Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How many billions? - Like, 10.

Hey. How's it hang, ese?

Hold on. Next, on The Violence Channel, it's Invincible

He made believers out of everyone.

And number three, he's gonna fix everything.

No, thanks. I can handle it. Yeah.

IMMA F**K ALL YALL

I’m going to Fuck all y’all

Why'd you do that ¿?

she's just curious george, but you don't fire her! boing good riddance whatever that was!

We got this guy, AI he's gonna fix everything in one week

You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

And that's the secretary of education.

Oh, I like money… yeah

Yeah, paintings

the three smartest kids in the world.

Beef Supreme! Yeah! Yeah!

i dont have enough silver

Listen, I told these people that you were smart, okay?

That's a real bummer about Joe, huh?

Come on, Frito. Hurry.

Well, yeah, he's sort of my manager too.

- Ow! - Please hold still for your photograph.

oh fuck i need more silver

in no damn coffin with tubes and shit!

- Do they have one? - What?

Matt licks my butthole

Idiocracy It's coming true.

Is it his lectrolytes?

Why come you don't have a tattoo?

I didn't know that you'd lose your jobs and all your money...

This is Peterson, your new replacement.

Huh. That's good, 'cause I charge by the hour.

What I'd do is just like, like, you know...

Oh Yea Baby I can flex so good

Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm.

So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?

- Come on, Frito. - Yeah. I don't think so.

- No. - Some new assignment.

Man, Rita. I mean, I don't know what to say.

My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.

even more better

Okay, so who are you?

Goddamn, a lot of shit’s changed in a year

See you on the south lawn @ufc

And the number one movie in the country was called Ass.

because you're not lonely together with him and yes there's the gurger and yes that's correct and i tried warning ya my friend in the 90's warned ya but you didn't listen. well i'll tox up yet i've yet to select my victims and evil towers!, i'm sorry but accessdenied.exe has vanished to 0.34888 not working scarborough fucking crashed it! what now? plamplans.

and i object... to these claims starting 9999

we have "proprietarily" obtained for you...

BRANCH TROLL FANBOY2009 IN REAL

number 1, we got this guy dynavap

And The Number One Movie In The Country Was Called,Funnel Cake

Get him to take you back to the time machine without me. Don't wait.

That's enough of your bullshit son!

You gotta let me talk to someone in the army! Wait a second.

No, it's not. My name is Joe...

Chadwick beach whassup!?

Buy Steemmonsters with USD? But SBDs have the electrolytes bidbots crave?

Yeah, really. Now, look. Okay, here's the deal.

but had become rather retarded as well.

South Carolina what’s up!

Is this a hospital or...

You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?

"Oh, I gotta go to the time machine. I wanna go home. "

After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason...

Shit. That's a good deal.

I never did anything with my life. At least you were an artist, you know?

Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy.

Look, you know, you're just gonna have to solve 'em yourselves.

But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction.

So wait a minute. What you're saying...

fuse order delivery CY2024 (probably?)

leading to the Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505...

Not like I do..

I’ll fag your face

But when the Brawndo stock suddenly dropped to zero...

Oh, shit. It's not Upgrayedd.

I'M GONNA SOCIALLY DISTANCE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

People who didn’t hear the governor's latest speech Hi. Excuse me. I’m supposed to get out of prison today.

You shut up! Now...

Yeah suck one. UK has like 20 million a day.

Tylenol has what pregnant women crave It has Autism

had caught the attention of the highest levels of government.

but there was no time machine back then, so...

but he would cure acne and carsickness as well.

Jesus. I don't understand. Why me?

No more teasing for Chevy

Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?

Okay, this particular individual Is unscannable

Oh, yeah, baby I can hate so good.

but when he spoke in an ordinary voice...

Why do you keep saying that? - 'Cause they pay me every time I do.

And if you could just go ahead and, like, put your tattoo in that shit.

So, my car's out front...

Man, how do you know this shit's safe?

He's my lawyer... and he's not a very good one either

When Butthurt kd Haters Are Still Posting

It's $80 billion. That's a mighty big minus, isn't it?

Everyone gets laid at the White House. Everyone.

Clevon should regain full reproductive function.

we wake up in a year, you'll be paintin' again.

and more intelligent.

- Like we did on the crops. - Come on, vato.

give it up for Beef supreme!

Come on, Frito. Hurry!

- What are we doing at the White House? - What?

- Unscannable! - No! No, you don't understand!

Yes, I did. Now look...

This one. No. This one goes in your mouth.

President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyone...

who's filling in for alison fanderlinden? gus conte.

That's a weird misprint.

And B we’ve got all this like evidence

- Come on. Just get me on the stand. - Okay.