Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But Swedish Fish got what fish crave. - It's got electrolytes
They're gonna tat... Ow. Could I speak to your supervisor?
is that you want us to put water on the crops.
Help Is On The Way
The guy's guilty as shit. We all know that. "
AND NEXT WEEK'S DEMO LOOKS EVEN MORE BETTER
Joe would solve all their problems...
It's got metabolites
Man, I could really go for a Happy Meal, ya know?
Okay, so maybe Joe didn't save mankind...
who's filling in for isaiah firebricks? alyxxus ruth.
Gotta go, uh, work on some crop stuff, get that taken care of.
Uh, this goes in your mouth.
Hey, baby, wanna go out?
Okay, look.
where you try to blow up the one person that's tryin' to help you?
- Yeah, paintings. - Okay, great.
- right by the Starbucks? - Uh-huh.
You still want the money?
Me trying to pick you up today
and that's pretty good for an average guy.
There's that baseball talk we talked about.
So? Shut up, 'cause you broke my house.
hope i stacked enough silver
For the last time, I'm pretty sure...
Unvaccinated!!!
I think maybe the world got like this because of people like me.
Wakanda's in Haiti, dumbass.
Why do you keep trying to read that word?
- Rehabilation." - Why do you keep trying to read that word?
A dumbing down.
Why'd you do that ?
- This is an illegal move, okay? So don't tell nobody. - Oh!
He won a contest Got to be a cabinet member
TRUMP Gettin' it done!
Hi.
Brawndo's got what plants crave.
when smart people were considered cool.
Goddamn, how does this time travel work?
You know, in the bushes?
- and have a healthy day! - Oh. Thanks.
- Crops? - And that ain't all. I give you my word.
But I got a solution. - That's what you said last time, dipshit!
Wow. Well, must be great to be able to make a living doing something you love.
Thank you very much, young man.
Listen, you gotta get me on the stand, okay?
who's filling in for tania male? trudi zenis.
I got a solution. You're a dick!
An imbecile sapling, deeply rooted in stupid soil…
- You gotta be shittin' me. - Did he win?
my first wife was 'vergent she's a pilot now
Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.
we’ve got all this, like, evidence...
He's kinda stupid, but he uses Kmet in the 4th quarter
That's what I thought!
We Got tHIs guy, Luke Bever And hes gunna solve everything
YOU'RE MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY DUMB ASS!
- Secretary Not Sure. - Secretary? Secretary of what?
oh fuck you michael i hate you so much! i'm leaving you for good! (slaps michael's face) i'm leaving and i'm not coming back that'll teach ya for messing with a woman! no nooooooooooooo! was it something i said? oh me partner's left me now fuck her to hell!
You know, if you hadn't done that, I'd still be in jail right now, so...
Vice President Frito took eight wives...
Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary of the interior.
Why do you keep saying that? Cause they pay me everytime I do!
yes raelene you sexy granny! you're pregnant with kissy kissy kiss kiss bird kids and you've got plungerphobia and you're 877 years old! brendan snell! yes the grannies beat me up and i broke me hip on the evil chair thanks to you and all the grannies you've wrecked! i already got one broken hip! i don't need another!
He talks like a fag too.
Your floor... Your floor is now clean.
Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
Well, maybe not cool, but smart people did things...
Or so it seemed.
Yeah. Here it comes.
enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world.
Yeah, I like money though
say i heard oh that you've been out and about with some other chick some other chick. i guess it's come to my realization that i can't stop thinking about you and i but red T 02 top classic thing and i got that g.11 G-string shirt and when i come crashing down i can back ancient times. we never go out of paradise we never go out of paradise.
Oh, shit. I think it was too big, huh?
Anyway, the experiment in which these two subjects...
Jesus Christ. Oh, look. One more thing.
Why I identify as an "Independent..." Red vs. Blue....and Blue vs. Red
The Opta-via®-ttry Way? You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
Your case It’s broke and leaky
But then an even greater force emerged... the "UN."
Hey, was I wearing pants when we went in there?
Yeah, you were like, "I'm not shuttin' up," and I was like...
Oh. No. I'm... I'm all right. Yeah.
And he's so smart...
Average in every category…
should something go wrong with the experiment.
Yeah.
the wakkoplays movie
Oh! Oh, shit!
thirty-two of the dumbest kids ever to walk the earth.
Damn it. I can't go back to jail, and I sure can't solve these problems.
Whatever happened to all that "lead, follow, or get outta the way" shit, huh?
I like to have sex with chicks
Besides, they offered me a pretty good job at Starbucks here.
Hey, how much farther is it?
Because we need to make more electrons
@beast_zj
I'm not the smartest guy in the world. Okay?
Are you a fag I’ll fag your face
You're just gonna have to follow.
now unvanquish jeremy burns! jdjcu h jdkckc mkddkm dkdk jdkck ksks
Joseph Smith Jr. Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna F#+& all y'all!
Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down.
Hey don't laugh at me
Well, I guess we're stuck here.
Don't worry though. We'll get her out...
Okay, sir, we're engaged in procuring your tattoo.
Judge should be like "Guilty." Peace
You know, I really envy people that can make a living that way...
We're just waiting for the right time.
yes beryl eunicerrayal why is the N missing? because it is a rampolzed ramplezoid.
And he’s so smart… That he can manage whole environments without knowing what they are!
I’M SECRETARY BIG BALLS…BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARL’S JR.
Like garbage, which had been stacked for centuries with no plan whatsoever...
Shut up.
Goddamn it.
I don’t sound like that Shoot, I thought there was two of ya
Not so bad, huh?
As secretary of the interior, Joe ordered all crops to be switched to water...
But Brawndo's got what Dos craves. It's got electrolytes.
Yes! Like water out the toilet
and were forced to look into the private sector.
Uh, yeah, probably not right now.
#HowIFeel Idiocracy 2006
- How? - Think about it, you know?
You Get A Full Presidential Pardon!