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sister Catherine, sister Jeremy, sister Rosemary--"
♪ [ Resumes, finishes ]
Stifle yourself !
Now, please try and show a little class, huh ?
Hiya, Lionel. You want some rice puddin' ?
"Clarence the fifth Marshall."
I put ? Small dent ?
Remember that.
I don't wanna hear about the articles !
and he always says the same thing.
[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ those were the days ♪
His own mother wasn't a Jewish lawyer.
you should have such a constitution.
It looks like a long, long siege ahead.
Yeah, what about a doctor, daddy ?
uh, Polish sausage is very good.
Oh, no, daddy. Not that again.
Six minutes later, to the second, watch out.
Remember, even Jesus was a Jew.
I read that in a fortune cookie once.
Hey, Mr. rabinowitz, where you goin' ?
I appreciate your extraordinary faith...
Yeah. How do they sound to you ?
He actually thinks because they're Jewish they're smarter, shrewder.
Pleased to meet you. Let me take your coat.
"Johnson and Smith. McDonald and shelby.
It's the wrong image, arch.
[ Archie ] ♪ guys like us we had it made ♪
It's the meat. It's not done enough.
[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ mister, we could use a man ♪
What you meant to call me was, say, Mr. funk or Mr. wagnall, the dictionary people.