Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, you mind if I pound on that, Joe? - What?

We got this guy, drrf

- What's the matter? - Man, Upgrayedd didn't tell me they'd be putting me...

george i told ya not to be class president and be indesisive between kevin crayonhead smith and amanda stinky robinson and fall between two stolls! boing good riddance faye you dermed's ju from heiulot's gameduilns!

can we make taking machines talk with iranges by 2048? yes so far i've got the robotic parts to be ready by early 2021.

You See, A Buckeye Bigfoot’s Love Is Very Different From That of a Square

and the computer did that auto-layoff thing to everybody.

- That's real good. - Then you... oh, yeah!

Well I ain’t never seen no plants grow out of no toilet - Idiocracy

Well, I've Never Seen No Plants Grow Out Of No Toilet.

and screaming for Joe's head.

And "B," we've got all this, like, evidence...

COVID TESTING BE LIKE...

So, uh, you an artist or somethin'?

- What unit are you with? - Oh, I ain't in the service.

Give it up for Beef Supreme!

Your Honor, I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here, sir.

Wow. Thank you, Formica.

Yeah. I couldn't believe it myself.

He would not get out of the way.

doing a little of this and a little of that.

How'd you hook up with this guy, anyway?

You See, A Bigfoot’s Love Is Very Different From That of a Square

Yeah! Let's give it up for the Guitar Army.

THERE'S A BUNCH OF WHORES IN THE HALLWAY!

Hey, I know. Let's pay off the first $30 trillion with the second $30 trillion.

Next, on The Violence Channel...

Collins, could we skip to the technicals, please?

Water? Like out the toilet?

Ladies and Gentlemen, President Ritch!

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

Ow! Fuck! Ow! Ow!

don't worry, scrot. the game is gonna kick ass.

Are you ready for some car-on-car action?

I didn't see no crops.

So don't worry. You're safe.

Your illness is very important to us.

And B, we’ve got all this, like, evidence…

That part of the trial sucked.

And "B," we've got all this, like, evidence...

Good luck, Joe.

yes beryl zihlot? are you a distant cousin of raelene's? yes.

when youre almost set here niggaz

Oh, my God! Oh!

And The Number One Movie In The Country Was Called,Funnel Cake

Yeah? Well, there must be somethin' he likes over here.

The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working.

Secretary not sure

how many buckets do you have?

We did, however, have to come to an arrangement with her pimp...

ok niggaz were almost set here niggaz

and then he'd sell 'em at the flea market.

There are 9,726 listings for Upgrayedd.

Yeah. Right. Well, not so good, you know.

Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff.

Yeah. I like money though

Hey! Come here!

Getting repeatedly kicked in the dick When Drew talks soccer

I can't believe you like money too.

I said I didn't get any.

'cause the test I took was real, real easy.

human evolution was at a turning point.

had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin.

So if he mentions anything about a savings account, just play along, okay?

Wait, okay, I know. Here's what we do.

You know, 'cause I can't go back in time and open a savings account.

It turned out the results of Joe's I. Q. test...

Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest...

You've got hepatitis!

- They do? - Yeah.

I get out of the way

Oh, yeah, baby. I can wait so good.

Like, follow me upstairs, like, now.

That's weird. This thing has the same misprint as that magazine.

Do you really want to live in a world...

And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo.

Meanwhile, Rita had awakened to find that the world's oldest profession...

Frito, why don't you come over here and, uh, take a look at this?

When he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way."

Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.

Grace is wasting herself away Yes Uwase is i'm no bully it needs to stop it's making her angry! Fine you're fired! don't ever say Grace you'll waste it ever again don't bother calling.

First Trump Cabinet Meeting

Thanks, mom, you know. I would like a staycation

Oh, I— I like money.

Cuz they pay me every time I do

fuse order delivery CY2024 (probably?)

A gentleman who goes by the name Ragan$ 2 Riche$, which he spells thusly…

Okay, my niggas, we're almost set here.

Okay, this particular individual is unscannable

Shit, thought there was two of ya

average in every category. Remarkable, truly

- your body needs electrolytes. - Yeah.

And tomorrow night looks even more better.

Just get in the car. I'll explain everything.

Because we need to make more electrons

Okay. Let's meet our rehabilitation officers for tonight.

- Well... - Please!

- Objection! - What are you objectifyin' on?

In your face, ass, shut up

Mr. Bauers was chosen primarily for how remarkably average he is.