Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?
the man who solved all our problems...
Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, ya know?
I gotta take care of some "bidness," baby, so I need y'all to wait outside.
Thank you Velveeta!
He would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economy...
Upgrayyed
oh yeah baby, I can teach you so good
That's just how that shit went on TV!
excuse me maria lagonikos what would happen if julia gillard was betrayal thompson? well she would be betrayal thompson.
I'm sorry you're having trouble.
Oh, um, he... he's... somewhere else.
There was a girl. She was from the same experiment.
Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
You saved my life. No one's ever done anything like that for me.
But Epic has what plants crave... It's got electrolytes!
Holy shit! Frito, come here! Look!
- I was just looking for some regular water. - Water?
This time, he would lead.
Last time you told me not to worry was 500 goddamn years ago...
No, I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.
Petey tells her straight, but she just asks him if he wants mustard for his bagels
Yeah!
Shit. What do I look like, A pants goblin?
You're just gonna have to figure it out like we did with the crops.
had called a special summit with the smartest man in the world.
im good at this..............
What the fuck?
- Hey, come on. - Uh...
Water… Like out the toilet?
Your account balance
666YOUTUBE IN REAL LIFE
He's behind the truck!
Oh, I- I like money.
Fuck you penis
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And I believe that time Can come again!
And who could forget that wonderful finish...
And hes gonna do it allllll un one weeeek
What for?
So true Haha
But diet mountain dew's got what VicePresidents crave
What the fuck are you all starin' at?
A time machine, for time travel.
Maybe it's time I got a new start.
- What is this? - Okay, sir, this is the White House.
- She don't mean nothin' to me, baby! - Clevon!
that's a function! uh-huh? fraction fraction functions in fractions functions functions that fraction.
Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.
Why are we slowing down? They turned off my battery.
.
- With his options running out, Joe took a bold step.
Okay, number one, Your Honor, just look at him.
Your data
Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.
He's gonna fix the "ecomony."
- So just go back and... - Visit's over!
- No, wait. - Please stand clear of the doors.
Would you like to try our Extra Big-Ass Taco...
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Who's upgraydd?
Wait a second. Can we start over? Can I cancel this?
Idiocracy: Prostitute becomes First Lady Trump: Idiocracy becomes reality
need more silver
I Thought It Was In Georgia. Georgia's In Florida, Dumb Ass
Your floor is now clean.
korea
You know, just to drink.
'CAUSE ITS MODULAR
Way to go, Frito. You know what? Just make a run for it anyways.
He would soon discover that in the future, justice was not only blind...
Not like I do. Like when you get it like this, sideways.
Thank you so much.
- Fuck her, Joe! - Hey, you want us to come along, make sure she puts out?
We'll occupy Ukraine within 3 days... Oh yeah, baby I can wait so good!
- Yes. - Water. Like out the toilet?
Wow, that's great.
You want us to put water on the crops? Like out the toilet?
I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit.
I have decided to make him...
Frito became vice president...
- There's no way we could have a child now. - Mm-mm.
And, uh, funbags over there is the attorney general.
When people ask me what I paint.
Come on!
the evil 0 broke you gran raelene! i told you that evil 0 did you no good! chuck that bloddy evil 0 out! oh sorry dear darn that evil 0!
Jesus, Collins.
I ain't never seen no plants Grow out of no toilets
I'm Good At This Good At What? Sittin' On Ass?
Holy shit! It's Beef Supreme!
No one ever comes in here.
Doesn't look that big, is it?
Okay, that's five down and one more to go.
Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
Shit! I got too many damn kids!
Fine. We'll move on.
It hadn't even been a year, and the entire project was simply forgotten.
making him an ideal candidate, with no one to ask any nosy questions...
Yeah I think everyone does.
- Uh, Joe, I'm not going. - What?
. South Carolina , what’s up!
Пизда руке
Fuck yeah
I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.
Paintings
- Document number G24L8. - I'm not sure if...
No way. Not this time. It's coming from high up.
Like out the toilet?
and neither was writing.
Tylenol has what autism craves
- I can't watch this. - This is...
15% tax to rome Or universal income for Americans
Fox News.
Look!
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to AOL, Time Warner, Taco Bell, U. S. Government long distance.
The computer did that auto-layoff thing to everybody
We got this guy, AI. He's gonna fix everything in a single week
An emergency cabinet meeting was called...
Hold on, vato!
Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline...