Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me get that little peanut head up here.
to come up with the best escape plan he could think of.
How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator?
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This one goes in your ear. And this one goes in your butt.
Excuse me. I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.
Welcome to Costco. I love you. Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Uh, uh, uh...
Don't worry, scrot.
Uh, 'scuse me. I think this might be Gatorade or somethin'.
If I can just stay in here another eight years, I get my pension.
I don’t know. Just people and fruit and shit.
I'm a lawyer. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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Everyone gets laid at the White House. Everyone.
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Why would you do that?
You talk like a fag
Ow, my balls!
Go away Cruitin’
"Excape. " "Excape. "
a simple army librarian was unknowingly...
Hey, rehabilitation? One night?
Upgrayedd is gonna kill me! He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money!
- Billions! - 'Cause?
Yeah. You thought you could really travel through time, huh?
Hold on…
Let’s give it up for the Guitar Army!
You Think Einstein Walked Around Thinkin' Everyone Was A Bunch Of Dumb Shits?"
They must have just forgotten about us.
Go away, sploitin
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Water, the basic component of all life...
Then I won't have to do it either because she won't be here.
Dude, this is trepidatious. You got me a room at the White House.
Not with the market the way it is, no.
Baker Mayfield be like...
I'm fixin' to commensurate this trial here.
Water… Like out the toilet?
Hey, you can't leave.
Shuttle comes every few minutes. Shouldn't be long.
First cabinet meeting
you've changed a lot you know as in the way you speak and the way you handle things i'm proud of you changing your attitude. thanks allison and to celebrate i'm going to the international balloon festival at phnom penh. have a good time thank you.
we’ve got all this, like, evidence...
Mr. President, thanks. That's real cool of you, sir...
Right in the balls!
Report to, uh...
Bill O'Brian justifying the DHop trade Drew talking soccer
hey jack here's a kneecap to the face! (kneecap retracts) blungee!
even though these people tried to kill me...
As you know, this is highly classified.
Dylan Mulvaney
Yeah. Oh, boy.
Yeah, suck one. Time machine costs, like, 20.
we’ve got all this, like, evidence...
Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized...
promising that, over time, plants would grow and the dust bowl would end.
Oh, hell, yeah! He's on fire!
Hey, no. You probably don't want to do that with the IVs attached and all.
What the f... oh, hell, no. Uh-uh.
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The I. Q. test you took in prison.
an all-new Ow! My Balls!
THIS ONE GOES IN YOUR DEENUS
Water? Like out the toilet?
Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?
My head is just killin' me.
you start with me and i'll shout really loud i'll wake the whole neighbourhood so i wouldn't start if i were you.
Come on over here, bitch! He don't care about you!
I don't want a new assignment. I tell Sergeant Metsler that every time.
dumb, angry mobs took to the streets, rioting and looting...
But how are we gonna figure out about the garbage "ambulanches" and the "comony"?
We really don’t have time for a handjob Joe
He talks like a fag too
- Uh, yeah. - You do paintings or...
I like money
When Hunters are shooting outside early in the morning Ah shit it's upgrayyedd
yes beryl basherette? what do you want? i want to do some bumpy ballooning in bunker bay.
which would set in motion the events that would change the world forever.
Not Sure, get your ass up here, wherever you is.
Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water...
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
just go ahead and shoot me, 'cause there's no way...
We’ve got all this, like, evidence...
Cause bullets
yummy malteasers block try it today. ok i'll try it then.
but he got the ball rolling...
Yeah, SUCK ONE.
It's a really good way to make money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?
WELL, DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE A DICK OR NOTHIN',
you're unabillable
Luckily, my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.
- Can it get me back to 2005? - Oh, yeah, but it's, like, really expensive.
This guy just got his ass a pardon!
I like to have sex with chicks
- Are-are-are you sure? - Yeah.
He will find a way to come get his money!
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
- No jail time. - Yeah?
- No. They pretty much fixed that. - How?
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When Butthurt lakers fans Are Still making excuses
Let's get you sworn in.
Frito, he's gonna give us a ride back to the time machine.
Oh, private sector. Okay.
This is Rita. Like Joe, she has no immediate family.
Okay. Let's go take a look at those crops.
Who's Upgrayedd?
And I Object!