Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thank you! - Rita!
YEAH, i LIKE MONEY THOUGH
- Hey! - Oh, oh, okay.
Look, Rita, you gotta understand that Upgrayedd's been dead for a long time now.
I guess I owe you one.
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's me grandma now and she's got fake chompers! oh congratulations to her! i hope you'll chuck that evil table out she broke her hip on.
Your floor... your floor is now clean.
and had a total of 32 kids...
- Hurry up, asshole! - Come on!
but he did see a problem that he might actually be able to solve.
and prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's head...
He's my lawyer. And he's not a very good one either.
- You know, scientists? You know? - Uh.
spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla. i told you to sprinkle before we left the towers. i didn't have to sprinkle it then.
that Joe would solve all their problems.
So, put your hands together and give it up for Frito Pendejo.
Shouldn't I train this guy?
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell makes useless rolls with with her grandkids now that that do nothing oh she’s moved on! well i hope her grandkids find a job in doing nothing.
and that they wanted water.
This one goes in... Your ear....
All right.
Yo Hi
Chill out.
The Human Hibernation Project...
I guess this is good-bye then.
There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.
But SBDs got what bidbots crave. It's got electrolytes.
Waters got what microbes/viruses crave
Oh, shit, I'm pregnant again!
- Please confirm your last name, "Sure." - My...
now unvanquish the four horsemen! mejdu j k kdk kdmkc ksjkck osk j wicki
Unaware of what year it was...
How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator
I'm the Director of National Security... Bright to you by Carl's Jr
a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man...
'
THERES THAT FAG TALK WE TALKED ABOUT
Okay, so I go back and I tell her not to do the experiment.
Yeah! Wouldn't shut up!
I have decided...
Oh. If I had some money and a room at the White House...
You in bed with a stranger.
Today I step into the shoes of a great man...
Go away, debatin'
we got secret service guys with huge guns protecting us, okay?
Fuck you penis
First, however, there was the difficult challenge of gaining his trust.
- But I got a solution. - That's what you said last time, dipshit!
if you put water on the crops, it might actually...
I open a savings account in your name.
You See, A Buckeye Bigfoot’s Love Is Very Different From That of a Square.
Still, he does a pretty good job, eh?
who's filling in for lisa frame-smith? johanne fife.
Yeah, this is your fault. This shit started happening when we switched to water!
Then I'll spend the rest of my life trying to fix it.
Man, he don't seem too bright. You sure he knows where he's going?
And the "UN" un-nazied the world forever.
The economy was in a state of deep neglect.
carl bain and kerry mummey. phuong bradford and steven dang.
Uh, "Rehabil... rehabilate...
- Put your hands up! - Don't move! Freeze!
Hi. Excuse me. I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.
Look, Rita, get Frito.
Upgrayedd agreed to loan us Rita for exactly one year...
Ow my balls!
Exactly! We Need More Smart People. With An IQ Of OVER 9,000
- Forgot what it was for. - Huh.
- What? - Oh, goddamn it.
- What? Oh, no. No! - Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
- I'm good at this. - Good at what? Sittin' on ass?
Hey, I could have you disbarred... disbarred... for what you did to me.
There's a bunch of whores in the hallway.
- Oh, yeah. - Discreetly.
! i won't hazy maze cave i'm here to protect you. now what did i tell ya a few minutes (rips curvy leg hairs out) now no curvy leg hairs you're poker straight now! thank you! irerings 5 firerings ok ok betrayal thompson what did i tell ya a few minutes ago? thank you now stay poker straight! super lax hay cave course 11394 unlocked!
and the F. C. C...
This is gonna be so sad. I hope I don't cry.
he's gonna do it all in one week.
America reunited with its Ex WHo was supposed to be in prison
Idiocracy IRL
Georgia's in Florida, dumbass.
.
who's filling in for toni heppard? brett multy.
Costco has detected a dangerous fugitive in aisle 16,702.
That’s an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
But why
Well, it's not my sperm count.
The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yeah. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
frozen in their prime, for use when they are needed most.
And it breaks all the time 'cause some smart guy made it a long time ago.
- Tastes like Gatorade. - Is that that Brawndo stuff?
Kick ass!
Your floor is now clean.
Hi, uh, I was in an army experiment, and I'm not feeling so well.
See, uh, just not a lot of moisture. Have you got the map?
Kamala explains the Russia and Ukraine conflict 2022 SOTU
Your Honor, I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here, sir.
Mr. President! Mr. President, I need to talk to you.
Besides, you do a kick-ass job...
They've tested it on dogs and everything.
And there was a time in this country, a long time ago...
Navy Medical
WORD IS BEEF SUPREME MAY COME OUT OF RETIREMENT
Yeah, back that thing up.
We had a little less luck in finding a female researcher's dream within our ranks...
Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
Kick ass
could somehow magically travel through time...
Given enough time, Joe's plan might have worked.
This one... no.
And "B," we've got all this, like, evidence...
With two D's, as he says, for a double dose of his pimping.
the brand-new Assdozer!
Welcome to the Time Masheen.