Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What I'd do is just like, like, you know... delete the lock file

- Um, Your Honor? - Hmm?

If you have one bucket that holds two gallons...

"This Guy Just Got His Ass A Pardon!"

They're watering crops with a sports drink?

- Trust me. - What happened to those army guys?

white claw's got what plants crave

- You got something I can wear? - Yeah. There's Pro-Wear on the top, assorted in the middle.

This week in America

Clevon is lucky to be alive.

enabling them to say, do and sell...

Putin - Trump 2020-2024 and 2028 Make Russia Great Again!

sort of, but, well, actually, not really.

you were looking out for the whole world so, you know...

Joe didn't know it, but the beloved electrolytes...

and they gonna need you outside immediately.

We'll ask for directions on the way.

one of them court-appointed lawyers.

Your Honor, I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here, sir.

- Get this shit started! - We're gonna start without Beef Supreme.

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Don't say I stole. You're my lawyer.

- You mean this is all your fault? - What?

Joe had awakened to a world in crisis.

Oh, yeah, give me some. Cut me a piece.

Stop! You're gonna get us caught, okay?

Go away! Gamin’!

But first, to lead us in our Natural Anthem...

yes beryl scythetrayal? why is the H missing? because someone gombled it.

Me when butthurt haters are still posting their bullshit

We've been walking forever. You sure you know where you're going?

Yeah. So we can haul our ass back home.

and over here we have contestant number 2... beryl riryal!

Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

He said that wasn’t my bill. He said that wasn’t my bill.

And Rita, whatever you do, keep painting, okay?

I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr. President.

And what about the nuc... "nucular" reactor in Florida?

With a combined record of 62 kills...

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America!

Gentlemen, meet Joe Bauers...

ok niggaz were almost set here niggaz

Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. No one bothers me. I can't screw up.

No, no, they got a time machine.

You still got the chain attached.

Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card...

Plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

Joe and Rita had three children...

Blah blah blah, you gotta believe me!

I got a solution. You're a dick!

Oh, I– I like money

Shit! I got too many damn kids!

With two D's, as he says, for a double dose of this pimping.

Who wants to go first?

Stand up with me.

With the Human Hibernation Project, we will be able to save our best men...

welcome to costco, i love you.

Rita agreed to participate in this experiment...

AOL TimeWarner Taco Bell US Government Long Distance

And you should also think about maybe finding an art manager who's not also your boyfriend.

Joe stated his case logically and passionately...

into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate.

'Cause you been chargin' me by the hour, and it's been, like, three days.

Says here ticketing and pricing are not talkin

I never said that I was the smartest person on earth. You people did.

Hey, um, the, uh... the main screen is malfunctioning...

we won a contest got to be cabinet member

the base was closed.

Are you a praxis I’ll praxis your face

Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh...

Jesus. I knew that was too much to hope for.

whose ass it was and why it was farting.

He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake...

Me when watched motivatonal videos before the exam

into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts.

I don't know. I mean, how did the world ever get like this?

-Hold On. Next on The Violence Channel

Can I just say something here?

You're in the wrong line, dumb ass. Over there.

Not anymore! The stock has dropped to zero...

Burping in class... 10 points from Griffindor!

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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Listen, I-I... I "supersize" with you...

- Sit down. It's President Camacho. - Hey, hey, hey, yo...

take a mirror shot to paradise. and when the mirrors mirrored out like a mirror stand and the mirrors mangle all the mirrors. my mirrors dripping on crystals sipping mirrorfalls. my mirrors dripping on mirrorfalls sipping mirror stands my mirrors mirror now or forever break my mirrors my mirrors my mirrors are yours.

Like excuse me your a hell of a guy