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but didn't you go to jail for not havin' enough money?

- Yeah, man, but you said there was a time machine, right? - Yeah.

Telling people they can get rich from Bitcoin

but his perceived effeminate voice only drew big gales of stupid laughter.

Brawndo's got what plants crave.

And fun bags over there is the attorney general.

- Where we going? - Just get in the car.

The Brawndo company simply bought the FDA

Now, you either lead, follow, or get out of the way. All right?

bRAWDO'S GOT WHAT BATTERIES CRAVE IT'S GOT ELECROLYTES

"Virtually Everywhere."

Like I always say

So you knew this thing was just a ride the whole time?

Shit! I got too many damn kids!

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There’s that fag talk We talked about

Frito, take a right here. Right, right!

Go away, sploitin

- We should hang out. - Totally.

- Yeah. - I think everybody does, Frito.

I can explain everything. We can take 'em to your house, show 'em the pod.

yes beryl berayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some flasting in forrestfield.

See, 'cause I knew this, uh, Dutch exchange student.

in exchange for dropping of certain criminal charges and a small fee.

His name was Untgrad.

The Biden family motto I'm gonna Fuc* all you all

- I thought it was in Georgia. - Georgia's in Florida, dumb ass.

when reading wasn't just for fags...

- Oh, I-I like money. - Yeah.

Go Away! Datin'!

He talks like a fag too

BOB justifying the DHop trade Drew talking soccer

Hey, that may be how you refer to women in the future, but come on.

driving the biggest, hugest correctional vehicle ever built in history...

Wait here, okay? Wait there.

He's gonna fix the dust storms too.

white claw's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

Doctor Congo’s got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

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I know. I know.

Shit i thought there was two of you

The Masturbation Network.

when Charlie Chaplin and his evil Nazi regime...

Judge Judy needs to know what cases she can and can't recall! Yes I agree she's been whacked over the head by Grandma Snell with her walking cane.

South Carolina representin

Last minute pardon by the great white hope?

I’m actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.

How did this happen?

I've been hallucinating.

which perfume are you gonna buy? stronger with you emporio armani.

Justice wasn't also blind,

I could really go for a starbucks right now

he's got a higher IQ than any man alive!

we'd all like a hand job, but we don't have time for it.

But Swedish Fish got what fish crave. - It's got electrolytes

That ride sucks anyways.

There’s that fag talk we talked about

Get your hands off me. What do you think I'm gonna do, run through the field?

Kamala explaining the Russia and Ukraine conflict

- 'Too. - Yeah. Got it.

Behind the truck, stupid!

I guess I just can't get outta the way anymore, can I? You know what?

However, if successful, we believe humans can be stored indefinitely.

I don't know how to be secretary of anything.

Hey, uh, but you're gonna bring her here, right?

when youre almost set here niggaz

Georgia's in Florida, dumbass

Oklahoma is exotic It’s got convection

- What? - Ow! Ow. Ow. Ow.

You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon.

But I'm doing everything I can to get us back there, okay? I promise you.

Leicas Leicas Everywhere...

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Okay, how about this? You get me to the time machine, and when I get back...

I thought there was 2 opf ya!

Would you like another Extra Big-Ass Fries?

that's more then i can say for you granny raelene snell you old egg white grqanny! thanks dear retirement is good me soap and crustians and boogleoohogles yes me mom's a bag and she took her bag mom to the T bag shop dear. yes still kicking it at 99 years!

- Me? No. - Okay. This particular individual is unscannable.

So, uh... so the winner is, uh...

Then maybe you'd go to jail for not havin' any money.

- Man, what? - Oh, yeah, baby.

But then, the chief "J" just went off.

Now, I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...

to make this man...

And you know what? It's none of my business, but when we get back...

- Ow! God! Hey, stop! - Damn it.

and Rita, the former prostitute, became first lady.

Ok, this particular individual in unscannable

- No, you can't come in. - Can too!

Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

My first wife was 'vergent. She's a

- I don't even know what it is. - You better find out.

Go away, sploitin

He's a goddamned idiot.

I don't know, just... people and fruit and shit.

Yeah, that's enough of your bullshit, sir.

More like... but on the street. You go, um... Wait. Let me start over.

I thought your head would be bigger.

Unfortunately, Trevor passed away from a heart attack...

Here's some highlights from last week's Rehabilitation.

He cost millions of people their jobs.

We go to the time machine, then when I get back to the past...

Hey, look, can you just... can you wait a second, please?

grandma raelene i told you not to sit on the collapsle chair it's broken now! that's how granny sheeley did her back in it's the onlychair we had you fool! oh sorry you very old wrinkly grandma carlan you old 100 years old granny my mom broke the chair as well oh it's so evil!

That is not okay! And I rest my case!

He’s gonna fix the ecomony

He thinks he's gonna get billions of dollars if he takes us there.

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It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following.

So act smart! Smart like you?