Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him this time.

our first subject for the Human Hibernation Experiment.

But if it's not a real time machine, there wouldn't have been any money.

I don’t sound like that

although few, if any, seemed to notice.

Econ... economy.

Listen to me. Upgrayedd cannot find you, okay? It's impossible!

Shit! I must've been thinkin' of Brittany.

He would kick Joe's smart balls all the way up to the roof of his smart mouth.

holy shit i need more silver

- Come on! My kids are starvin'. - I'm sorry you're having trouble.

Welcome to Coscto. I love you.

yes beryl artogoncicles? what do you want? i want lingeriecicles up to my cankler spouiruter marks on my tasewerinecks.

george i told you to get your bloddy medical result in your bloddy snok divorcey zone sweetheart reow! just get on with it dear and stop with your gail kelleys and turn that bloddy thing off! boing good riddance faye now i wanna kill you it's self defence anyway!

- Hurry up! - This one. This one goes in your mouth.

This one goes in your ear. And this one goes in your butt. Oh wait...

You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?

DON’T WORRY, SCRO!

Oh, no, don't worry about it. It'll be safe. Trust me.

Oh, yeah? Well, you gonna be glad you waited, baby.

Why don't you have this?

And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French fries and burrito coverings.

- It's right there. - I see it. I see it.

Ghost Chevy: Say that'll be a genius kid move. If you can convince, your mom you enjoy punishment. Hey, Noah! Hey, pick this stuff up. Hey, Noah, I'm tired of you leaving messes around the house. I'm not your maid. We talked about this. Pick your stuff up right now, or you're grounded for a week.

And the un un-nazied the world forever

No more teasing for Noah

The great garbage avalanche of 2045

bigger and huger than everything ever before in history...

Your floor... Your floor is now clean.

would correct this trend in evolution.

big w isn't big d or big m or big y or big u or big l or big o or big q or big f or big k or big x

What are we doin' here?

I'm sorry. It's just... Where am I?

Cmon scrote don’t be such a pussy

You know, you don't have to sleep on the floor if you don't want to.

What's the minus of 30 and 20?

You didn't gimme no fries. I got an empty box.

Well, because, uh, you know, she'd be an essential... integral... asset...

Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?

They're all dead. Everybody I know's dead!

but transformers have electrolytes

you know, for our team, for us to, you know, utilize.

when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F. D. A...

- Next. - Welcome to the Healthmaster Inferno...

Look, if you guys are taking me back to that jail...

- I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass, you don't shut up.

Don't worry scrot Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

Welcome to Carl's Jr.

I get a truck too, right?

Uh, right now, I'm going to, uh, you know, confer with my counsel.

Baby, I can accept two loaves

Especially the ones, uh, you know, out around the museum area.

often go their entire careers without ever seeing battle.

Hehe, ez jó volt. Biztos hogy te vagy a legokosabb a világon?

You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

well chains are what you get for breaking IKEA furniture you should know better! shame on you! according to you? my dear i didn't mean eat a chunk of IKEA and leave the rest to wash up literally i just said it to get you to shut up that's all. now you're in a lot of trouble with the police.

Idiocracy (2006)

Hold on. Just hold on.

Things looked bleak for Joe, but they were even worse for mankind.

yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? yes i am we poop on everyone and go ark! ark! ark! ark! seagullpooshocktrayalwhitebrialyicecreamythopmsmsgluterclaggluezone!

So you think you can escape again like you did last time?

a gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd, which he spells thusly...

You are an unfit mother Your children will be placed into the custody of Carl's Junior

Kamala explaining the Russia And Ukraine conflict 2022 SOTU

Brought to you by Carl's Jr!

So this is kinda crazy, huh?

Hold on. Next, on The Violence Channel, it's Final Destination 5

I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

You see, a barbecue pimp's love is very different from that of a square."

- Yeah, I guess I did. - Yeah.

But, if you could, uh, just get me well enough to get back to base...

When you try to convince liberals you're right

and the time machine's 20...

Austria is in Norway, dumb ass.

I swear, push to talk isn't working!

so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting.

Oh, I– I like money.

It's broke and leaky and something's happening.

virtually everywhere.

And tomorrow night Looks even more better

Your balance is zero.

Thank you. Thank you.

But sadly, the greatest minds and resources...

Uh, it's, uh... it's 80, Frito.

But I'm tellin' you...

Ich fahr doch nicht nach hattersheim für einen Klingelstreich

Man. You really think those people would have starved to death?

leading to the great garbage avalanche of 2505... ...shit, avalanche of 2025....

- Yeah! - Good, good. That's a good idea.

Oh, okay, one more thing. We gotta go find this girl, Rita, first, okay?

he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

Not Sure, Not Sure, Not Sure!

- Yeah! - the only undefeated officer ever in history...

Word is that Beef Supreme himself might come out of retirement.

We seem to be "experimenting"...

There's that fag talk we talked about.

Never would have guessed this is how I was gonna die.

He's my boyfriend.

so just as soon as the right guy comes along, you know...

'Cause, I was, you know... I was definitely in prison, okay?

yes beryl bonk are you a member of the priory of bonkols? yes shh! it's a secret don't tell georgette!

But I have some eggs frozen...

I got a solution. You're a dick!

We gonna see if we can't come up with a verdict up in here.

Water… Like out the toilet?

This execution is brought to you by Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator.

Are you sure your not the smartest man in the world

Additionally, he has no family, is unmarried...

Rhino get yo Upgrayedd

Irrelevant I Object!