Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Base my ass in your fist face..... fist.........ASS
Wait. This reminds me of something.
Water? Like out the toilet?
Having kids is such an important decision.
is an only child, and both parents are deceased...
Oh, shit. It's Upgreyedd.
Someone has to have invented a way to travel back in time by now.
Thank you. Your account has been charged.
Shit, I thought there was two of you.
So you can try and shoot me. You can try and run me over, whatever.
And I believe that time can come again!
I don't really know what's going on, but I'm seein' things.
That's my boy!
Aww, is someone not feeling well?
When butthurt warriors haters are still posting
This should help you calm down.
What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
A pimp's love is very different from that of a square
When she ask why you always gotta leave as soon as you bust.
Fuck you, i'm eating
I object that he interrupted me while I was watching Ow! My Balls!
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That's a dog! Uh-huh?
now we will begin to proceed to obtain your I. Q. and "apitude" tests.
Break it down, Camacho!
leederville isn't leadvile or bleedingvale or bledoutvale or sianerville or tighterville or snowbirdville or pigeonville or grassville or boingville or angerville or missmoukville.
Listen, I can explain, okay? I was in an army experiment.
Go away, gamin
Collins!
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I like having sex with chicks.
Hey. Hey, I know. Let's put toilet water on it. Huh?
Wait a minute. You got cops after you?
- Utilize her! - Okay.
Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
Blah, blah, blah. You gotta believe me!
Hey. Hey, get out of here. Hey, get out of here!
Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!
666youtube in real life
OK, you know where the time masheen is?
Frito, can you get me over there?
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Water… Like out the toilet?
"Excape. " "Excape. "
- Yeah! - Jesus, that was close.
- Then she won't even be here. That'll work, right? - Uh...
And so, after serving a short term as vice president...
It look like a peanut.
I can wait so good
All's I know is I better find Upgrayedd before he finds me.
John is the mother fucking dong commander
Mert nem konvergens. És a sorozatok elektrolitra vágynak.
Fuck, yeah! Now gimme a beer.
After you've killed someone...
Please, pull over and wait for the police to incarcerate your passenger.
We are going to take you back, first to the year 1939...
Blah blah blah you gotta believe me
It's, like... It's, like, by the museum...
now unvanquish abraxas! hshu y'sowj teej keod ieowj yest ecei urj idi ox isu
Come on. Hustle over here, buddy. I wanna figure this out.
Georgia’s in florida, dumbass.
whenever you want me to take you...
You know, I think they were pretty close even in my day. You know?
of how, like, this guy didn't even pay at the hospital.
We got this guy chase delauter He’s gonna solve all our problems
No way. I spent the last two days looking for it. It ain't easy to find.
Go away! 'Batin'!
Oh!
I got a three point plan to fix everything
And this is helping.
Chiefs fans talking football
Oh, shit. It's Upgrayedd.
He won a contest Got to be a cabinet member
But signal's got what SEC DEF's crave. It's encrypted.
when you were trying to tell me to get into some coffin.
But Brawndo's got what Dos craves. It's got electrolytes
Thirty billion dollars.
Okay, sir, this is to figure out what your "aptude's" good at...
Upgrayedd don't care where the time machine is. Now, then, last week...
Actually, I don't even know where I am.
In your face, ass! Shut up.
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Sure. Let me just finish here.
So, you owe your boyfriend money?
Don't worry, scrote.
Yeah, well...
#butfirst
It's what they use to make Brawndo.
- I can't hear you! - Yeah.
Hey, uh, let this dumb ass through.
- That's not what the other lawyer said. - What do you mean what the...
Let’s give it up for the guitar army
NOT LIKE I WALK
- Are we on base? - I'm gonna base your ass on my fist.
It's always me, right?
He talks like a fag too
that this guy also broke my apartment to shit.
and keep quiet on the matter, in exchange for certain leeways...
Says here you, uh, robbed a hospital?
259RARE IN REAL LIFE
but, uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up.
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
Welcome to COSCTO. I LOVE YOU.
All right, so that'll be... this many dollars.
Wait, you're not Steve?
but it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now.
- Why'd you do that? - Yeah. I'm not guilty.
Uh, yeah, I don't see you in here. So, you're gonna have to, uh, stay in prison.
He was right. The water... it worked.
Don't worry, scro! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.
I always want to say this when people ask what I paint..