about it. It's okay.
And then, he would throw his brainy ass back in jail.
Got memes for days!
Desperate and scared...
- No! Stop! Calm down! - Calm down! Calm down!
I sure hope so. He's our only chance.
I could you disbarred, Disbarred!
Oh yeah Baby I can wait so good!
Now, as you know, throughout the years...
Why don't you come back tomorrow?
Ow! Ow! Goddamn!
what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
The Joey Buttafuoco case...
- Oh. - Yeah.
In your face, ass, shut up
Right, kick ass.
Wanna go out, honey?
I also need help finding this girl named Rita, like, immediately...
Yeah!
Come on. Come on.
Some had high hopes that genetic engineering...
He tried taking water from toilets...
at the Extreme Court with highlights on today's trial.
Let's see. Growin' crops...
Hey! What about Rita? We can't just leave her here.
and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler...
and I'm very sorry that that happened.
BRANCH TROLL FANBOY2009 IN REAL LIFE
I'd have like 30$ if I got a dollar for each time someone said this to me.
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
- It'll be fine. - All right.
We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences
It's mine all night
- All I'm saying is you don't have to worry about it... - You know what?
Can we cancel this and just go back to the beginning?
We're looking for an "excaped" individual.
georgette what did you have for breakfast? gumption.
I can wait so good
Remember This
Carl's Jr. "Fuck you. I'm eating."
He's gonna fix the "ecomony."
Get you a jail job while you’re being a partial individual in jail.
Enjoy your Extra Big-Ass Fries!
Just keep walking. I'll explain everything.
that's what you said last time, dipshit south Carolina!
Sittin on ass?
- Hey. Wanna make some money? - I like money.
I don't know what the secretary of the interior even is.
Look, how far is it? Can we just take a cab or something?
No, sir. Turns out she charged some guy a lotta money and didn't put out.
were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
Do I got time to use the bathroom?
- We could break it. - No. He could escape.
- You like money and sex? You're trippin' me out. - What the fuck?
- Mm-hmm. - What do you paint mostly?
They said that you got me a pardon.
Shit. What do I look like, a pants goblin?
- I'm gonna be a CEO. - At Starbucks?
if we'd go family-style on her.
Hey, Joe, listen. Those cops...